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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 5042

    #16
    Re: Dead Pool 2014

    Please add Duane "Dog The Bounty Hunter" Chapman to the list.

    He's a good Christian man (net worth over $6M) but those years of hard living have got to be catching up. Something tells me this is the year.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2013
      • 999

      #17
      Re: Dead Pool 2014

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      I don't believe it is necessary to include Yoko Ono in the pool. She has been dead in the eyes of Jesus for a very long time.
      Brother Billy Bob:

      Some time ago, Pastor gave a seminar on demonic possession since it had been announced Marilyn Manson was to appear in a nearby venue. He played recordings of an allegedly possessed woman and then played a Yoko Ono recording. One could scarcely tell the difference.

      Pastor said he suspected that Ono had paid satan's minions to keep her alive. All I can say is no one wanted to hear Ono's recordings again, finding them more fearsome than the demonic voices that were presented.

      Glory to His Name for the protection of Christ's Blood against the devil.
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      • IreneS
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2013
        • 197

        #18
        Re: Dead Pool 2014

        Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
        Brother Billy Bob:

        Some time ago, Pastor gave a seminar on demonic possession since it had been announced Marilyn Manson was to appear in a nearby venue. He played recordings of an allegedly possessed woman and then played a Yoko Ono recording. One could scarcely tell the difference.

        Pastor said he suspected that Ono had paid satan's minions to keep her alive. All I can say is no one wanted to hear Ono's recordings again, finding them more fearsome than the demonic voices that were presented.

        Glory to His Name for the protection of Christ's Blood against the devil.
        WARNING: Do not allow any children to view this, nor anyone with sensitive hearing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXXn3-UpusI

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #19
          Re: Dead Pool 2014

          Andrew Lloyd Webber - it's about time Jesus put Webber on the special ed bus to hell for his songs.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #20
            Re: Dead Pool 2014

            Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
            Brother Billy Bob:

            Some time ago, Pastor gave a seminar on demonic possession since it had been announced Marilyn Manson was to appear in a nearby venue. He played recordings of an allegedly possessed woman and then played a Yoko Ono recording. One could scarcely tell the difference.

            Pastor said he suspected that Ono had paid satan's minions to keep her alive. All I can say is no one wanted to hear Ono's recordings again, finding them more fearsome than the demonic voices that were presented.

            Glory to His Name for the protection of Christ's Blood against the devil.
            Originally posted by IreneS View Post
            WARNING: Do not allow any children to view this, nor anyone with sensitive hearing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXXn3-UpusI
            Sisters of the Faith, you are clearly on the right track here. There is little we know about Yoko Ono's relationship with the forces of darkness, but her performance at the MoMA some years ago indicates that sodomy no doubt plays a part in it.

            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Thomas Taylor
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2012
              • 1486

              #21
              Re: Dead Pool 2014

              Queen Elizabeth II of England and the entire royal family
              Isaiah 66:15

              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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              • IreneS
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2013
                • 197

                #22
                Re: Dead Pool 2014

                The entire English cricket team!

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                • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 1284

                  #23
                  Re: Dead Pool 2014

                  Matt Dillahunty:



                  Another devil-worshiping mocker of God.
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                  I Kings 7:23

                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 1284

                    #24
                    Re: Dead Pool 2014

                    M-theorist Ed Witten, hook-nosed braneboy who works diligently to develop Godless theories of depravity:

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                    I Kings 7:23

                    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                    • Pastor Ed Lowman
                      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                      Always kind and loving
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 1838

                      #25
                      Re: Dead Pool 2014

                      Tom Hanks. He's just got to go.

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                      • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 1284

                        #26
                        Re: Dead Pool 2014

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                        Tom Hanks. He's just got to go.
                        I'd like to see his son Colon taken out at the same time.
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                        I Kings 7:23

                        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                        New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                        Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                        • Thomas Taylor
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 1486

                          #27
                          Re: Dead Pool 2014

                          Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                          I'd like to see his son Colon taken out at the same time.
                          Who,but an analy obsessed homer, would call thier child Colon. It just beggars belief!
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790

                            #28
                            Re: Dead Pool 2014

                            I want the heavy metal "rocker" known as Wing to leave us. NOW.

                            She is a bad influence on the youth of America.

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                            • Jedediah
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Fisher of Men
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6824

                              #29
                              Re: Dead Pool 2014

                              Betty White
                              Willie Mays
                              Jackie Joyner-Kersee
                              Chuck Berry
                              Sinead O'Connor


                              Praying!
                              Last edited by Jedediah; 01-05-2014, 04:09 AM.
                              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5388

                                #30
                                Re: Dead Pool 2014

                                Sadly, I think Jahi McMath should be added to the list. The lieberals will get their hands on her and pull the plug on this precious, precious colored child before year's end. There's no sound a demoncrat loves more than the sobbing and wailing of a heartbroken mother.
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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