Confessions

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

I have several confessions to make.

1.) I am not Dr. Otto Bond Sr. Congratulations JennyD. The point of this account was to see what I could get using a name from the main website. How was I to know that the people listed there were actual people, not just made up characters. Moreover, how was I to know that the one I chose would be the one with pancreatic cancer.

2.) I have been secretly tithing to another church. All I will say about them is that they are non-denominational. While I support some of your doctrine, not all of it is sound. The conflicts between members and the lack of forgiveness is ungodly.

3.) I do not live in Freehold, Iowa (obviously). I have no mansion, there was no jet, and I have never lived in Russia. You would all be appauled at the list of usernames I have been here under. I have discussed this with Pastor Ezekiel via Private Message. If he would like to post these for the public to see, he may feel free.

4.) I have thoroughly enjoyed my time here and I've met many fun people. Thanks for a good time.

As a parting gift, I have the following screenshot. The message is in regard to the "Ezekiel Flint Incident". Shortly after sending this e-mail, I was promoted from member to True Christian™. Will the real Judas figure please stand up...

*Pornographic Image Removed*

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Confessions

As a parting gift, I have the following screenshot. The message is in regard to the "Ezekiel Flint Incident". Shortly after sending this e-mail, I was promoted from member to True Christian™. Will the real Judas figure please stand up...

I'm guessing it's the one who starts one thread about how private correspondence should remain private, and then publicly posts private correspondence in another thread.

[Bobby-Joe]

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"Otto"

You're confession is pointless. We all knew you weren't any kind of Christian when you refused to accept Jesus as one of your friends, despite repeated pending requests from your Savior. You have turned your back on The Lord and the only thing that awaits you is the rape pits of Hell.

I pity you "Otto".

[Old Man Hatchet]

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4.) I have thoroughly enjoyed my time here and I've met many fun people. Thanks for a good time.

True Christians™ do not show people "a good time." You better be talking about that harlot Maggoty Old Crone.

[Nobar King]

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NOTto: Your exploits were visible here to those of us with proper access. We tolerate actions like yours up to a point because we know that you are still reaching out to Jesus and we do our best to help. It is unfortunate that all the effort spent by Godly True Christians was for naught. When you decide to dedicate your life to Him we'll still be here.

[Deaner]

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Ok, you all know I have a hard time keeping up with all these details.
Where do we stand?

Was Otto the one getting his ass hammered by fairies?

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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I really do like you people and I appreciate what you're doing. I just spent a long time here under an assumed name and all the accusations were getting kind of old. So, I quit. Maybe I'll come back under my own name later and we'll get along.

[Nobar King]

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We appreciate your effort and the time and energy you have put into your faith. Hopefully you will reach the goal that Jesus has set for you. He can wait, but, can you?

[JennyD]

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While I support some of your doctrine, not all of it is sound. The conflicts between members and the lack of forgiveness is ungodly.

Let me see if I have this straight: You expect us to forgive someone we knew to be lying to us by stealing a Godly man's identity, and who continued to insist upon lying to us, and also about us, and trying to destroy Landover Baptist Church by creating division?

Forgiveness FOLLOWS repentance. This whining of yours is not repentance; it's realization that you got caught. You're no better than the common thief who stole Sister Talitha's cherry pie last night!

Never once did you point out any occasion in which we were Biblically incorrect. Instead, you made up perverse tales about Pastor Ezekiel Flint, forged a PM, and tried to ruin his life. Your little "game" nearly cost him his job, his fiancee, his home, and his freedom. WHY? To what end?

I can only assume you are sick little pervert who gets his rocks off by harming others. You, sir, are NO CHRISTIAN. And I'd wager you live in your mother's basement, too!