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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #1

    satan take the wheel

    I'm shaking with anger and trying to type this through tears. The US was built on Christian values, without which nobody could know right from wrong. The good people of Oklahoma built a monument to the divine words of God, they were PERSECUTED by the God mockers and the sodomites who didn't want to be reminded of their sin. The people who erected this monument were true American heroes.


    "Officials say someone drove their car into monument Thursday night, smashing it to pieces. The suspect reportedly made vague threats at the Oklahoma City Federal Building today and was taken into custody. His name has not yet been released.

    The suspect said Satan told him to do it,"


    I can type no more, the rage is too much. My wife has locked herself into her room and her pathetic whimpering needs to be stopped.



    YIC

    Jack
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    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: satan take the wheel

    I'm sorry your wife is giving you an ear ache during this stressful time, brother. Have you considered wearing ear plugs, or perhaps giving her a double shot of brandy?

    Brandy is great for calming wives down when they become hysterical.


    As for this terrorist using his car to do the Devil's work, I feel certain more of his ilk will be emboldened to commit similar hate crimes if he is not punished severely.

    That "Satan made me do it" line is clearly an attempt to cop an insanity plea. Just as ignorance of the law is no excuse, neither is spiritual ignorance.
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    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2014
      • 1330

      #3
      Re: satan take the wheel

      Tears are streaming silently down my face and my body is trembling in anger. How dare they insult our Lord in this manner!?! "Of how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy, who hath trodden under foot the Son of God, and hath counted the blood of the covenant, wherewith he was sanctified, an unholy thing, and hath done despite unto the Spirit of grace?" Hebrews 10:29 I will pray for the true Christians in this town!
      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: satan take the wheel

        My eyes are not as good as they used to be. Are those KJV verses? If they are not, I would have driven my truck up those stairs and into it myself!!

        Galatians 1:7-9
        7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
        8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
        9 As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

        However, if that is indeed KJV.....is this what new atheism has come to?
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: satan take the wheel

          Look for Jesus to take His loving vengeance on some filthy atheist pervert in the coming days. Mark my words, Brethren.

          Now Brothers in Christ, please join me in a One-Minute Prayer: "Let us pray. Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of Landover Baptist Church and your Holy 10 Commandments. Those who have attacked Jesus and His loving words must pay the price. Filthy whores from foreign shores, diseased and wallowing in perversions. God, do not remain silent, for wicked atheistic men and women surround us and tell lies about you and destroy your monuments. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty and crush them and send them down to hellfire. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: satan take the wheel

            Oh, that was such a beautiful prayer. A fine reminder of why you're the pastor and we aren't. You were really filled with the spirit when you wrote those words!
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            • AntiChristian666
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2014
              • 5

              #7
              Re: satan take the wheel

              I haven't laughed this hard in a while... Serves the church right for what they actually do behind closed doors.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: satan take the wheel

                Originally posted by AntiChristian666 View Post
                I haven't laughed this hard in a while... Serves the church right for what they actually do behind closed doors.
                If you're referring to the Catholic Church, I'm right there with you, brother. But please understand we're not Catholics here, and there is nothing that goes on behind closed doors at our church that isn't happening under the watchful, hawklike gaze of our beloved pastors.

                Now then, I notice you haven't made an introductory thread. Please do so in our introductory forum post haste (that means quickly).

                We want to get to know all about you!
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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836

                  #9
                  Re: satan take the wheel

                  Does anybody know what is happening to the broken tablet? I was thinking that it could be useful.

                  We know that it is an historical fact that Moses smashed the original stone tablet when he found the people worshiping the golden calf. I can just imagine Zeke standing over this new broken tablet in a sermon to our children but instead of the golden calf he could be in a fearful rage about modern false idols. The right to be a sodomite, the need for logic, evidence etc. All the things that the God mockers hold so dear.

                  He could make quite an impression on their small malleable minds. A message they would never forget.

                  Proverbs 1:7
                  The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge


                  YIC

                  Jack
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: satan take the wheel

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    Does anybody know what is happening to the broken tablet? I was thinking that it could be useful.

                    We know that it is an historical fact that Moses smashed the original stone tablet when he found the people worshiping the golden calf. I can just imagine Zeke standing over this new broken tablet in a sermon to our children but instead of the golden calf he could be in a fearful rage about modern false idols. The right to be a sodomite, the need for logic, evidence etc. All the things that the God mockers hold so dear.

                    He could make quite an impression on their small malleable minds. A message they would never forget.

                    Proverbs 1:7
                    The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge


                    YIC

                    Jack
                    I like that idea. I'm having the broken pieces shipped to Freehold later this week. The broken tablets will be an excellent prop for several of my Sermons.

                    I'm so glad I thought of that.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14712

                      #11
                      Re: satan take the wheel

                      It's a sad reminder when we see sacrilege of this magnitude, directly mocking God and His concern that we should know right from wrong. God gave us these commandments straight from Heaven. They are quite different from the secular standard in this respect.

                      EXODUS 19
                      1
                      In the third month, when the children of Israel were gone forth out of the land of Egypt, the same day came they into the wilderness of Sinai.
                      9-13 And the LORD said unto Moses, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick cloud, that the people may hear when I speak with thee, and believe thee for ever. And Moses told the words of the people unto the LORD. And the LORD said unto Moses, Go unto the people, and sanctify them to day and to morrow, and let them wash their clothes, And be ready against the third day: for the third day the LORD will come down in the sight of all the people upon mount Sinai. And thou shalt set bounds unto the people round about, saying, Take heed to yourselves, that ye go not up into the mount, or touch the border of it: whosoever toucheth the mount shall be surely put to death: There shall not an hand touch it, but he shall surely be stoned, or shot through; whether it be beast or man, it shall not live: when the trumpet soundeth long, they shall come up to the mount.
                      16-19 And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud upon the mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that all the people that was in the camp trembled. And Moses brought forth the people out of the camp to meet with God; and they stood at the nether part of the mount. And mount Sinai was altogether on a smoke, because the LORD descended upon it in fire: and the smoke thereof ascended as the smoke of a furnace, and the whole mount quaked greatly. And when the voice of the trumpet sounded long, and waxed louder and louder, Moses spake, and God answered him by a voice.
                      20a And the LORD came down upon mount Sinai..
                      KJV .. look up . context


                      A lot of people have dreamed up their own version of God relocating Him to some nebulous, undefined region and probably not really thinking about where He is located any more than they think about what He might love or hate.

                      EXAMPLE
                      ack Rev. Flint

                      Well, that is the exact opposite of what God says. Just touching Mount Sinai was enough to be shot and contradicting Him warrants an equally abrupt response. But where is Heaven located?
                      Exodus 20:22c Ye have seen that I have talked with you from heaven. KJV

                      God came down onto the top of the mountain. That is not a vague location. It is a specific location. He did not coalesce from ectoplasm. Prior to arriving on Mount Sinai He was at a different location. Heaven.
                      Exodus 19:18b the LORD descended upon it KJV

                      The Bible is clear that Heaven is located immediately above the sky. We can't normally see it because the firmament is opaque. But it can be opened and when it is people can see what is happening above it. Models proposed in the world of humanist morality do not allow for the following and as a result need to redefine God in ways that contradict The Bible.
                      Isaiah 64:1a Oh that thou wouldest rend the heavens, that thou wouldest come down KJV
                      Ezekiel 1:1c the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God. KJV
                      Matthew 3:16b the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove KJV
                      Acts 7:56 …I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God. KJV

                      In rejecting God's revelation concerning His location, the trap is set for rejecting what He says about morality and they step right into it. SNAP! Satan has got them just where he wants them. "God," he says "could not come down from Heaven because what The Bible describes is false." It follows from that that no-one could see Heaven open or see Jesus there, the Holy Spirit descending like a dove or have any insights such as recorded by Ezekiel. If the records are true at all, he would probably continue, they are hallucinations.

                      That is the thinking all maniacs follow. What sort of person would regard outcomes such as presented in the youtube clip to be acceptable? Certainly no Christian. Why do they even bother persisting with the belief that God exists at all?

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