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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #61
    Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

    Originally posted by Dodger556 View Post
    Do you really want me to dig up the thread, which started about 1.5 weeks ago, where pretty much every TC and a few mod's were condemning him? Pastor Billy, I remember you saying in a reply that you always thought there would be problems with how zeke was so quick condemn people himself.

    JennyD, surely you remember when your title was just member, just like zeke's was at that same time ( about a week ago ).
    Are you on drugs or something?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #62
      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

      Originally posted by Dodger556 View Post
      Do you really want me to dig up the thread, which started about 1.5 weeks ago, where pretty much every TC and a few mod's were condemning him? Pastor Billy, I remember you saying in a reply that you always thought there would be problems with how zeke was so quick condemn people himself.
      I don't remember any thread like that.

      I've never seen Zeke condemn anyone. He only points out to people, quite rightly, that they are condemning themselves by continuing to live a sinful lifestyle.
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
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        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #63
        Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

        Pastors, do you have any idea what the Artless Dodger is on about?

        Or, for that matter, what he's ON?
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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #64
          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

          Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
          Of course it ain't an insult, honey, but more a truthful description. Why is it that you hippy types never shower? What do y'all have against cleanliness? But, I guess cleanliness is closer to Godliness which would explain why a heathen would want to revel in filth and maggots.

          I shower daily.

          Just wash yourself if you ever decide to visit Louisiana else I'd smell you as soon as you entered the state, most like.
          I live in Louisiana, not far from Swaggartland.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #65
            Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Another thread is dying and crawling with maggots. What else is new?
            Can the ticks & chiggers & spicks & chinks & niggers be far behind? Ew!

            Somebody, please: SAY SOMETHING HOLY AT ONCE!!!

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            • Star Finder
              Rock Worshipper
              • Sep 2006
              • 1092

              #66
              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

              I have to say that I never have met Pastor Ezekiel but I am told that he is one of the kindest and most forgiving church elders in the whole of Landover Baptist.

              And that is saying a lot! and so he is well entitled to a vacation.
              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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              • Dancing With Myself
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 122

                #67
                Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                My views haven't changed about you, Zeke Flint.

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                • Miss Maisie
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1189

                  #68
                  Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                  Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                  I live in Louisiana, not far from Swaggartland.
                  I don't believe you. I'd have smelled your stench by now.

                  However if you are, I'm sure my Daddy wouldn't mind seeing you taken somewhere to learn about Jesus. Somewhere secluded. Where you can really LEARN. Or else...
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