Kerry breaks his leg!

[Jack Glass]

So many conflicting emotions.

John Kerry had previously undergone 2 hip replacement operations and now this.

I think I know why...

Job 15:20 The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days, and the number of years is hidden to the oppressor.

Job 33:19 He is chastened also with pain upon his bed, and the multitude of his bones with strong pain

I don't like France, but it's going up in my estimation.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/secretary-state-john-kerry-breaks-leg-bike-accident/story?id=31423999

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

Mr. Glass,

Wonderful news and a well-motivated twist of plot orchestrated by Jesus, no doubt! But I'm afraid Mr. Kerry won't understand the warnings of Jesus and will just go on his atheist business as usual.

A word of warning, though! Do not visit France. They are a nation that destroys pious True Christians™ as eagerly as heathen unbelievers. I KNOW!

God also knows:

Exodus 8:4
And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.

We get better freedom fries at home than in Godless France.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

Perhaps this is his punishment for his liberal policies, which turn people away from God, as well as being a member of the Skull and Bones occult group.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

It is this sanctimonious, holier than thou, "I'm curing global warming and telling you you need exercise" attitude that any single one of the people of the world will tell you is so much hot air. Dear me! Why would anyone think that God did not know Kerry was an asshole?

Is not this broken leg a small ironic jest of reproof from the Almighty and more proof of Him through His Works?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

I don't understand why, when he broke his leg in France, they flew him to Sweden for treatment. Is this another example of the Obama administration's obsession with socialist medicine?

He has inadvertently done me a big favor, though, as the boys were getting underfoot this afternoon until my dear husband told them the story as a warning against unGodly behavior. They immediately rushed out to play at "cycling like Kerry" in the pouring rain. They're covered in mud, the Band-Aid box is empty and one of the bikes is a write-off, but at least I was able to get the baking done in peace.

I don't think Proverbs 17:5 applies to misfortunes that befall democrats, does it?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

A prescient warning unheeded. Yet another reason not to ride a bicycle, nor vote for Joe Biden. So unpresidential.

Trump expressed concern for President Joe Biden after he fell off his bicycle: 'I hope he's ok'

"I hope he has recovered because, as you know, he fell off his bicycle today," Trump said of Biden while speaking at his American Freedom Tour in Memphis, Tennessee, on Saturday.
"No, I'm serious. I hope he's okay. He fell off a bicycle," Trump said after the crowd responded with laughter.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

While I'm disappointed that John Kerry isn't suffering from a broken leg right now, I am once more impressed by Trump's statesmanlike conduct. What a genuine and heartfelt expression of compassion and goodwill towards "President" Biden.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

I am once more impressed by Trump's statesmanlike conduct. What a genuine and heartfelt expression of compassion and goodwill towards "President" Biden.

I would not be surprised if President Trump sends him a get well card. This guy Trump has a big heart.

Biden's bicycling in around the beach. Trump is more the high risk road-racing kind of guy.

[Didymus Much]

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...Trump is more the high risk road-racing kind of guy.

I'd pay to see that have someone I don't like watch that.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

I would not be surprised if President Trump sends him a get well card. This guy Trump has a big heart.

I heard on Fox News that Mr. Trump sent more than that - he sent a gift valued by some at hundreds of dollars.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Kerry breaks his leg!

While I'm disappointed that John Kerry isn't suffering from a broken leg right now, I am once more impressed by Trump's statesmanlike conduct. What a genuine and heartfelt expression of compassion and goodwill towards "President" Biden.

We can safely say that John Kerry, married to Teresa Heinz (heir to the Heinz Ketchup fortune), is both a vegetable and a fruit.