The joke's over. Own up.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I must say I am starting to wonder about whether some contributors on this forum are 'bona fide'. I have just been looking at the 'Audio' section on the main church website and some of the stuff on there is just plain ludicrous - pastors saying prayers to Moses, talk of chasing people up trees and tying people up in basements, demons living in people's colons...

Something is amiss here.

The only thing amiss here is your false belief in Salvation threw acts. If you start out with such a laughable idea how can you expect any of it to make any sense?

Well?

[Jacques Anape]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I must say I am starting to wonder about whether some contributors on this forum are 'bona fide'. I have just been looking at the 'Audio' section on the main church website and some of the stuff on there is just plain ludicrous - pastors saying prayers to Moses, talk of chasing people up trees and tying people up in basements, demons living in people's colons...

Something is amiss here.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

This site is a wind up isn't it? It has to be? You're all sitting there giggling behind your keyboards in self-referential humour at sucking in unwitting internet denizens.

Aren't you?

The truth is too horrible to contemplate...Wait! What? You mean you AREN'T verbal caricatures?

I think you should all take yourselves out and have some strong words with yourselves. Possibly even have an argument.

Consider the following from the Book of Jude, Chapter 1:

16 These are grumblers, complainers, walking according to their own lusts; and they mouth great swelling words, flattering people to gain advantage. 17 But you, beloved, remember the words which were spoken before by the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ: 18 how they told you that there would be mockers in the last time who would walk according to their own ungodly lusts. 19 These are sensual persons, who cause divisions, not having the Spirit.

What Jude describe sounds a lot like you PhalseProfet. You should re-examine what's really in your heart and come to Jesus because only He can save you from eternal damnation, which is where you are surley headed.

Yours in Christ,

Brother Lazarus

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I thought I was good at dead-panning.

The only dead panning you are going to do son on the end of Satan's tallywacker if you don't repent.

Congregations Susan, you have earned yourself a special guest spot on my Watch List. You act up again you go down, fast and hard. With Jesus' help we see punks like you a mile away.

[Bob4God]

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Son, the Bible warned us about folks like you thousands of years before you were even born.

If that doesn't prove that it's all true, I have no idea what does. May you reap what you sew.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I thought I was good at dead-panning.

This link may set aside any doubts you may have. Was it not Thomas who doubted Christ and Peter who denied Him? Which one are you?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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(anti-Christian hate speech deleted)

Dear friend:

As the only church that follows God's Word in its entirety, we deserve to be taken every bit as seriously as the Bible itself does. Now go troll elsewhere.

[Walter Brimstone]

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I wish I could say Jesus is impressed with dead pans, but, I can't say it with an honest conscience. Does your wife/mom know you are playing on her pc?

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

I thought I was good at dead-panning.

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

I thought I was good at dead-panning.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: The joke's over. Own up.

Son,

How dare you come into God's Favorite Forum and spit in Jesus' face!
I would suggest that the joke will be on you when it comes time for you
to meet Jesus. For Your information, twit, this whole thing is as real as hell itself and this Church is the real deal. People like you should read one of my favorite verses and it'll show you what people like yourself have in store when you die. Take a look below.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

This site is a wind up isn't it? It has to be? You're all sitting there giggling behind your keyboards in self-referential humour at sucking in unwitting internet denizens.

Aren't you?

The truth is too horrible to contemplate...Wait! What? You mean you AREN'T verbal caricatures?

I think you should all take yourselves out and have some strong words with yourselves. Possibly even have an argument.

[PhalseProfet (Quarantined)]

This site is a wind up isn't it? It has to be? You're all sitting there giggling behind your keyboards in self-referential humour at sucking in unwitting internet denizens.

Aren't you?

The truth is too horrible to contemplate...Wait! What? You mean you AREN'T verbal caricatures?

I think you should all take yourselves out and have some strong words with yourselves. Possibly even have an argument.