Invitation to a Book Burning

[Talitha]

Harry Potter
BOOK BURNING
Join millions of True Christians® across America as we embrace family
values, the American Way and Biblical tradition on Satan’s birthday,
otherwise known as “Halloween.”

Join us Real Americans in saying,

“No, Lucifer! We won’t let you turn American children
into an army of junior Satanists!”

Book Burning Is Biblical:

“Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books
together and burned them before all men; and they counted the
price of them and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. So mightily
grew the word of God and prevailed.” — Acts 19:19:20

You are invited to join us along with thousands of churches
across America as we act simultaneously at
12:00 Midnight CST, October 31, 2006. God is on our side!

For more information on the cleverly disguised instruction manual for satanism,
homosexuality and witchcraft known as “The Harry Potter Series,” visit America’s
Largest Church — on the web at www.LandoverBaptist.com

[Witch Hammer]

I am THERE, Sister! Once the bonfire is ablaze, we can toss a few witches and homers on it for good measure! Glory!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

That reminds me, I need to order some new bibles. I'm running low on kindling for the fireplace for next winter.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I am sure you mean Qu'urans, sister. Burning bibles is the surest way to end up as SATAN's plump matchstick. Unless they are FALSE bibles. Then go right ahead.

[Saria]

Rachel, nice to see you again! How've you ben since the forums went down?

And Pastor Al, I'm pretty sure she meant KJV1611 bibles.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I am sure you mean Qu'urans, sister. Burning bibles is the surest way to end up as SATAN's plump matchstick. Unless they are FALSE bibles. Then go right ahead.

Korans, bibles, it's all good

Rachel, nice to see you again! How've you ben since the forums went down?

Umm....not to be rude but who exactly are you?

[Saria]

Someone well known from the old forums.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Korans, bibles, it's all good


Umm....not to be rude but who exactly are you?

Saria is cornith who is about to be gonged.

[Saria]

I'm sorry, but what?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Saria is cornith who is about to be gonged.

Ahh, the guy who thought I was a girl. I think he must have been high or something.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Umm....not to be rude but who exactly are you?

Filthy witch! The very idea that you could ever "not be rude" is ridiculous.


I thought we had finished with you! Shut your trap and fetch me a sandwich!

[Witch Hammer]

Rachel, nice to see you again! How've you ben since the forums went down?

And Pastor Al, I'm pretty sure she meant KJV1611 bibles.

Why don't you two take your nasty lesbian flirtations elsewhere! When Jesus reads this, He's going to puke!

[Saria]

Sorry, I was just making smalltalk. Didn't realize that it was... lesbionic..

[Witch Hammer]

Sorry, I was just making smalltalk. Didn't realize that it was... lesbionic..

Well, now you do. Cease your wicked behavior at once!

[Saria]

Of course, my sincerest apologies