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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #1

    On Mental Adultery Agency

    God commands us to execute both parties engaged in any act of adultery. We must establish this institution to be right with God!

    Leviticus 20:10

    King James Version (KJV)

    And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

    But Christ brought us a New Covenant. And under the New Covenant, even thinking about committing adultery is just as bad as the act. Moreover, the object of lust is to be considered a participant in the sin.


    Matthew 5:28

    King James Version (KJV)

    28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
    Thus a woman who is an object of male lust must be executed along with the man who lusted after her. It is the law.

    We must formalize this into a bill and commence lobbying Congress immediately. Who has the best handwriting?
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  • Creationist Ron
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2012
    • 100

    #2
    Re: On Mental Adultery Agency

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    God commands us to execute both parties engaged in any act of adultery. We must establish this institution to be right with God!




    But Christ brought us a New Covenant. And under the New Covenant, even thinking about committing adultery is just as bad as the act. Moreover, the object of lust is to be considered a participant in the sin.




    Thus a woman who is an object of male lust must be executed along with the man who lusted after her. It is the law.

    We must formalize this into a bill and commence lobbying Congress immediately. Who has the best handwriting?
    I have very nice cursive handwriting Mr.Jenkins I could write it, but how woul we know if someone is lusting? No one will come forward, and say Yes kill me I just lusted!

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: On Mental Adultery Agency

      Originally posted by Creationist Ron View Post
      I have very nice cursive handwriting Mr.Jenkins I could write it, but how woul we know if someone is lusting? No one will come forward, and say Yes kill me I just lusted!
      Friend, that is why we must pass another law requiring all police officers to be True Christians(tm). At least the detectives, anyway. God will simply put it on their hearts to arrest certain people for sin, and let others go, in accordance with the murmurings of the Holy Ghost.
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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: On Mental Adultery Agency

        This is high time we dealt with the crime of mental harlotry!

        These mental adultery wouldn't be tempted into engaging in fantasy marathon mental sex with these women unless these women weren't willfully enabling them! The police should be composed of a force of TRUE Christian(tm) men PROVEN to be immune to the the traps of these virtual harlots and then these police should move to arrest any mental harlot they detect for the good of the community.

        It's time to stop blaming the victims and more against the REAL criminals in mind rape.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: On Mental Adultery Agency

          I remember hearing about that buffoon Jimmy Carter talking about lusting after women in his heart. I know what he meant, the sinner. I guess all he ever thought about was sexing and raping harlots. I guess that's how we ended up with Obama.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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