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    My Poem, Please Rate!

    This is my first attempt at True Christian™ art.


    Jesus created us to worsheep him
    if ya'll deny it then you is very dim
    All you heathens and harlots beware
    if ya'll turn down Jesus you is in for a scare
    he'll send ya'll to eternal damnation
    satan will sodomize ya'll and you'll be an abomination

    Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
    You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
    You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
    Then you will have to sit on a mace

    I am a soldier of Jesus and love him very much
    You better do the same OR BURN
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    Re: My Poem, Please Rate!


    You have touched my heart, Brother Rob!
    sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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    • #3
      Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

      Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
      Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
      You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
      You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
      Then you will have to sit on a mace
      Your imagery brought tears of joy to my eyes; surely many an unsaved twerp will be terrified enough to accept Jesus after reading your poem. Well done!
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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      • #4
        Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

        Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
        Jesus created us to worsheep him
        if ya'll deny it then you is very dim
        All you heathens and harlots beware
        if ya'll turn down Jesus you is in for a scare
        he'll send ya'll to eternal damnation
        satan will sodomize ya'll and you'll be an abomination

        Barbed wire will be shoved down your throat
        You will be forced to eat a rotten goat
        You will receive 10,000 lashes to the face
        Then you will have to sit on a mace

        I am a soldier of Jesus and love him very much
        You better do the same OR BURN

        What a delightful children's poem!

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        • #5
          Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

          You put a lot of Jesus in there, so I liked it.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

            That one's going to be read out at next weeks Sunday School.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

              Thank you very much for the positive feedback Brothers and sisters!
              I tried my best to tell things how they really are.

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              • #8
                Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                All art should be like this.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #9
                  Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  All art should be like this.
                  Amen! This is a case where life should imitate art, indeed!
                  sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                  • #10
                    Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                    You are truly blessed by the Holy Spirit
                    sigpic

                    God loves me so much
                    that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                    • #11
                      Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                      10 out of 10


                      2 marvelous thumbs up!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                        Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                        Thank you very much for the positive feedback Brothers and sisters!
                        I tried my best to tell things how they really are.

                        I DNT THINK U KNOW WHAT YA TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                          Originally posted by lezzer2010 View Post
                          I DNT THINK U KNOW WHAT YA TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!
                          This is not much of an introduction. Please go to the appropriate forum and tell us about your lesbean proclivities.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • #14
                            Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                            Remember guys,

                            Morality ends where violence begins.

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                            • #15
                              Re: My Poem, Please Rate!

                              Originally posted by Virtuoso View Post
                              Remember guys,

                              Morality ends where violence begins.
                              Was that supposed to be one of those jap "haikoo" poems?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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