Poem from fourth grade son

[Jim C. Lombardo]

I was cleaning out my den and found this treasure written by my son for his ladyfriend:

Dear Prunella,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your mom's a HARLOT
And you're Daddy's a JEW!

REPENT NOW cus I don't wanna see you BURN like a hotdog.

PRAISE JESUS.

Bobby


I'm touched by what a True Christian gentleman my kid is.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Poem from fourth grade son

I was cleaning out my den and found this treasure written by my son for his ladyfriend:

Dear Prunella,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your mom's a HARLOT
And you're Daddy's a JEW!

REPENT NOW cus I don't wanna see you BURN like a hotdog.

PRAISE JESUS.

Bobby


I'm touched by what a True Christian gentleman my kid is.

Out of the mouth of babes....!
Just one question though, your male child has ''friends'' that don't attend your church? You are certainly a progressive parent...

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Poem from fourth grade son

He was passing it out like a Chick tract. I'm sure she'll be showing up repenting shortly.

[John Creeser]

Re: Poem from fourth grade son

Touching friend.

I found an old one from my boy Luke, I'm going to have it framed.

Homeschooling by Luke Creeser

I really love my mommy
She keeps food in our tummy
She threw away my abacus
and replaced it with Leviticus.

I don't go to public school
They are for the secular fool
She says she wants the very best for me
So I don't end up like the kids in Kings 2:23

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Poem from fourth grade son

What sweet, wonderful children praising the Lord in their poetry!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Poem from fourth grade son

Sounds like your kid's got a strong moral compass, Jim.

And, of course, the Lord has placed tremendous writing talent in his hands.

Now then, is he betrothed to this young lady? It's a little troubling that she doesn't come from better stock, but I suppose she can redeem herself in childbirth. Though your son is surely eager to start a family of his own, my advice is to make them wait at least until after he's successfully completed sixth grade.

Waiting builds character, and he'll be much more able to compete in the job market with that diploma in his hands.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Poem from fourth grade son

Sounds like your kid's got a strong moral compass, Jim.

And, of course, the Lord has placed tremendous writing talent in his hands.

Now then, is he betrothed to this young lady? It's a little troubling that she doesn't come from better stock, but I suppose she can redeem herself in childbirth. Though your son is surely eager to start a family of his own, my advice is to make them wait at least until after he's successfully completed sixth grade.

Waiting builds character, and he'll be much more able to compete in the job market with that diploma in his hands.

Brother Faith, patience isn't Bobby's strong point. I had to take drastic disciplinary measures when he threw a tantrum after I told him he wasn't getting a semi-automatic for his 5th B-day. I knew my boy would have ended up taking it to school risking injury, or worse, losing it.