[Brother Temperance]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

OH. You know what, friends? He's right.
My face is red. They are not white.
I did find one brown among the blacks.

http://www.voicesofchrist.org/Poetry/voc_magdalena_morales.html

(snip)

So never mind. Her poem is not good.
It could drive lemmings off cliffs, it's so not good.

She means well and is great to look at,
which is why I chose to highlight the God-given talents of Magdalena:
makeup and making babies. And wallowing. Lots.

This woman sounds like a harlot and a goth to boot, and what's worse, she is probably related to that despicable drug-addled Bolivian Communist Emo Morales. Jesus disapproves on at least four different levels.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

This woman sounds like a harlot and a goth to boot, and what's worse, she is probably related to that despicable .
drug-addled Bolivian Communist Emo Morales.
Jesus disapproves on at least four different levels.

Pray thee Brother Temperance,
what would these four ways be?

(please amplify in a verse--you verse so very well)


Thanks for poetry--for distilling truths, as does the Bible's verse.


Peter

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

OH. You know what, friends? He's right.
My face is red. They are not white.
I did find one brown among the blacks.

http://www.voicesofchrist.org/Poetry/voc_magdalena_morales.html

(snip)





So never mind. Her poem is not good.
It could drive lemmings off cliffs, it's so not good.

She means well and is great to look at,
which is why I chose to highlight the God-given talents of Magdalena:
makeup and making babies. And wallowing. Lots.

The literary face of a biter of tyres, (she)
Of prodigious whelping
Has her admirerers
Shallow men in shallow graves dug with a fork, they
Not knowing of lemmings
Spank it to Bjork



Our anthropological knowledge is clearly lacking.


My....what surprise.



Bless you, my, my, my, my, my Sharona
Father Mo

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

Pray thee Brother Temperance,
what would these four ways be?

(please amplify in a verse--you verse so very well)


Thanks for poetry--for distilling truths, as does the Bible's verse.


Peter

Mag - a goth, a hellbound goth. Whining, miserable, glum where cheer is preferred by the LORD.
Da - A harlot, a single mother. Fornicating, abusing and defiling the temple of the LORD.
Le - A druggie, a coke-addled druggie. Such things are forbidden by the institutions set up by the LORD.
Na - A commie, a Godless commie. Seeking equality among all, when we could never be equal to the LORD.

As I said, there may be others, but those were the ones that seemed most obvious to me.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

Brother, that was beautiful.

We note The Sound of Music in Hammersteining.
You, you get an Oscar award, yea!

Do, a deer, a female deer,
Fa, she's going off to hell,
Well, a harlot turning tricks!
Oh the durty rotten vix
en; she owes the devil dues!
Which leads us on to question you...



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Flour

batter heathen hotties
for future Southern frying

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

The literary face of a biter of tyres, (she)
Of prodigious whelping
Has her admirerers
Shallow men in shallow graves dug with a fork, they
Not knowing of lemmings
Spank it to Bjork



Our anthropological knowledge is clearly lacking.


My....what surprise.



Bless you, my, my, my, my, my Sharona
Father Mo

I will post to her a link
to this thread of Honorariums.
If she don't drown her kids
and cut 'er 'air off for the shame,
then we have not been Good Baptists;

not good enough, I mean

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I will post to her a link
to this thread of Honorariums.
If she don't drown her kids
and cut 'er 'air off for the shame,
then we have not been Good Baptists;

not good enough, I mean

Peter, you are a talented boy. I have always said so. But worry not for Poor Maggie's soul. She is a catlick. They are homers, bad poets, and generally suck eggs.

[Poetic Peter]

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Thanks for good wordths. I feel an ode coming on Pastor Al.
I can't push it though.
It has to develop of its own addcord
or sniff ahhh

aaaaa kachooo!

Yepth, feel a ode coming on in my nodes.

But jus you wait, I'll make a poem for you some day thoon.

Kakoff!




Peter'd

out

zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Peter'd

out

zzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz

Meeee too. Good night to all, and to all a good night! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Dough, the stuff, those Baptwits paid
Ray, the guy who shot the dream
Me, an A, from taking blame
Fa, be it from me to squeal
So, I'll write a cryptic poem
La, the cops are on to you
Tee (hee), you'll soon be doing time
Which will bring us back to Doh!




Bless you, my civil rights violators
Father Mo

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

Dough, the stuff, those Baptwits paid
Ray, the guy who shot the dream
Me, an A, from taking blame
Fa, be it from me to squeal
So, I'll write a cryptic poem
La, the cops are on to you
Tee (hee), you'll soon be doing time
Which will bring us back to Doh!




Bless you, my civil rights violators
Father Mo

Dear Farther,

I envision your future fame,
not so much in a homerish remake of Presley's Jailhouse Rock,
as in a redux of Sally Fields' The Flying Nun,

as the kink in her winged hat.

[Poetic Peter]

lampoon those hair salon homers

The dumbest thing I ever did for love?

I gave a baby panda
a fade haircut
without fee.

What a waste of my affection.
The panda cuddled up instead
with the puke beautician
from the shop across the street.

I wish now I'd burned its roots
with 40 vol. peroxide. But
by then it was too late for that.

So I burned the punk's place down
while they meshed in furrrr massage.

Lesson learned the hardest way:
never pander to a panda.
It will wrip your heartstrings out
and scratchmark the headboard.

One less panda, one less pawn;
what's the difference, and who cares?

Evidently, my scissors do, and deeply.

________________
Recited for Farther Mo
http://tinyurl.com/lgbat

[Poetic Peter]

Ode to All of The Good Popes

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poor Albino

Luciani wasn't
Lucky

[SUV]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

"Ode to all the Good Popes" reminds me of the little red booklet American Atheists used to offer, "What God has Revealed to Man."

You open the cover and all the pages are blank

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Critical Inputs Forum no.1

I didn't know about that tract! Those atheists are not generally known for wits or writs. Thanks for the smile!

Reading of the corroded history of the papacy, I found only one of the scourge, whom I'd consider to have been a fully decent human:
that weak and gentle soul whose tenure terminated after only 33 days of rule.

Did God call him home? (surely, satan did not); this gentle man who had no aspiration nor expectation of papal election;
he, who said at the instant of his surprise election,

May God forgive you for what you have done

Moments later, hesitating,

I accept


Unlucky Luciani, the man who wrote himself humbly, as if a servant of God's servants,
in his abeyance to a false church, he

lacked the oily ruthlessness by which to remain a pope.
Surprisingly, instantly, he demonstrated an alarming strike of reform-mindedness;
vibrations rattling the vital power structure of the Vatikan.

It was not a good fit of foot to shoe.
The affable, gentle Luciani was soon seen as the most dangerous pope of all.
How ironic that an erstwhile true servant of the Lord
(though misplaced in that false religion)
should have been thrust to power,

and then, by the same forces,

removed from life.

If it were possible that any one of the popes may be granted forgiveness by Jesus
Albino Luciani would be that pope.

The poem, therefore, is not a joke

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_I

dead man talking






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