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  • Bob4God
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    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #46
    Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

    ThatDude has been asked to apologize publicly in this thread for his nasty words.

    If he does not do so within the next 2 (TWO!) minutes, he will be banned.
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    • ThatDude
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Nov 2011
      • 2

      #47
      Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      ThatDude has been asked to apologize publicly in this thread for his nasty words.

      If he does not do so within the next 2 (TWO!) minutes, he will be banned.
      You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #48
        Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

        Originally posted by ThatDude View Post
        You're a piffleing idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your "member" while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a #2? You disgust me. (there, is that better?)
        Being of the retarded variety, ThatDude was unable to meet the requirements needed to be eligible to post on Landover Baptist forums.

        He will not be missed.
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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #49
          Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

          His preoccupation with pee-pee and poopy was disgusting.



          YiC,

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          • Ynot1968
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Dec 2011
            • 21

            #50
            Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

            Ok this one is good too....

            Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
            I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
            Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
            Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.

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            • Bob4God
              Moderator
              Arms Dealer for CHRIST
              Hands folded for Jesus
               
              • Apr 2008
              • 5274

              #51
              Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

              Originally posted by Ynot1968 View Post
              Ok this one is good too....

              Since when does wiping yourself lead to thoughts of a homosexual act???
              I mean if it does, then you my friend have SERIOUS issues.
              Let's remember it was Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve you homophobe.
              Im pretty sure that they didn't have a tub to bob up and down in to wash themselves. Please do you think Jesus never dropped a duece and felt unholy about it. It's a natural bodily function. If God found it "unholy" he would have created us differently.
              Excuse me, but our bathroom habits are absolutely none of your business!

              And if JESUS ever made a poo poo, I am sure it wasn't like ours. The Holy Feces of CHRIST JESUS could heal the blind just by rubbing on their eyes, or feed the hungry.

              PRAISE HIM!
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              The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
              - Proverbs 15:3

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              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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