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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Tributes to John McCain

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • One-eyed Jack
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 1092

    #2
    Re: Tributes to John McCain

    What a moving video -- and not at all schmaltzy. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's sugary, slimy schmaltz.

    Seeing those pics of McCain as a young soldier in a hospital bed made me realize how wonderful it is that he is willing to pass his experiences on to other young men. Certainly those brave boys grievously wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan must appreciate Godly John's willingness to keep America at war forever.

    As a great man once said,

    "War is to man what maternity is to a woman. From a philosophical and doctrinal viewpoint, I do not believe in perpetual peace."

    Praise God that George Bush chose to go to invade Iraq, and John McCain will keep the fires of war going!

    ~~ OEJ

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22916

      #3
      Re: Tributes to John McCain

      Emotional, very emotional.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • papparat
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 141

        #4
        Re: Tributes to John McCain

        His Super Sunglasses

        I wish I had a pair !



        Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Tributes to John McCain

          Oh, I thought this was going to be a thread where people could suggest appropriate ways to pay tribute to John McCain. I'd think slicing the foreskins off 200 dead towelheads would be a pleasingly Biblical way to do so. (Or 2000, to allow for inflation.) You could go for gook foreskins to be even more appropriate, but it'd be a pretty fiddly job. You'd probably need a magnifying glass or something.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: Tributes to John McCain



            I Hope Brother McCain isn't going for the "Steve Martin" look. Everybody knows Steve Martin isn't funny any more
            Last edited by SUV; 08-04-2008, 12:41 PM.

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            • papparat
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 141

              #7
              Re: Tributes to John McCain

              I think he wears them to help keep his "face" on. It hides the terrors he suffered for all our sakes, all those years ago when he was kept prisoner by slant eyed fiends.

              Come the day soon, when all will be revealed in HIS Holy Name



              Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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              • H. Montague Worthington
                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2716

                #8
                Re: Tributes to John McCain

                We are all very lucky to live in a country that will soon be led by John McCain.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Tributes to John McCain

                  I'm told that Toby Keith wrote the song "Beer for my Horses" as a tribute to John McCains Christian approach to Law and Order.

                  I can't wait for November to get here, when that Obama boy can go back to pimping or whatever he does and get off my TV screen!

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • H. Montague Worthington
                    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2716

                    #10
                    Re: Tributes to John McCain

                    So Barack Hussein Obama thinks that inflating our tires to the proper pressure is going to solve America's energy crisis.... Ha! John McCain has shown brilliant leadership on this issue. And the answer is simple... DRILL! RIGHT NOW!

                    To show my solidarity with Godly Senator John McCain and my disgust with communist Mooslim Barack Hussein Obama, I just went outside and slashed my tires. Take THAT, liberals!

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