[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Sorry, I was just making smalltalk. Didn't realize that it was... lesbionic..

Good Heavens! I thought Ebonics was bad and now this!

[Remy Lebeau]

Ahh, the guy who I thought was a girl

As if the big flamingly homersexual avatar selection didn't sound off the butt pirate siren. His/her avatars are too fruity even for a 10 year old girl.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I thought we had finished with you! Shut your trap and fetch me a sandwich!

One 'mushroom' and rocky mountain oyster sandwich coming right up sir!

[Saria]

As if the big flamingly homersexual avatar selection didn't sound off the butt pirate siren. His/her avatars are too fruity even for a 10 year old girl.

it's an animated picture of a female. What's so wrong about that?

[SalvationSeeker]

it's an animated picture of a female. What's so wrong about that?

It's a lesbianically (that is the same as satanically) inspired animated picture of a cross-dressing uppity female (or maybe it's a little boy, it's hard to tell with these gooks), and obviously drawn by a gook.

Simply put, it's enough to make our Sweet Jesus puke.


Stop perverting this True Christian thread with your nonsense.

[Saria]

you mean like this?

or like this-

[SalvationSeeker]

you mean like this?

or like this-

JESUS WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Brother.......or....sister....it appears that you have gender issues. From talking to you (between bannings of course), it is apparent that Landover needs to provide a forum in which people can discuss their gender issues in a calm, quiet way with a member of the clergy.

And, since you are not acting erratically at the moment, and since the Department of Faith has not yet pinned the attack against our GODLY forum on you and your cohorts cueball and shane, I have decided to give you a new lease on life.

Please use it wisely. Your immortal soul depends upon it!

[Saria]

Brother.......or....sister....it appears that you have gender issues. From talking to you (between bannings of course), it is apparent that Landover needs to provide a forum in which people can discuss their gender issues in a calm, quiet way with a member of the clergy.

And, since you are not acting erratically at the moment, and since the Department of Faith has not yet pinned the attack against our GODLY forum on you and your cohorts cueball and shane, I have decided to give you a new lease on life.

Please use it wisely. Your immortal soul depends upon it!

Thank you pastor, and I meant no disrespect towards Jesus, I was merely implying that you as of yet have no good emoticons for illustrating Jesus puking in disgust.

[edit] and I have no relations with cueball and shane, I have only ever seen them on the old forums once or twice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

and I have no relations with cueball and shane, I have only ever seen them on the old forums once or twice.

Your lies will only move you closer to banishment, homer. Better get right with Jesus TODAY!

[Brother_Mike]

Back to the topic.

I came across some old playboy magazines someone must have put under my matress, I'll throw those in the bonfire as well.

Filthy homer demons always planting that filth under my matress.

[Glendora Christianson]

I can almost smell that Godly book burining.

And what a perfect topic for me to describe my tragic experience at the pubic library today! As I searched for my favorite needlepoint book, I was shocked to see a book titled "Ultimate Gay Sex" by Thomas Ford 613.96086642 in plain view. This is a rather large book with shocking pictures, even on the covers! My heart must have stopped as my knees got weak and I almost collapsed. Anyway, I called the lezbertarian over and demanded to know how that book could possibly be in her library. It was then that I had the dishonor of meeding her library media assistant, who sported the healthiest mustache I have ever seen on a woman. Knowing when to make a dash for the door, I abandoned my needlepoint expedition and ran to my car where I hugged my KJV 1611 and asked our Sweet Baby Jesus to wash the images from my motherly mind.

[Bobby-Joe]

Back to the topic.

I came across some old playboy magazines someone must have put under my matress, I'll throw those in the bonfire as well.

Filthy homers always planting that filth under my matress.

and I have a bunch of gay sex mags that I confiscated during my security duty. I can add thrown them in too!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I hope that will teach you a lesson Mother G; never leave the house without your husband's permission, and never set foot in a lie-brary again! What's the point of homeschooling if you moms go out and wade into that communist filth?

There are plenty of places to find decent Christian needlepoint, like this one.

This one of my favorites!

[Remy Lebeau]

it's an animated picture of a female. What's so wrong about that?

...please don't ever reply to me again. I feel dirty just by being reminded that you exist. No hetero male would ever use such an avatar.