[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

You should drown them in holy water

Holy water?



There are no papists here, friend.

Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Z. Smyth

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

You should drown them in holy water

You mean Fecal Water?

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Dead babies are Gods Chosen Ones. These are individuals, hand picked by Our Creator. They are not forced to live ong and pointless lives. The get fast tracked to Judgment Day(tm).
I pray that God would of selected more of my own kids though I am merely a True Christian(tm) and His Perfect Will(r) is my Salvation.
My wife Mrs. Hutchins, has saved the body (after the soul is gone, if any) of all our children that were small enough to fit in a pickle jar. There are all on a shelf in the basement in a solution of her own homemade vinegar (won the state fair three times, Blue ribbon).

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Fireburp, did you notice all those Bible verses Cranky Old Man cited? He's just telling you what's in the Bible, my friend.

Tell me, do you believe the Bible is true, and should be followed?

Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

...I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.

But just the ones that you agree with, right?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.

Are you suggesting that the Bible verses Cranky Old Man listed are somehow not consistent with the Bible's morals?

[Des]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.

Either the Bible is a 100% true and accurate set of rules and moral guidelines, or else it is a poorly written, terribly edited piece of fiction. One cannot be a Christian while believing anything other than the former.

[Basilissa]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Cranky old man you sir are cruel. The very idea doing this to people nether less children is sickening.

Please don't get overly excited, sweetie. Yor English becomes very difficult to understand when you're agitated.

I find it impossible for a God to do any of this.

Probably because you're only a human, and He is God. Of course He can do things which you deem impossible. Duh.

When I die for every child you even make bleed I will kill you.

What in the world does that even mean?

If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to kill you in every life I have.

The Bible tells us that we have only one life to live. Besides, even if reincarnation was real, you wouldn't remember your past life in the next one, would ya?

Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.

Newsflash, sweetie: killing babies and pregnant women is considered moral according to the Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!

Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.