[Talitha]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

Sister! Will you Volunteer? You know how these Men are - always playing "Hard to get" - all this stuff about his having a Wife. Well, I'm not going to let it stop me! It's almost Christmas and I do not wish to Drink my Eggnog alone again this year!

I'd love to Sister Sue, but let's not tell the Pastor.
If there is a wife, I'm sure after I've told her all about Jesus© and given her a Ministering it will all be sorted by CHRISTMAS and it shall be just the two of you for Eggnogs.

[SUV]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

I'd love to Sister Sue, but let's not tell the Pastor.
If there is a wife, I'm sure after I've told her all about Jesus© and given her a Ministering it will all be sorted by CHRISTMAS and it shall be just the two of you for Eggnogs.

Oh, you darling girl! I just can't wait for CHRISTMAS now!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

"By the prickling in my thumbs/Something wicked this way comes"


Lovely woman near my life
One too many could cause strife.
If I could split in to two
You know I'd split with you.


For Sister Sue Vera, Jesus' digital pincushion

http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sound184my3.swf

[SUV]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

SweetCruciformChrist™ Sister Talitha...please do hurry!!!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner



Waiting for the Coming

Despite the bandwidth I have here
I live on Internet dialed-up.

It's very slow and rotary.
My elderly Atari

has this on a tether;
fabric cord.

I'll ring Central soon I think
to ask when DSL may come.

I often ask dear Maggie there
"Do you know when Christ makes calls?"

Maggie always answers me
"At the tone the Time will be."









attone

the Time will be

[Talitha]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

SweetCruciformChrist™ Sister Talitha...please do hurry!!!

Calm down dear Sister. It's weeks until CHRISTMAS and this Rhymster is talking of a second coming!!

Praise©

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

Talitha rings the Season's Cheer,
and even better, she's right here!

______________________________



The Christmas Song

A Light Oprey for Thr for Two Ladies


Pt. joyous:
My wife's gone to the country,
Hurrah, hurrah!
My wife's gone off to see her kin.
I don't expect her back again...

...I can dream too, you know.


Pt. conflicted
Oh, Talitha! Oh, Talitha!
You know
I'm owed to Sue-oo-oo.
Oh, Talitha! Oh, Talitha,
but I like the things you do...

...I really, really do...

Pt. climax:
...while sweetest Sue
I wait for you
I'm sending Greyhounds
outward bound.
Until they catch--until one gives you
one-way tick-itch in-bound to
New Jooru-Salem, my m'am!

Pt. contrition:
We close this song of Love's Devotions
with hope

Pt. fuggedaboutit
it leads to pelvic motions

[Crazy Cat Lady]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

May I submit one of my own? Here it is:

My precious kitties, in hundreds they be
As precious kitties as kitties can be
Godly kitties they are, and just as well
Or else they would end up in kitty hell

Heathen kitties are sad and possessed by demons
Their owners vile heathens who can't see reason
Won't you join me, won't you pray
To save a heathen kitty today

Kitties are lively and they are much fun
And so tiny when their life has just begun
So unjustly they call me the crazy cat lady
I'm merely a mother, those cats are my babies.


I do apologize to the wonderful staff there but I needed to fix a dreadful typo and I cannot edit. Please delete the previous two posts for me! Oh, I am so dreadfully sorry, I keep not noticing errors. Truly, there must be a demon in my keyboard.

[Ixi]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

Playground schoolbell rings again
Rainclouds come to play again
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I am your mind
Giving you someone to talk to
Hello
If I smiled and don't believe
Soon I know I'll wake from this dream
Don't try to fix me I'm not broken
Hello, I'm the lie
Living for you so you can hide
Don't cry
Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping
Hello, I'm still here
All thats left of yesterday

Whew, I could barely keep up with the song as it played!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

That's so pathetically wretched.


Note the RULES on page one,
you miscreant plagarist gotho-gookster:

NO "feely" poetry

Ha ha, just kidding


Now get out of satan's grip and get
Eternal Life?

In the meantime, make a BIBLICAL poem?
You can do it; be redeemed;
kill your intransigent satanic sisters while you're at it?

"Your" "poem" above may well suffice.

[Ixi]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

I didn't write it, its song lyrics...

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

I didn't write it, its song lyrics...

duh


______________________



This is a formal signal to the LBC Legal Defense team:
IXI is gonna get capped by ASCAP if we don't do something!



hello? hello?

Oh shucks.Yes, I understand...




Sorry, Ixi.
You're as good as dead

legal eagle meat

[Ixi]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

I'll sing another one...

Hold on to me love
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was I love you and I'm not afraid
Can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms...
Holding my last breath, safe inside myself
And all my thoughts of you
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight
I'll miss the winter, a world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest hiding in a hollow tree
Can you hear me?
I can taste it in your tears
Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
And all my thoughts of you
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight
Closing your eyes to dissapear
You pray your dreams will leave you here
But still you wait, you know the truth
No ones there
Say goodnight, don't be afraid
Calling me, calling me as you fade tonight
Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
And all my thoughts of you
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

GOT IT!
I call this one
O, "Father" Mo:

O, "Father" Mo, "Father" Mo,
Do let us know,
Why it is that makes you go,
into the depths of the Vatican where demon-wine flows

O, "Father" Mo, "Father" Mo,
Say it ain't so,
That you are choosing to blow,
Your chances of salvation at the altar-boy disco.

O, "Father" Mo, "Father" Mo,
How your wickedness grows,
I fear you are headed for the fires below,
For if you try to enter Heaven Jesus will surely say "NO!"

[Enobarbus]

Re: The Poetasters' Korner

duh


______________________



This is a formal signal to the LBC Legal Defense team:
IXI is gonna get capped by ASCAP if we don't do something!



hello? hello?

Oh shucks.Yes, I understand...




Sorry, Ixi.
You're as good as dead

legal eagle meat

It is song lyrics too. But will the person who wrote it really want to admit it? A Google of the first line or two brings up the lyrics but not who they are by.