Ok this is getting annoying.

[yogurt]

Alright once and for all i am not in league with the Devil i work for the one and only True Lord Jesus, and if you were true Christians (which you aren't if you were then you would not be infighting about some Prick who got doped up and raped a blow up doll).

I have been sent to landover by the holy trinity to save you all, if you don't want to listen then that's fine but DON'T CALL ME A BLOODY SATANIST, I HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE AND NEVER WILL BE.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

The woods are thick with demons. No one knows who they can trust anymore. If you stand by the window they'll see you. Don't go on record as being this or that, otherwise you'll find yourself with implants and rubber booties. The second rule is don't trust anyone. I can't tell you the first rule. The wolves are among us, that's all I can tell you and that's too much. Having owned, at one time or another, ALL of the worlds oceans, I'm uniquely qualified to give you advice.

1) Always buy an Ocean at HIGH TIDE. More water means More Ocean!

2) If you buy an Ocean that's being sold with it's "Contents Included",
make certain to purchase it when PLENTY of people are swimming in it.

Try to make sure that there are numerous vessels out at sea that day.
You see, both the PEOPLE, and the VESSELS will automatically become YOURS
this way!!!
This can lead to much greater profits!
For instance, on the day I bought the Pacific Ocean, I made SURE that Former President
Richard Nixon was swimming in it.
I never resold Nixon, but I enjoyed his kindly servitude for many years afterwards!

3) When buying a warm weather Ocean, such as THE INDIAN OCEAN,
make sure to bargain!

Warm weather causes severe EVAPORATION!
Don't get suckered into paying for RAIN that someone else already owns!

I hope this answers all your questions! Don't ask anymore unless the cock calls three. Mum's the word and lay off the shoeshine.

[yogurt]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

Ok he has been hacked. or he has been taking drugs again.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

Either that, or even someone who has fallen as far as he has can still tell that a queer satanist like you is nothing but a crackpot.

[JennyD]

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Either that, or even someone who has fallen as far as he has can still tell that a queer satanist like you or Judas Bond is nothing but a crackpot.

In this one instance, you speak the truth.

How does it feel? Did you feel an odd burning sensation as the demons possessing you tried to punish you for being honest?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

Alright once and for all i am not in league with the Devil i work for the one and only True Lord Jesus, and if you were true Christians (which you aren't if you were then you would not be infighting about some Prick who got doped up and raped a blow up doll).

I have been sent to landover by the holy trinity to save you all, if you don't want to listen then that's fine but DON'T CALL ME A BLOODY SATANIST, I HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE AND NEVER WILL BE.

Satanist, Atheist the same thing. You have God and spit on your Savior Jesus.

[FAKEFrogPapistHarlot]

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I'm amazed you try, Potatoe Head. These people are too close-minded. Have to admire your determination, though.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

I'm amazed you try, Potatoe Head. These people are too close-minded. Have to admire your determination, though.

Closed minded? Show us were we are wrong threw scripture, KVJ1611.

[JennyD]

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I'm amazed you try, Potatoe Head. You are too close-minded.

Not only is Mrs. Potatoe Head closed-minded, she's too stupid to spell "Potato" correctly.

Any representative of God could surely spell the name of one of His creations, the potato, correctly.

[snottyduck]

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Not only is Mrs. Potatoe Head closed-minded, she's too stupid to spell "Potato" correctly.

Any representative of God could surely spell the name of one of His creations, the potato, correctly.

It's a nickname, it doesn't have to be spelled correctly.

[JennyD]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

It's a nickname, it doesn't have to be spelled correctly.

If one doesn't wish to look an imbecile, it does.

[snottyduck]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

If one doesn't wish to look an imbecile, it does.

It's everyones free choice to make up a nickname, even if it sound imbecile.

[JennyD]

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It's everyones free choice to make up a nickname, even if it sound imbecile.

True, and if she chooses to present herself as an imbecile, it's our right to treat her as such.

[FAKEFrogPapistHarlot]

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But all of your names are spelle correctly (as far as I know, probably couldn't trust you to spell a name), and you all make yourselves out to be imbeciles.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

It's everyones free choice to make up a nickname, even if it sound imbecile.

Just like it's everyone's free choice to sodomise a doll of the Virgin Mary, eh Flint?