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  • #31
    Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    I didn't say anything to her, but if her son is making a lot of trips to the bathroom, or spending inordinate amounts of time there, perhaps the problem is not his sexuality, but his diet.

    And if he makes a mess in there, she ought to make him clean it up.
    You are truly jawdropping. The poor woman's worried her son might be turning queer, and your solution is to make him do more housework? I suppose the next step in your programme to stop him becoming a homer would be to buy him the collected works of Queen and drop him off in the middle of a convention of the Anarchist Bear Federation of North America armed with nothing more than a bottle of poppers and a pink handkerchief?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #32
      Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I'm sure she knows more about the situation than you do.
      Sister Anne Teak made an irrational conclusion: My son is spending so much time in the bathroom, therefore he's a homosexual.

      Am I the only one that see's something wrong with this? Maybe he's not gay and has digesting problems, like Dances without Joy suggested.

      Also, this whole idea of women being happy to clean up after their man has got to stop. That idea just further helps soceity think that their is a women minority and there shouldn't be. Men are equally capable of cleaning around the house and should clean his share of the work.

      Christians' view of the woman in a household is ironically how natural selection favored the human species.
      I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.

      "...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe

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      • #33
        Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        You are truly jawdropping. The poor woman's worried her son might be turning queer, and your solution is to make him do more housework? I suppose the next step in your programme to stop him becoming a homer would be to buy him the collected works of Queen and drop him off in the middle of a convention of the Anarchist Bear Federation of North America armed with nothing more than a bottle of poppers and a pink handkerchief?

        Cleaning up after himself does not make a man gay - it makes him considerate and responsible.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • #34
          Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

          So how does a TC clean himself without getting his hands near his anus after defecating? Sit on a sandblaster?
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • #35
            Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
            So how does a TC clean himself without getting his hands near his anus after defecating? Sit on a sandblaster?
            That's just disgusting.

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            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #36
              Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

              What about the woman who was stuck on the can for 2 years in her boyfriend's trailer? You probably don't think the dude who let her stay should have worried about her, either. BTW, where did that guy go to the bathroom?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #37
                Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                Cleaning up after himself does not make a man gay - it makes him considerate and responsible.
                How is humiliating him by forcing him to do servants work going to make him responsible?

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                • #38
                  Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                  What a heroic topic. Thank you to Sister Thumper for bumping it so that all of the new lost souls on this site can educate themselves.
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                  • #39
                    Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    How is humiliating him by forcing him to do servants work going to make him responsible?
                    Cleaning up the messes you create teaches you to be responsible for yourself.
                    Having servants do it just makes you feel as though you can do whatever you like, and any mess that results is someone else's problem, and that's a very irresponsible attitude.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      What about the woman who was stuck on the can for 2 years in her boyfriend's trailer? You probably don't think the dude who let her stay should have worried about her, either. BTW, where did that guy go to the bathroom?
                      I would have thought that when she was in there for over ten minutes, he would have gotten concerned. When she refused to come out after several hours, he should have realized that something was wrong and called 911. The woman was obviosuly mentally unstable.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                        I'm going to be honest, I'm still unsure if this is a joke or not. If it is, props to the topic creator for fooling everyone, if not, then this is just creepily funny.

                        People experiment with masturbation. No big deal as long as they don't let it consume them.

                        You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people with the talk of "servants". Why don't we bring back slavery? It wasn't that bad, was it True Christians?

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                        • #42
                          Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                          Originally posted by Never View Post

                          You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people.
                          There is a forum for everything. You came here for a reason. Was it to hang out with other white people?
                          Ack!

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                          • #43
                            Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                            Originally posted by Never View Post
                            I'm going to be honest, I'm still unsure if this is a joke or not. If it is, props to the topic creator for fooling everyone, if not, then this is just creepily funny.

                            People experiment with masturbation. No big deal as long as they don't let it consume them.

                            You can tell this forum is full of rich, white people with the talk of "servants". Why don't we bring back slavery? It wasn't that bad, was it True Christians?

                            Agreed. All I can really say is, LOL at this thread

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                            • #44
                              Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

                              You're a fucking idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your penis while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a shit? You disgust me.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by ThatDude View Post
                                You're a fucking idiot. Lets just say the entire bible is 100% true. Please show me in the bible where it says that looking at your penis while you urinate will damn you. You're making it out to be an abomination of some sort. Also, what do you do when you have to take a shit? You disgust me.
                                (Galatians 5:16) "This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh."

                                And please watch the potty-mouth.

                                YiC,

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