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  • Free will
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 10
    #1

    Zombies!!

    We all know they exsist and will attack from hell sooner or later this century.

    So i wanted to start a thread about zombie defences and your plan in the situation of a full blown zombie incursion.

    My plan is to grab a M4 carbine (set on semi-automatic of course) grab as many resources i can a get to a church or school in my local area. from there i will try and save as many people as i can and arm them. gradually my group will get bigger and bigger and we will go around waiting for the army to restore order and if they don't they me and my group will have to do it, raiding army barracks for supplies and guns(unless there are soldiers in them).

    As everyone knows the way to kill a zombie is too shoot for the head, meaning that fully automatic weapons are bad as they waste ammo.


    what does everyone else think.
    Tags: vampires zombies and witches
    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: Zombies!!

      I think the only resurrected corpse you need to be worrying about is Jesus, friend. Have you turned your life and soul over to Him yet?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Zombies!!

          Originally posted by Free will View Post
          We all know they exsist and will attack from hell sooner or later this century.

          So i wanted to start a thread about zombie defences and your plan in the situation of a full blown zombie incursion.

          My plan is to grab a M4 carbine (set on semi-automatic of course) grab as many resources i can a get to a church or school in my local area. from there i will try and save as many people as i can and arm them. gradually my group will get bigger and bigger and we will go around waiting for the army to restore order and if they don't they me and my group will have to do it, raiding army barracks for supplies and guns(unless there are soldiers in them).

          As everyone knows the way to kill a zombie is too shoot for the head, meaning that fully automatic weapons are bad as they waste ammo.


          what does everyone else think.
          You've been playing too many games friend. We TRUE Christians(tm) know the dead just don't come back to life.

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            • Free will
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2008
              • 10
              #4
              Re: Zombies!!

              What about jesus. well whatever close this thread, you don't want to listen to something that could save your life when the zombies come.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Zombies!!

                  Originally posted by Free will View Post
                  What about jesus. well whatever close this thread, you don't want to listen to something that could save your life when the zombies come.
                  How about a deal: I'll keep this thread open if you'll read and memorise the entire Holy Bible from cover to cover. Deal?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Free will
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 10
                      #6
                      Re: Zombies!!

                      I just said to close the thread.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: Zombies!!

                          Originally posted by Free will View Post
                          I just said to close the thread.
                          And I just said to read the Bible. Get readin', boy!
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Free will
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 10
                              #8
                              Re: Zombies!!

                              Yeah ok i will




                              Oh wait to bad i actually have a life, darn.

                              oh well i guess i'm going to hell.

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                                • Brother Temperance
                                  Senior Usher
                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                  A very nice young man
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15621
                                  #9
                                  Re: Zombies!!

                                  Originally posted by Free will View Post
                                  Oh wait to bad i actually have a life, darn.

                                  oh well i guess i'm going to hell.
                                  You may "have a life", but is your name written in the Book of Life? Jesus said He was the way, the truth and the life, and that's all the life I need. Hallelujah!
                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                    • Bobby-Joe
                                      Landover Security Superviser
                                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 18405
                                      #10
                                      Re: Zombies!!

                                      Originally posted by Free will View Post
                                      Yeah ok i will




                                      Oh wait to bad i actually have a life, darn.

                                      oh well i guess i'm going to hell.
                                      Bad choice sunshine. We Jesus says your time is up and sanctions a hit on you by a Black Ops Angel of Death you'll be given a new billet in Hell, the Lord's ultimate pound your ass prison. That's a pretty epic fail if you end up damned because you couldn't be bothered to read a book.

                                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                        • Bob4God
                                          Moderator
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                                          Hands folded for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Apr 2008
                                          • 5274
                                          #11
                                          Re: Zombies!!

                                          I'm guessing you're about 15 or 16 years old, and have been watching too many godless Hollywood zombie movies that aren't about the one TRUE zombie, JESUS CHRIST, and that suggest that people can return from the grave without the assistance of their Heavenly Father.

                                          What does the Bible (a book you really need to start reading soon, as time is running out in these end days) say about returning from the grave?

                                          "He [a dead man] shall return no more to his house, neither shall his place know him any more." - Job 7:10

                                          "For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten." - Ecclesiastes 9:5


                                          "And when he [JESUS] thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.
                                          "And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go." -John 11, verses 43 and 44, the story of how JESUS brought Lazarus back to life.

                                          Clearly, only GOD can give and take life.

                                          So, worrying about zombies when you could be worrying about other people who don't understand the Bible is foolishness.
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