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  • Jesussaysslipnotsucks
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    • Jun 2008
    • 52

    #1

    Has anyone tried..

    I have a friend, also unsaved trash, who is uncircumcised.
    And he was wondering how well the "circumsize yourself in 4 easy steps" tutorial worked? Anyone ever tried it?
    For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19
  • Bobby-Joe
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    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Has anyone tried..

    Originally posted by Jesussaysslipnotsucks View Post
    I have a friend, also unsaved trash, who is uncircumcised.
    And he was wondering how well the "circumsize yourself in 4 easy steps" tutorial worked? Anyone ever tried it?
    Why are you playing with your tallywacker? Go show your problem to your pastor and let him deal with it.

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    • StreetPreacherLew
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      • Mar 2008
      • 107

      #3
      Re: Has anyone tried..

      Originally posted by Jesussaysslipnotsucks View Post
      I have a friend, also unsaved trash, who is uncircumcised.
      And he was wondering how well the "circumsize yourself in 4 easy steps" tutorial worked? Anyone ever tried it?
      Technically, you don't have to saw on your Tallywhacker to become Saved, thanks to the Apostle Paul.

      Galatians 5:2 Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing

      Colossians 2:11 In whom also ye are also circumcised with the circumcision made without handes, in putting off the body of the sinnes of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ:
      However, I do recommend you have a vice grip and 7-10 Styptic Pencils to staunch the flow of blood. It really helped me to wear an oversized Atheletic cup for a few months afterward too.

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