Bernie Sanders Will Be President!

[I Man Rastafari]

I am very sorry that I have not had time to come to fellowship with my good white friends here at Landover these last few weeks. I have been working hard for Senator Bernie Sanders so that he will be the President of Babylon.


Now we have received wonderful news. Hillary Clinton has been revealed by the government investigation to be a criminal and guilty of a cover up as well. I myself was not very impressed with this news when I first heard it because it is well known that all politicians in Babylon are criminals and so the news was not that interesting. But Senator Sanders says this is very important. He says that she will now lose the support of the party bosses and there is no one else so the democratic nomination will go to Senator Sanders. That means he will be elected President of Babylon.


This fantastic news means that the people will rule and everything that is necessary will be free. I myself will be an important figure in the new government. I will invite all of my white friends to the big party when Bernie is inaugurated. When you come can you bring the dip? I like the seven layer kind but you can bring any kind you want.

[Des]

Re: Bernie Sanders Will Be President!

I am very sorry that I have not had time to come to fellowship with my good white friends here at Landover these last few weeks. I have been working hard for Senator Bernie Sanders so that he will be the President of Babylon.


Now we have received wonderful news. Hillary Clinton has been revealed by the government investigation to be a criminal and guilty of a cover up as well. I myself was not very impressed with this news when I first heard it because it is well known that all politicians in Babylon are criminals and so the news was not that interesting. But Senator Sanders says this is very important. He says that she will now lose the support of the party bosses and there is no one else so the democratic nomination will go to Senator Sanders. That means he will be elected President of Babylon.


This fantastic news means that the people will rule and everything that is necessary will be free. I myself will be an important figure in the new government. I will invite all of my white friends to the big party when Bernie is inaugurated. When you come can you bring the dip? I like the seven layer kind but you can bring any kind you want.

There is so much wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.

Firstly, your knowledge of geography is insanely bad. Babylon is in the middle east, over near Syria. Sanders is running, poorly, in America, not the middle east.

Secondly, there is absolutely no way that Democratic America will elect a deadbeat freeloading hippie Communist like Sanders. Those good for nothing mendicant basement dwellers of the Occupy movement aren't old enough to vote yet. All they are able to do at the moment is screech like idiots and get pepper sprayed at Trump campaigns before slinking back to the caves beneath their parents homes and playing World of Warcraft for another 380 marathon hours.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bernie Sanders Will Be President!

Sanders is a godless, socialist parody of Jesus, he will be crucified by the voters but there will be no Salvation for the wicked and feckless Demoncrats who are all too good at spending other people's money.

M't:25:30

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Bernie Sanders Will Be President!

I have been working hard for Senator Bernie Sanders so that he will be the President of Babylon. ... nomination will go to Senator Sanders. That means he will be elected President of Babylon.

I can understand why you might think that when Hillary goes to jail it might mean Sanders will do well running for President.

Here is why Sanders will not beat Donald Trump: Sanders' only campaign gimmick has been free tuition. It has worked for him so far. He has turned our millions of college student voters.

Donald, however, knows how to take those students away from Sanders and harvest their votes for himself.

Donald Trump will offer free tuition PLUS free beer to college students.

Once he does that, no more Students For Sanders.