Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

[Faith_Machine]

If you're a decent woman, you'll naturally wear a dress that comes down to your ankles. Happily, now it's possible for even the sluttiest among us to avoid being raped, simply by wearing these panty hose that simulate disgusting, hairy legs.

China, continuing its weirdness, has come up with a new way to keep “perverts” from looking at women’s legs: hairy stockings.

The image was originally posted to China’s popular social media website, Sina Weibo, with this caption:

Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out. [xkl喜]

So you’re now a pervert if you glance at girls’ legs?

Please, America, don’t buy into this.

No excuses, ladies! If you go and get yourself raped, and you weren't wearing these leggings, don't come crying to me about wanting to abort your rape baby, because you were asking for it!

God is already personally acquainted* that little bundle of rape joy gestating in your womb, and He wants you to be grateful for that miraculous gift!

Jeremiah 1:5

5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

*Please note that although God states quite unequivocally that He already knows every baby even when it's in the womb, that baby will still need to be introduced to Jesus after he is born and becomes old enough to make an informed commitment to Christ. Because even though he's already met God, he'll still spend eternity burning in Hell if he does not meet God. Thank you for understanding.

[Des]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Oh, Sweet Schick Quattro! If that won't prevent rape, nothing will.

[Viscous Turdhead]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Under that logic, you should to be to blame for your house being burglarized if you had windows. People can see all the nice things inside your house with windows. Major inconvenience, doesn't matter, you should have done it, don't come crying to me if your house gets robbed.

Visenya 'Slurpee' Targaryen

[Des]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Under that logic, you should to be to blame for your house being burglarized if you had windows. People can see all the nice things inside your house with windows. Major inconvenience, doesn't matter, you should have done it, don't come crying to me if your house gets robbed.

Visenya 'Slurpee' Targaryen

Houses do get robbed. Curtains keep people from peeking in, and if you don't lock your doors and windows you have had a hand in your own robbery. We take precautions because we live in a Godless, liberal world where crime abounds. Only in God's Perfect Kingdom will we be free of crime. All we can do on sinful Earth is take preventative measures. Though if you really hate women, you can always tell them that they don't need to worry about these facts, then sit back and laugh as they get repeatedly raped. Being a good Christian man, I'm not that cruel. I can see how a filthy gaytheist would do it, though.

[Viscous Turdhead]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Though if you really hate women, you can always tell them that they don't need to worry about these facts, then sit back and laugh as they get repeatedly raped.

Whoa Whoa, take it easy. I was simply commenting on faithmachines thoughts on help that can be received through this. He claimed that rape victims should not be helped if they were not wearing these seemingly uncomfortable and inconvenient leggings. Then I made a comparative example of burglarizes and how they could all be prevented if one takes out their windows. Not only would that keep people from seeing your stuff, that would prevent some burglars from getting in. It would be inconvenient, but so would these leggings. My preferred way of reducing rape is better funding of the police department.

Visenya 'Slurpee' Targaryen

[Des]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

My preferred way of preventing it is the same as God's preferred way.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

He claimed that rape victims should not be helped if they were not wearing these seemingly uncomfortable and inconvenient leggings.

No, I merely asserted that their precious, unborn children should not be murdered. I am all for helping rape victims.

What have you ever done to help a rape victim? I personally own and operate (and pay for, our of my own pocket) the rape crisis hotline, 1-888-UAS-K4IT. I have answered calls from dozens of tearful rape victims and spent hours and hours impressing upon them the importance of prayer and forgiveness, and I have referred many of them to crisis pregnancy centers!

My preferred way of reducing rape is better funding of the police department.

That's funny, because if you talk to any police officer, he'll tell you it's a cop's job to arrest somebody after a crime has been committed. Police departments aren't in the business of rape prevention, but never mind that. You're a liberal, so your solution to everything is to throw tax dollars at it. Tax dollars that came out of somebody else's paycheck, naturally.

You sicken me.

[Viscous Turdhead]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

No, I merely asserted that their precious, unborn children should not be murdered. I am all for helping rape victims.

What have you ever done to help a rape victim? I personally own and operate (and pay for, our of my own pocket) the rape crisis hotline, 1-888-UAS-K4IT. I have answered calls from dozens of tearful rape victims and spent hours and hours impressing upon them the importance of prayer and forgiveness, and I have referred many of them to crisis pregnancy centers!

That's funny, because if you talk to any police officer, he'll tell you it's a cop's job to arrest somebody after a crime has been committed. Police departments aren't in the business of rape prevention, but never mind that. You're a liberal, so your solution to everything is to throw tax dollars at it. Tax dollars that came out of somebody else's paycheck, naturally.

You sicken me.

Okay, so overreaction is not limited to Des. Forgive me for thinking that you don't care for rape victims but you said "Don't come crying to me" rather bluntly. I dearly hope you don't say that on your help hotline.

I am a liberal and proud of it. I fully believe that if people can pitch in a little, then the world can be a much better place. Places like Canada and Scandinavia have free health care, much cheaper hospital programs and much cheaper universities, they are also considered the best places to live. This is widely due to their slightly higher taxes.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

My preferred way of reducing rape is better funding of the police department.

Your logic is severely flawed. Like all Obama voters you want to outsource responsibility.

Instead of properly protecting your house against burglars, you want more police department. Instead of girls dressing like decent ladies you want girls mimicking Disney whores and even more police department. My guess is you are also against people owning guns to protect themselves.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I hope you get raped, robbed and shot by criminals so you learn first hand how flawed your logic really is.

[Viscous Turdhead]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Your logic is severely flawed. Like all Obama voters you want to outsource responsibility.

Instead of properly protecting your house against burglars, you want more police department. Instead of girls dressing like decent ladies you want girls mimicking Disney whores and even more police department. My guess is you are also against people owning guns to protect themselves.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I hope you get raped, robbed and shot by criminals so you learn first hand how flawed your logic really is.

And this proves that twisting ones words are not limited to Des or Faithmachine. T never said anything about not owning guns, i believe that people should have the right to own adequate guns to protect themselves (I don't understand the need to own machine guns). I never said anything about dressing like sluts, i just mentioned how inconvenient it would be to wear hairy leggings. And yes, more police would be able to catch more burglars which would greatly discourage others.

[Des]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Typical call to police by feminist-liberal educated rape victim

911: Nueve uno uno. Cual es su emergencia?

Victim: Huh? Is this the police? Help, I've been raped! I was minding my own business out partying while wearing a 'rape me' tube top and crotchless panties. You know, the clothes I have a right to wear. And anyway, I was shooting up in the Men's bathroom at this sleazy bar in the bad part of town, which is my liberal granted right to do, you know. And then this big black guy comes in and totally raped me like I was asking for it! I mean, I didn't say no, because you know, its like my right to not be violated, so why should I have to say anything? But he like did it anyway. Please send the police!

911: Que? No hablo Ingles. Hable Espanol, por favor.

Victim: Huh? Can you just put me through to Duncan Donuts, please?

911: Lo siento. No hablo Ingles. Buenas tardes! (click)

[Viscous Turdhead]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

I don't believe conservatives are intent on forbidding what people should wear. I don't understand why the police in your metaphor were speaking Spanish, nor why the raper had to be black, or how Duncan Donuts got into this.

educated

Educated is a compliment in most conversations. I do not beleive in compliments

Visenya 'Slurpee' Targaryen

[Des]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

I don't believe conservatives are intent on forbidding what people should wear. I don't understand why the police in your metaphor were speaking Spanish, nor why the raper had to be black, or how Duncan Donuts got into this.



Educated is a compliment in most conversations. I do not beleive in compliments

Visenya 'Slurpee' Targaryen

If you don't know how Duncan Donuts got into it, you really don't know how to contact the police.

[Viscous Turdhead]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Oh, the unfounded stereotype that all police love donuts. I should have known, this web site is filled with unfounded stereotypes.

Visenya 'Slurpee' Targaryen

[Des]

Re: Avoiding rape has NEVER been easier!

Oh, the unfounded stereotype that all police love donuts. I should have known, this web site is filled with unfounded stereotypes.

Visenya 'Slurpee' Targaryen

Stereotypes tend to have their roots in truth, and are therefore not unfounded. Police work long hours punctuated by moments of high intensity action, and as a result tend toward sugar-rich foods to perk them up and give them an added boost. That donut shops also carry coffee is an added draw.