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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #1

    Reminder for today's funerals

    Please don't park in the taped off area, the hearse will need them. I know this is a bit unusual but obviously this is the first time since the 1870s that Landover has done these many funerals at once.

    Pastor Zeke and Pastor Bill-Rebuen will officiating today.

    My deepest condolences to everyone who has lost family members.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Reminder for today's funerals

      That's quite an ominous message, Pastor BJ. I'll be sure to park out back, so that there may be space in front for the grieving families.

      I also put out a message to our 'young valets'. I'm sure they will be happy to park cars for the faithful (the young are usually happy to miss part of the sermon).


      Funerals are a terrible time for those who are left. Fortunately this is a beautiful time in Freehold, and the gardens are in full bloom; that should make this tough time slightly easier to handle.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • tLakota
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 206
          #3
          Re: Reminder for today's funerals

          Who all passed on? If it's anyone I've chatted with I'll pray for their families.
          Willpower rules the world.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405
              #4
              Re: Reminder for today's funerals

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              That's quite an ominous message, Pastor BJ. I'll be sure to park out back, so that there may be space in front for the grieving families.

              I also put out a message to our 'young valets'. I'm sure they will be happy to park cars for the faithful (the young are usually happy to miss part of the sermon).


              Funerals are a terrible time for those who are left. Fortunately this is a beautiful time in Freehold, and the gardens are in full bloom; that should make this tough time slightly easier to handle.
              It is terrible that tragedy struck us in the midst of this beautiful heartland spring. Praise Jesus our pastors are as solid as steel to guide us threw this tribulation. I think Pastor Billy-Reuben and Pastor Ezekel said it best on Freehold Today this morning and there is nothing my poor words could add to it.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Remy Lebeau
                  LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                  President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                  Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2058
                  #5
                  Re: Reminder for today's funerals

                  Well, it is a sad time and a happy time. Our family is back together and those not with us are in the arms of our Lord. GLORY!

                  I have agreed to send those columbians back as it may be alittle too much for people to deal with. It would just be a constant reminder of a sad page in an otherwise great book. Besides, although it will cost more money Black Water USA is far more organized and far less reckless than Brother Solo's old friends. No offense, Brother.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552
                      #6
                      Re: Reminder for today's funerals

                      PBR has agreed to officiate at the following funerals:

                      The Rodgers twins, Carl Llewellyn, Sam Wallace and his wife Regina, Will Bonners, Andy Peters, Tommy Pants, and John Watersmith.

                      I'll be busy with the the Platinum Tithers.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Justina Thyme
                          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1718
                          #7
                          Re: Reminder for today's funerals

                          Demons, demons, demons... all of them demons...
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                           Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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