[Johny Joe Hold]

Now that President Trump is pardoning people for state crimes, I wonder if he'd issue a pardon to me for those totally fake news pandering convictions that arose that time I tried to get Sen. Larry Craig's autograph by tapping my shoe in the men's room stall next to his.

Thank you remembering Larry, Brother Dnow. So many have forgotten the injustice done to a politician who stood firmly against homer marriage and homerism in general. Law enforcement should focus on real crimes instead of tapping the toes of straight men in the Minneapolis airport. Larry's wide stance caused his foot to goes under the stall barrier. President Trump needs to issue a pardon right now.

[Johny Joe Hold]

What liberals are doing to President Trump's product marketing just burns me up. The President issued various coins and even Melania issued one. Many God fearing good people invested in these coins because the President advised them to do so. They were worth billions.

Now liberals have driven down the trading value of some by 88% and of Malonia's by 99%. They have driven down the value of stock in the President's social media company. Liberals should be ashamed of themselves. Their sins will be noted when they are dead and looking at eternity.

Early bets on Trump 2.0 now crashing across the board

[Johny Joe Hold]

Things are going so well for President Trump. Today there were terrible poll numbers. This sets him up to win big. People forget how bad it looked for him in 2016. "Terrible politician, terrible polls." He won. Let's recall 2024. Same thing. Trump wins big. The worse the press and poll numbers the more it means he is on top of his game. He will be our President for the next eight years at least.

Devastating new poll shows Trump underwater by 23 points — and a whopping 43 points with independents

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The thing about polls is that they're like private jets. If you miss one, then... well, you can't miss one that's the point. It's yours. You fire the pilot and get another one. In the meantime you can call a friend and borrow his private jet with some girls on board.