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  • Halleluyah Rob
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 353
    #1

    My Poem, Please Rate!

    This is my first attempt at True Christian™ art.


    Jesus created us to worsheep him
    if ya'll deny it then you is very dim
    All you heathens and harlots beware
    if ya'll turn down Jesus you is in for a scare
    he'll send ya'll to eternal damnation
    satan will sodomize ya'll and you'll be an abomination

    Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
    You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
    You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
    Then you will have to sit on a mace

    I am a soldier of Jesus and love him very much
    You better do the same OR BURN
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    • Paul Jeffery
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 272
      #2
      Re: My Poem, Please Rate!


      You have touched my heart, Brother Rob!
      sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692
          #3
          Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

          Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
          Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
          You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
          You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
          Then you will have to sit on a mace
          Your imagery brought tears of joy to my eyes; surely many an unsaved twerp will be terrified enough to accept Jesus after reading your poem. Well done!
          True Christians are Perfect!

          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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            • Old Man Hatchet
              Super Moderator
              Beloved Church Elder
              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2084
              #4
              Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

              Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
              Jesus created us to worsheep him
              if ya'll deny it then you is very dim
              All you heathens and harlots beware
              if ya'll turn down Jesus you is in for a scare
              he'll send ya'll to eternal damnation
              satan will sodomize ya'll and you'll be an abomination

              Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
              You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
              You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
              Then you will have to sit on a mace

              I am a soldier of Jesus and love him very much
              You better do the same OR BURN

              What a delightful children's poem!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552
                  #5
                  Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                  You put a lot of Jesus in there, so I liked it.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2025
                      • 15118
                      #6
                      Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                      That one's going to be read out at next weeks Sunday School.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • Halleluyah Rob
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 353
                          #7
                          Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                          Thank you very much for the positive feedback Brothers and sisters!
                          I tried my best to tell things how they really are.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22355
                              #8
                              Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                              All art should be like this.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                • Paul Jeffery
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Dec 2009
                                  • 272
                                  #9
                                  Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                  All art should be like this.
                                  Amen! This is a case where life should imitate art, indeed!
                                  sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                                    • Luci Mourningstar
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 247
                                      #10
                                      Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                                      You are truly blessed by the Holy Spirit
                                      sigpic

                                      God loves me so much
                                      that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                                        • GioAce7
                                          Unsaved trash
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 12
                                          #11
                                          Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                                          10 out of 10


                                          2 marvelous thumbs up!!

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                                            • lezzer2010
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 1
                                              #12
                                              Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                                              Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                                              Thank you very much for the positive feedback Brothers and sisters!
                                              I tried my best to tell things how they really are.

                                              I DNT THINK U KNOW WHAT YA TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!

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                                                • SayvedByTheLord
                                                  Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • May 2007
                                                  • 3151
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                                                  Originally posted by lezzer2010 View Post
                                                  I DNT THINK U KNOW WHAT YA TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!
                                                  This is not much of an introduction. Please go to the appropriate forum and tell us about your lesbean proclivities.


                                                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                                                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                                    • Virtuoso
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      Under Investigation
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 4
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                                                      Remember guys,

                                                      Morality ends where violence begins.

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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78552
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                                                          Originally posted by Virtuoso View Post
                                                          Remember guys,

                                                          Morality ends where violence begins.
                                                          Was that supposed to be one of those jap "haikoo" poems?
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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