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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

    In his own words. Here is an interview where he admits he does not believe in GOD. He talks about his own death and then wishes horrific destruction upon the Earth and mankind.

    He deserves to be in HELL. What a rotten, disgusting man.

    WARNING: Only the Strong of Faith should listen.

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    True Christian™ Princess
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    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

    I heard Jesus' Voice proclaiming to me that Right now, Carlin is doing the tango in hell with Patrick Swayze.

    (Even if he isn't Dead yet; he must have just gone down to recon a good spot for himself when he gets there.)

    And I know Jesus wouldn't lie. And I know it wasn't the voice of the trashMan named "Jesus" because they're off on Wednesdays.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

      More proof!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #4
        Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

        Because Fred Phelps says so?
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

          Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
          Because Fred Phelps says so?
          Yes, of course. Pastor Fred is a pastor after all.

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Yes, of course. Pastor Fred is a pastor after all.

            I wouldn't take Fred Phelps' word for it that acorns come from oak trees.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #7
              Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

              Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
              I wouldn't take Fred Phelps' word for it that acorns come from oak trees.
              Then where do they come from? Just "evolved" out of nowhere, right?
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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                Then where do they come from? Just "evolved" out of nowhere, right?

                I didn't say they don't. I said that I wouldn't take Fred Phelps' word for it. He's so warped, you can't take anything he says at face value.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Virginia Day Templeton
                  Christ's Battle Axe
                   
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2827

                  #9
                  Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

                  Praise Jesus! Brother Fred certainly does not tarry in spreading the Good News about God's wrath.

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                  God willing, Landover representatives will be there.
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                  • Don the Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 480

                    #10
                    Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

                    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                    I wouldn't take Fred Phelps' word for it that acorns come from oak trees.
                    Why would you accept that from anyone you idiot, everyone knows that oak trees come from acorns, NOT the other way around. And yes - Carlin is roasting in hell and being ass raped by demoniacs.
                    Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

                      Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
                      Why would you accept that from anyone you idiot, everyone knows that oak trees come from acorns, NOT the other way around.

                      It's a cycle, dear boy. Oak trees make acorns, which become oak trees, which make acorns...
                      Every acorn is produced by (that is, comes from) an oak tree.

                      And yes - Carlin is roasting in hell and being ass raped by demoniacs.
                      Prove it.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

                        Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                        Prove it.
                        Oh don't worry you disgusting bag of lumpy waste. You'll be able to see for yourself soon enough. I'm sure satan will cram you into the pot of scalding bile right next to Carlin's.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: PROOF George Carlin is Rotting in HELL!

                          Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                          Prove it.
                          Prove that he isn't. You're the one betting your eternal destiny that Christianity isn't true.
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