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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #31
    Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

    Originally posted by jesusrule View Post
    Ah so an attempted Hi-Jack. By the way good to see you got your TC rank back.
    With a little work, an open heart, and some on-your-knees work with Jesus, you too might become a True Christian™ someday.

    Have you hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page yet? Baby Jesus needs a new pair of shoes.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #32
      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      With a little work, an open heart, and some on-your-knees work with Jesus, you too might become a True Christian™ someday.

      Have you hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page yet? Baby Jesus needs a new pair of shoes.

      And somebody has to pay for all that new bling you just laid on Thumpy.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Bobby-Joe
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        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #33
        Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

        Originally posted by jesusrule View Post
        Ah so an attempted Hi-Jack. By the way good to see you got your TC rank back.
        Got her account back? Sister Jenny has always been in good standing. You must be thinking of a minor car registration problem she had.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • SUV
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          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #34
          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

          I always knew that a Man with such Ewe-fully pretty eyes must be as Pure as the Driven Snow

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #35
            Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

            Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
            And somebody has to pay for all that new bling you just laid on Thumpy.
            You need to work on hiding your envy, my dear.

            Anyway, Pastor Ezekiel, we'd love to have you over for dinner soon. My future son-in-law in particular is a big fan of yours.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #36
              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              You need to work on hiding your envy, my dear.


              You've got it backwards, comme d'habitude.
              I have the only bling I need - my wedding band. And a wedding band is one piece of bling that Zeke will never pony up.

              Anyway, Pastor Ezekiel, we'd love to have you over for dinner soon. My future son-in-law in particular is a big fan of yours.
              No doubt he saw the pictures...
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • SUV
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                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #37
                Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                I can't Believe she continues to post as frequently as ever under "Maggoty Old Crone"......

                Sister, in a Christian "Humility" is indeed a Virtue, but.....? Jumpin' Jehosophat if you don't beat all

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #38
                  Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  I can't Believe she continues to post as frequently as ever under "Maggoty Old Crone"......

                  Sister, in a Christian "Humility" is indeed a Virtue, but.....? Jumpin' Jehosophat if you don't beat all
                  Did you really think that I'd go away just because you lot changed my name?
                  Besides, maggots are useful creatures - they help keep the world from being knee-deep in dead tissue.
                  And a crone is a woman who has reached menopause, which I am, so that's not the insult you intended it to be.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #39
                    Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                    No doubt he saw the pictures...
                    Of course I have a ring...duh...just not the band yet............

                    It'll happen someday. Just you see.
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                    • Old Iron Crotch
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                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #40
                      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      Of course I have a ring...duh...just not the band yet............

                      It'll happen someday. Just you see.
                      You keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #41
                        Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                        Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                        You keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.
                        The irony completely escapes you, doesn't it?
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Herr_Doktor Phd.
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                          • Mar 2008
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                          #42
                          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                          Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                          Did you really think that I'd go away just because you lot changed my name?
                          Besides, maggots are useful creatures - they help keep the world from being knee-deep in dead tissue.
                          And a crone is a woman who has reached menopause, which I am, so that's not the insult you intended it to be.
                          You and SnottyDuck should get together. You are two peas in a pod.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #43
                            Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                            Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                            Besides, maggots are useful creatures
                            So you're misnamed then.
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                            • WickedWitch
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                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1366

                              #44
                              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                              *Sighs* Well, I knew he (Zeke) wouldn't be exiled for long. But it sure was great while it lasted; I shall remember Zeke-Gate fondly.
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                              • JennyD
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                                • Dec 2007
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                                #45
                                Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                *Sighs* Well, I knew he (Zeke) wouldn't be exiled for long. But it sure was great while it lasted; I shall remember Zeke-Gate fondly.
                                Er, what?

                                Zeke was on vacation, and I was in a weeklong farming and ranching seminar in South Dakota.

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