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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #1

    We Must Have Gun Control!



    I was browsing the internet and came across the case of a shooting in Wentzville, Missouri. It seems that two men were in the All-Cuts barber’s shop and discussing the Sandy Hook shootings. One of them said that he would have killed the perpetrator. Now, for some reason, this caused the other man to take this as a threat and he immediately went to his car, found his gun, returned to the barbers’ shop and shot the first man three times.

    One of the patrons was discussing last week’s shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown and commented that the incident “makes me want to murder the suspect,” police said.
    For unknown reasons, Davis took the comment as a threat and asked, “You want to murder me?” Davis then walked out to his Volkswagen sedan, retrieved a loaded Smith & Wesson 9 mm pistol and fired three times in the customer’s direction, police said.
    The injuries are not life-threatening.

    Now, I know what you are thinking – Gun Control is the only answer. And, as always, you are correct. Gun Control is what was completely lacking here and we see the regrettable results.

    Missouri has nearly 100% gun ownership and yet this shooting was not controlled at all. When you rush to your car, grab a gun, run back into a small shop, fire three times at your opponent, and miss putting him down permanently, we have a problem. The problem is "control of the gun."

    A handgun should be used in the favored hand with the other below and supporting the grip. Both arms should be extended to form a rigid support for the weapon, which should be directed at the head or center of the chest of the intended recipient of the bullet. A two shots should be fired in rapid succession. This should kill the offender but if he is merely incapacitated, a final shot to the head secures the matter.
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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: We Must Have Gun Control!

    Brother Bathfire, I can't tell you how many times I've been shot at while traveling through the rougher areas around here.

    Fortunately, this is how Californians hold their guns:

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: We Must Have Gun Control!

      So true, Brother Faith. We all know the types who go to barber shops in Saint Louis hold their guns sideways one handed.

      If you catch my drift.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Little Donkey
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 498

        #4
        Re: We Must Have Gun Control!

        It's not in your control if it's in the glove compartment. ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES. Also, 3 rounds? What is this guy an environmental whacko??? The hair trigger on my automatic rifle cranks out 3 rounds if I look at it hard. 3 rounds my ass, excuse the language.

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        • Prayer Warrior
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2011
          • 862

          #5
          Re: We Must Have Gun Control!

          How do people like these ever expect to stop criminals? A lot of people probably think they are prepared for criminals, but when push comes to shove, they have no idea what they're doing. This is why learning to use a gun should be a mandatory class for our children in school. Of course, you don't see an actually useful class like learning how to use guns in public schools. That is why it is up to parents and homeschooling to teach children the proper way to handle guns.
          Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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          • Godfly
            Descended from Rapes
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 1552

            #6
            Re: We Must Have Gun Control!

            Still uncontrolled guns are better than no gun at all. Jr's hands shake pretty bad and he can't aim any better than a liberal, but I insist he be armed at all times for his own protection.
            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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