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  • JubJub Joe
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    • Jul 2008
    • 47

    #121
    Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

    Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
    SO.....one quick question JaJaBinks......All kidding aside,how many of those free fillings have you spit into your keyboard during this rant?
    I have no fillings.

    My teeth are both completely intact and correctly aligned.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #122
      Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

      Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
      I have no fillings.

      My teeth are both completely intact and correctly aligned.
      Both of them?

      Bad teeth is a sure sign of demon possession.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rastus
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        • Jul 2008
        • 16

        #123
        Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Both of them?

        Bad teeth is a sure sign of demon possession.


        When the good Lord made us Nigras, he cursed us with sub-standard teefus as punishment.

        Rastus

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        • Rastus
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          • Jul 2008
          • 16

          #124
          Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

          Psalm 3:7 "Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God! For You have struck all my enemies on the cheek; You have broken the teeth of the ungodly."



          White Jesus also had the wisdom not to give darkies an edit button.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #125
            Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

            Originally posted by Rastus View Post
            When the good Lord made us Nigras, he cursed us with sub-standard teefus as punishment.

            Rastus
            But even when you only have two of them left, they stay Perfectly White© How strange is that?

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            • JubJub Joe
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              • Jul 2008
              • 47

              #126
              Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Both of them?
              I wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that.

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              • JawOfAnAss
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2008
                • 313

                #127
                Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

                Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
                I wasn't expecting anyone to pick up on that.
                So JewJewBinks.......you want me to move that one front tooth you have left to the middle? It would be much better for corn on the cob.
                Since you're in the south, that would be a distinct social advantage.
                Judges 15:16
                And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                • Brother Lindh
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 130

                  #128
                  Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

                  Let's get off the subject of teeth. None of you have any idea of how to keep them sharp.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
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                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #129
                    Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

                    Originally posted by JubJub Joe View Post
                    fantastic... you guys are great.

                    I admire what you're all doing.

                    And I'm pissed off that it took me so long to realise the truth.
                    Joe, many people come to this Godly forum and think we are out to insult them. They think our whole point is to find somebody to hate or condemn. They call us racists, homerphobes, and bigots of all sort.

                    So, you have no idea how refreshing it is when someone realizes that our whole point is not to make fun of people or to hate them, but to tell them what God really says in the Bible.

                    God hates the sinner AND the sin, and casts every sinner into eternal torture. That's what the Bible says, even though many "false Christian" churches say that it's OK to be a homersexual sodomite, or an adulterer, or divorced and remarried (oops, I already said adulterer), or to wear blended fabrics, or to mingle two kinds of seed in your field (known as polyculture to secular "sustainable" farmers).

                    We don't try to force God on anyone. No, we just want people to know what the Bible really says, so they can make an informed decision about whether they want to love Jesus and follow all of His laws, or if they'd prefer to spend eternity in Hell.

                    I'm glad to see you understand!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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