Status Update

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Hello everyone. I'd like to advise you of my current status. You must have noticed by now that I'm not online as frequently as I used to be. That's because the Department of Faith traced my IP address, kidnapped me, and placed my in a 4x4x4 cell with the lights on all the time. I am frequently "interrogated with extreme prejudice" and I'm making progress by the day. Because of my recent gains in the faith, they have let me have five minutes of monitored internet access. Again, thank you and the Department of Faith for leading me back to the one true faith. If you would please change my name to something else so as to avoid further identity confusion, I would be most greatful.

Recovering,

Sam

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Status Update

Hello everyone. I'd like to advise you of my current status. You must have noticed by now that I'm not online as frequently as I used to be. That's because the Department of Faith traced my IP address, kidnapped me, and placed my in a 4x4x4 cell with the lights on all the time. I am frequently "interrogated with extreme prejudice" and I'm making progress by the day. Because of my recent gains in the faith, they have let me have five minutes of monitored internet access. Again, thank you and the Department of Faith for leading me back to the one true faith. If you would please change my name to something else so as to avoid further identity confusion, I would be most greatful.

Recovering,

Sam

What did you expect Sam? You mess with the best, you die like the rest.

Landover Security was on to your game the minute you logged in. We just let you play your little game so we have goods to have you nailed fair and square. Just be thankful the Forcible Entry Team only used the bean bag launcher on you. Your lucky day Marshal only checked the "Less than Lethal" box on your detention order.

[eliot mayfield]

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What did you expect Sam? You mess with the best, you die like the rest.

Landover Security was on to your game the minute you logged in. We just let you play your little game so we have goods to have you nailed fair and square. Just be thankful the Forcible Entry Team only used the bean bag launcher on you. Your lucky day Marshal only checked the "Less than Lethal" box on your detention order.

Who would have thought Marshall going soft?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How wonderful!

See, the good people of Landover are always willing to help those who have become confused and fallen away from Jesus to find their way back!

Congratulations, "Sam"!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Who would have thought Marshall going soft?

Marshal going soft? Hell no. He’s still as tough as the day he got out of boot. It’s just he knows to follow “waste not, want not”. If Sam was any threat what so ever it would be head shot pizza time for him. Count on it.

[eliot mayfield]

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Marshal going soft? Hell no. He’s still as tough as the day he got out of boot. It’s just he knows to follow “waste not, want not”. If Sam was any threat what so ever it would be head shot pizza time for him. Count on it.

I'm glad to know he's still hard as a rock and as stiff as a freshly starched cotton collar. They don't make Americans like Marshall anymore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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After reviewing this maggot's DOF file, I think he's lucky to still be in possession of his "stones." That he is still allowed to post on God's favorite forumat all is testimony to the unbridled Christian Love that Landover is famous for.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Sam,

As you are a known traitor to all on this Godly Forum it is surprising you have the gonads to show up here again.

[Justina Thyme]

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Satan is a liar and the Father of Lies. You have borne false witness against your neighbor. What business have you with us here, DEMON?

[JennyD]

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How wonderful!

See, the good people of Landover are always willing to help those who have become confused and fallen away from Jesus to find their way back!

Congratulations, "Sam"!

As Sister Justina has pointed out, this MAGGOT has sat here on God's Favorite Forum, spinning lies about Pastor Ezekiel and even trying to have me "silenced". In the course of his lying, he persuaded a pastor that since I was supporting Pastor Ezekiel, I must be a "problem" to be removed! He tried to turn us all against each other!

Zeke, after what he did to YOU, I can't imagine you'd allow him to return in any capacity!

He'd also been here under previous names in the past, and proven himself repeatedly to be a liar and a traitor! This scum has no place here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sam,

As you are a known traitor to all on this Godly Forum it is surprising you have the gonads to show up here again.

Perhaps I should not have been so quick to offer congratulations! What did this fellow do?

[Nobar King]

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I still can't imagine how he was even able to keep his good name.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

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So...if I behave [once I am released, of course] can I come back?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I still can't imagine how he was even able to keep his good name.

What was it he DID, Mr. Nobar?

[Bobby-Joe]

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So...if I behave [once I am released, of course] can I come back?

That's up to the Pastors perp. Tell they give a clean bill of health me and the rest of the boys in Security Opps will be over you like white on rice.