Protect your wife's pie? There's an app for that!

[Godfly]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/04/ghetto-tracker_n_3869051.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000010

Apple has finally created a useful piece of technology, it's called an "app."

Apparently this app, also called "ghetto tracker" helps to identify parts of town where crime runs rampant or the black parts of town. Finally law abiding white people won't have to risk sticking their heads out of the car window to see if they are driving on Martin Luther King Jr. Blv. and housewives can see if they live in a neighborhood safe enough to let their pies cool on the window sill.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Protect your wife's pie? There's an app for that!

I think someone needs to invent an alarm for pies cooling on the windowsill.

It would be nice if a very LOUD alarm went off when a sneaky negro has the audacity to steal it right off the windowsill.

[Mr.niceguy123]

Re: Protect your wife's pie? There's an app for that!

This would be extremly useful here in Hawaii, as there are so many Godless heathens here .

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Protect your wife's pie? There's an app for that!

This would be extremly useful here in Hawaii, as there are so many Godless heathens here .

Aloha, friend, nice to meet you. I read your introduction and I find it amazing that you and your wife are able to homeschool 4 children. I praise God for families like yours. Kudos! Matthew 5:16 - just wanted to encourage you and your family in your walk with God.

[Godfly]

Re: Protect your wife's pie? There's an app for that!

Aloha, friend, nice to meet you. I read your introduction and I find it amazing that you and your wife are able to homeschool 4 children. I praise God for families like yours. Kudos! Matthew 5:16 - just wanted to encourage you and your family in your walk with God.

It's kind of an unwritten rule that we do not use negro street slang on this forum as most of it is racist towards white people and we want everyone to feel welcome here. Please keep your "alohas" and all other negro street slang to a minimum. We don't want street gangs around here.

[John Creeser]

Re: Protect your wife's pie? There's an app for that!

Has anyone else noticed the direct correlation between the increase in felony pie theft since they have kicked Jesus out of the schools? Coincidence? I think not.