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  • WickedWitch
    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
    • Jan 2007
    • 1366

    #46
    Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Er, what?

    Zeke was on vacation, and I was in a weeklong farming and ranching seminar in South Dakota.

    I now know how to run a chicken farm (and castrate a bull, but that's neither here nor there)! I'm thinking some chickens, providing fresh, free-range eggs for my guests at The Monthly Visitor, would add to the totally organic experience of a stay.
    Ooooohhhh!!! Well, in that case, I didn't miss Zeke while he was on vacation. I thought it was supposed to be permanent. Glad you're back, though! You, I like; him, I don't.
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    • Darren Ingram-Myers
      Liebral Girlie-Man
      • Nov 2006
      • 163

      #47
      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

      Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
      And somebody has to pay for all that new bling you just laid on Thumpy.
      On the one hand, it's good that you don't buy into the corporate view of women as objects for the display of merchandise. On the other, the use of "bling" in that sense smacks of class bias or worse.
      The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #48
        Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        You, I like; him, I don't.
        Typical bulldyke.
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #49
          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

          Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
          On the one hand, it's good that you don't buy into the corporate view of women as objects for the display of merchandise. On the other, the use of "bling" in that sense smacks of class bias or worse.
          I'LL show YOU a "display of merchandise!" Name the time and the place!

          Should I bring a KJV 1611 or a Little Red* Book?

          *COMMUNISS!

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #50
            Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

            A man whom Jesus himself endorsed could never really be suspect of anything like the false witness that was put forth on poor Pastor Zeke.

            We must pull back together to fight the true threats out there.



            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Buford T Scoggins
              Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2007
              • 911

              #51
              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I understand that there was some trouble here on God's favorite forum while I was away? Some hacked accounts or something? I'm sure Brother BJ and his boys in security will get to the bottom of it.
              If we want real security, we need to use servers that are totally hackproof. Maybe we should host this forum on Diebold voting machines. They´re so secure that they don´t even need a paper audit trail! Our Godly president´s spiritual advisor, Karl Rove, said that we can all trust Diebold - that´s good enough for me.

              YIC,
              Buford
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #52
                Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                .

                I understand that there was some trouble here on God's favorite forum while I was away? Some hacked accounts or something? I'm sure Brother BJ and his boys in security will get to the bottom of it.

                Whoever installed all the new security gizmos in my estate is to be commended. Praise Jesus.
                Trivial problems pastor. Just some young scallywags spreading some silly rumor that the Landover servers were bomb and there was a shoot out with a gang of Columbians in the Lobby of Landover Church. Silly stuff really.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #53
                  Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                  Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                  If we want real security, we need to use servers that are totally hackproof. Maybe we should host this forum on Diebold voting machines. They´re so secure that they don´t even need a paper audit trail! Our Godly president´s spiritual advisor, Karl Rove, said that we can all trust Diebold - that´s good enough for me.

                  YIC,
                  Buford
                  Diebold has signed up as a beta-tester for JesOS™ Embedded 1.1. I wouldn't normally say that, but the press release will be out this evening anyway, and besides, I'm among friends here on God's favorite discussion forum.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Miss Maisie
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1189

                    #54
                    Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                    Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                    Did you really think that I'd go away just because you lot changed my name?
                    Besides, maggots are useful creatures - they help keep the world from being knee-deep in dead tissue.
                    And a crone is a woman who has reached menopause, which I am, so that's not the insult you intended it to be.
                    Of course it ain't an insult, honey, but more a truthful description. Why is it that you hippy types never shower? What do y'all have against cleanliness? But, I guess cleanliness is closer to Godliness which would explain why a heathen would want to revel in filth and maggots.

                    Just wash yourself if you ever decide to visit Louisiana else I'd smell you as soon as you entered the state, most like.
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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #55
                      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                      Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                      Besides, maggots are useful creatures - they help keep the world from being knee-deep in dead tissue.
                      They can also get inside a person's skull and eat his brain while he is still alive -> link. God can certainly be creative when it comes to punishing sinners. SHOUT GLORY!

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #56
                        Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                        Another thread is dying and crawling with maggots. What else is new?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Dodger556
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2008
                          • 54

                          #57
                          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
                          Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #58
                            Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                            Originally posted by Dodger556 View Post
                            Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
                            What in the world are you talking about, friend?
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #59
                              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                              Originally posted by Dodger556 View Post
                              Is that why all the TC's were so quick to condem him? Is that why, when JennyD supported him, she had her TC status revoked? Yeah, you assume alright.
                              My TC status hasn't been revoked. See? <pointing at name>

                              Incidentally, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that The Monthly Visitor will be opening for business June 1, a full month ahead of schedule!

                              Special thanks to the inspectors from the city, who rushed out this weekend and actually DID the rest of the plumbing, electrical, and HVAC work FOR me!

                              I am truly blessed.
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                              Christian Ladies:
                              Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                              • Dodger556
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • May 2008
                                • 54

                                #60
                                Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                Do you really want me to dig up the thread, which started about 1.5 weeks ago, where pretty much every TC and a few mod's were condemning him? Pastor Billy, I remember you saying in a reply that you always thought there would be problems with how zeke was so quick condemn people himself.

                                JennyD, surely you remember when your title was just member, just like zeke's was at that same time ( about a week ago ).

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