[Ryan Gray]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

Living in Napa can confuse a person Ryan. California is a very sinful place, but not as sinful as, for example, Eastern Europe. People who live there often confuse Satan and Jesus.

These dirty, uneducated foreigners hear voices, have strange dreams, and they lie about where they live. But we know you are not like that Ryan, we know that you truly love Jesus and that you live in Napa, CA.

But back your dream, tell us more about it. Did it arouse you in a sexual way? Satan often gives young men nocturnal erections. If you become aroused at night in bed or in the early morning, the Devil is most likely the culprit.

Thanks for your trust professor.

Well, at first I felt great fear. The dream looked strangely real. I can always tell a dream from reality, but not this time.

So like I said, fear at first, but it slowly became an calmness. I felt nothing, no emotion, no sexual arousal like you asked, absolutely nothing. I was like an empty shell.

As soon as the dream ended, I woke up, still feeling "void" inside of me, but I felt normally during the day, and usually when I wake up or when I go to sleep, I don't feel aroused, so I guess I have no such problems.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

Professor, do you think this could have anything to do with the sodomites who attacked Mr. Gray earlier this week?

Have they turned him into a homersexual, too?!?

It is possible. The Sodomania can be extremely contagious among the unsaved. I will pray that Ryan is freed of any gay demons that may have crawled into his rectum.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

That's why I don't think God revealed it to you.



No one "inverted" your words. You are being overly sensitive in an uphill battle you cannot win. Do you really think I will take your side over someone I have been attending church with for years?

Now, drop it.

Deuteronomy 3:26
26 But the Lord was wroth with me for your sakes, and would not hear me: and the Lord said unto me, Let it suffice thee; speak no more unto me of this matter.

I hope its as you say. Having Jesus himself reveal something to you is an great honor, but great responsibility as well. I shall carry on with my regual duties.
Thanks for advice, brother Levi!

[liar mcguillicuddy]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

The short answer is yes.


The more in depth answer is that any and all inspiration is either divine or satanic. This was either the Lord speaking in the mysterious, hard to comprehend way that He often does, or it was Satan trying to tempt you into sin. What does your heart tell you son?

Well if it isn't Darwin's worst nuisance . I thought man's heart was supposed to be wicked and depraved. If our heart is the only resource we can utilize to decipher dreams and visions, then how does that affect our interpretation process?

Also did you like that insult? I hope you're not the type of fundie that gets angry when he gets pwned, because those fundies tend to be the worst.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

It is possible. The Sodomania can be extremely contagious among the unsaved. I will pray that Ryan is freed of any gay demons that may have crawled into his rectum.

I have a little gadget I put together in my workshop that helps with the manual extraction of anal demons. Its basically just a variable speed Black & Decker power drill with a soup spoon in the chuck. I've had mixed results with it, but Mr. Gray may use my invention freely as long as he promises not to mass produce or market it. He must also remember to use the device with a sincere prayer to Christ fixed in his heart, or it will only make the problem worse...

In any case, I will be praying for him as well. Glory to Christ!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

Well if it isn't Darwin's worst nuisance . I thought man's heart was supposed to be wicked and depraved. If our heart is the only resource we can utilize to decipher dreams and visions, then how does that affect our interpretation process?

Look, I know you suffer from severe learning incapabilities, and probably didn't get much past the 3rd grade, but True Christians(TM) are reborn in Christ, therefore our hearts are not wicked nor depraved. Unsaved Trash on the other hand...

Also did you like that insult? I hope you're not the type of fundie that gets angry when he gets pwned, because those fundies tend to be the worst.

What are you going on about, boy? What insult? There was supposed to be an insult in there? And what is this "pwned"? Do you mean "owned"? No negro has ever owned a white person in the entire history of these United States.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

Well if it isn't Darwin's worst nuisance . I thought man's heart was supposed to be wicked and depraved. If our heart is the only resource we can utilize to decipher dreams and visions, then how does that affect our interpretation process?

Also did you like that insult? I hope you're not the type of fundie that gets angry when he gets pwned, because those fundies tend to be the worst.

I pity Negroidals like you that have been deprived of a proper upbringing and are so filled with hate and ignorance. I will continue to pray for you, even though you continually insult me, as it is the Christian thing to do.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

Professor, do you think this could have anything to do with the sodomites who attacked Mr. Gray earlier this week?

Have they turned him into a homersexual, too?!?

Now that you mention it sister, I talked with neighbors about those sodomites that attacked me, and they told me they know them. Supposedly, they practice witchcraft, so this could be an revenge. Probably just plain misfortune and more temptations, because I don't feel like one of them.

I mean, I would still hit them if that happens, I would still vote Republican, I don't forget my prayers, my life is normal outside these odd experiences I have lately.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

I have a little gadget I put together in my workshop that helps with the manual extraction of anal demons. Its basically just a variable speed Black & Decker power drill with a soup spoon in the chuck. I've had mixed results with it, but Mr. Gray may use my invention freely as long as he promises not to mass produce or market it. He must also remember to use the device with a sincere prayer to Christ fixed in his heart, or it will only make the problem worse...

In any case, I will be praying for him as well. Glory to Christ!

That may come in handy brother, however I don't like using your own device to fix my problems. It would be great if you could message me the materials and step-by-step instructions, on how to build it.

And don't worry, no mass production or market shall take place.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

Now that you mention it sister, I talked with neighbors about those sodomites that attacked me, and they told me they know them. Supposedly, they practice witchcraft, so this could be an revenge. Probably just plain misfortune and more temptations, because I don't feel like one of them.

I mean, I would still hit them if that happens, I would still vote Republican, I don't forget my prayers, my life is normal outside these odd experiences I have lately.

How often are you having these "odd experiences"?

When attacked by the sodomites did you actually make skin contact with them or were you wearing gloves? Remember, any open wounds or cuts sustained during the attack would allow the rectal demons entry.

If you were not wearing gloves, it would seem likely that the rectal demon has entered you and is now slowly penetrating to the very core of your existance.

Please describe any discomfort you feel when having these experiences.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

How often are you having these "odd experiences"?

When attacked by the sodomites did you actually make skin contact with them or were you wearing gloves? Remember, any open wounds or cuts sustained during the attack would allow the rectal demons entry.

If you were not wearing gloves, it would seem likely that the rectal demon has entered you and is now slowly penetrating to the very core of your existance.

Please describe any discomfort you feel when having these experiences.

Yes, when I punched that queer I had gloves on. I have no wounds or cuts, for demons to enter through, so its probably something else.

By "odd experiences" I mean dreams like this, inner restless feeling, forgetfulness, things disappearing around the house.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

Now that you mention it sister, I talked with neighbors about those sodomites that attacked me, and they told me they know them. Supposedly, they practice witchcraft, so this could be an revenge. Probably just plain misfortune and more temptations, because I don't feel like one of them.

I mean, I would still hit them if that happens, I would still vote Republican, I don't forget my prayers, my life is normal outside these odd experiences I have lately.

I would be worried about these so called neighbours. They seem to know an awful lot about the satanism

As I used to be a psychologist before I was Saved™ by the Blood of the Lamb and I did no small amount of sleep disorder research (in fact part of my doctorate was focus on the dreams of adolescent males in sexually repressed blue collar families) and I can state with little fear of falsifiability that the dreams we have are more Satanic than Jesusanical.

When Jesus speaks I imagine it is in the clear tones we sometimes hear when we are awake telling us to do things. If you hear these things when you are awake you should high to the nearest Bible(KJV1611) to review whether it is confirmed by the Bible.

So say, for instance that your voice says give a dollar to a queer DON'T DO IT! If it says tell the dirty pervert that he will go to Hell for his sodomania then go for it. Jesus obviously sent that mental word message to you.

Satan does not have the power that Jesus has (a good analogy is tin pot locale radio vs BBC radio 4); consequently his dream messages are more vague and nebulous.

For example if you dream of helping young vibrant tousle haired, soft faced young youths, Jesus is obviously telling you to be youth worker, scout leader or radio DJ of some kind, sheparding young vibrant, clean limbed young youths into the ways of Christ is about the best thing you can do.

If however you dream of world peace, tolerance and letting people get away with living their life the way THEY want you can bet your last nickel that satan is prompting you on the way to Hell.

I hope that clears things up for you a bit more than I could.

YIC

[Ryan Gray]

Re: Was this Satan or Jesus?

I would be worried about these so called neighbours. They seem to know an awful lot about the satanism

As I used to be a psychologist before I was Saved™ by the Blood of the Lamb and I did no small amount of sleep disorder research (in fact part of my doctorate was focus on the dreams of adolescent males in sexually repressed blue collar families) and I can state with little fear of falsifiability that the dreams we have are more Satanic than Jesusanical.

When Jesus speaks I imagine it is in the clear tones we sometimes hear when we are awake telling us to do things. If you here these things when you are awake you should high to the nearest Bible(KJV1611) to review whether it is confirmed by the Bible.

So say, for instance that your voice says give a dollar to a queer DON'T DO IT! If it says tell the dirty pervert that he will go to Hell for his sodomania then go for it. Jesus obviously sent that mental word message to you.

Satan does not have the power that Jesus has; consequently his dream messages are more vague and nebulous.

For example if you dream of helping young vibrant tousle haired, soft faced young youths Jesus is obviously telling you to be youth worker of some kind, sheparding young vibrant, clean limbed young youths into the ways of Christ is about the best thing you can do.

If however you dream of world peace, tolerance and letting people get away with living their life the way THEY want you can bet your pastor Nickel that satan is prompting you on the way to Hell.

I hope that clears things up for you a bit more than I could.

YIC

You are right, but I can't always know if its Satan. For example: my current job is penetration tester (working with computers and securing sites from hackers), and that idea also came through an dream. The dream itself was some kind of binary numbers all around me, and after researching technology for a while, I found that pen. testing was perfect for me.

That was 1 year ago, and to this day I am successful in my job, and I like it

However in this dream, someone told me 2 things that I said already:

1. That antichrist wont come in form of person, rather an "wise force"
2. That fags are encouraged by Obama to lower the birth rate, and boost economy by buying gay stuff.

The first one could be done by Satan, he probably wants me to look elsewhere, while real antichrist does evil.

The second one seems logical, disgusting but logical. Obama is exploiting our youth by creating diverse and anti-Biblical lifestyle, to make youth buy stuff that makes no sense.

I would easily shun both, but if the Jesus told me all this through a dream, that would be an huge insult to him.

Anyway, thanks for your advice dr.Niles!