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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #31
    Re: Obama Picks Biden

    Originally posted by BibleBeliever View Post
    Williams Jennings Bryan? 3 time Democratic nominee, whom the pro-slavery Democratic Party just chucked aside for its heathenism.
    I'll take that as an insult to my proud heritage, especially my ancestor's commitment to wiping out Darwinism and helping to convict that nemesis Scopes for teaching evolution.

    You also don't know your history of the Demoncratic party (particularly the Jeffersonian and Jacksonian Democrats), which indeed defended Biblically justified slavery. Even the present day Demoncrat Obama knows that the Bible (KJV1611) permits slavery (WARNING: This video of Obamination mocks the Bible):



    We are proud here at Landover for having a hand at destroying the present day Demoncrats (the LIEbrals). Their reputation (as "LIEbrals") has been damaged so completely that they are now starting to call themselves "Progressives".
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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    • Remy Lebeau
      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2058

      #32
      Re: Obama Picks Biden

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      Because of their shared pro-abort position, Catholics cannot vote for the Obama-Biden ticket under penalty of excommunication.

      How would you know how anyone votes? Is there some catlick conspiracy afoot that allows you to tamper with the votes?

      See-we're on your side there!
      On the surface it would appear that way, but in all honesty your anti-Christ pope just wants those fetuses to mature so that he and his demons priests can someday bugger them.
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      • Remy Lebeau
        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2058

        #33
        Re: Obama Picks Biden

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        I'll take that as an insult to my proud heritage, especially my ancestor's commitment to wiping out Darwinism and helping to convict that nemesis Scopes for teaching evolution.

        You also don't know your history of the Demoncratic party (particularly the Jeffersonian and Jacksonian Democrats), which indeed defended Biblically justified slavery. Even the present day Demoncrat Obama knows that the Bible (KJV1611) permits slavery (WARNING: This video of Obamination mocks the Bible):



        We are proud here at Landover for having a hand at destroying the present day Demoncrats (the LIEbrals). Their reputation (as "LIEbrals") has been damaged so completely that they are now starting to call themselves "Progressives".
        Great. So not only is he a secret islamozoid, but he's a secret secular humanist as well.
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        • Father Thomas Martin
          Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
          • Jul 2007
          • 1015

          #34
          Re: Obama Picks Biden

          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
          On the surface it would appear that way, but in all honesty your anti-Christ pope just wants those fetuses to mature so that he and his demons priests can someday bugger them.
          No, it's just the minute they cast that ticket on a vote, they incur a laetae senitae excommunication (meaning it happens if you do that)
          ACTS 5:29

          But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
          There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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          • Remy Lebeau
            LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
            President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
            Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2058

            #35
            Re: Obama Picks Biden

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            No, it's just the minute they cast that ticket on a vote, they incur a laetae senitae excommunication (meaning it happens if you do that)

            What is that? A tooth fairy penalty?

            Your victims don't even believe in the Bible and you think your victims will believe in some magic excommunication that nobody else knows anything about?
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            Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
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            Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
            Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
            Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015

              #36
              Re: Obama Picks Biden

              Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
              What is that? A tooth fairy penalty?

              Your victims don't even believe in the Bible and you think your victims will believe in some magic excommunication that nobody else knows anything about?
              HOW DARE YOU DENY THE POWER OF GOD???!!!

              And I see you've backed out of our scheduled debate-Care to reschedule, or are you a coward?
              ACTS 5:29

              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #37
                Re: Obama Picks Biden

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                No, it's just the minute they cast that ticket on a vote, they incur a laetae senitae excommunication (meaning it happens if you do that)
                What – are you cathylicks are now buying espresso machines and going upscale for your bingo nights? Or did you strike a franchise deal with Starbucks to sell your wafers?

                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22899

                  #38
                  Re: Obama Picks Biden

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  HOW DARE YOU DENY THE POWER OF GOD???!!!
                  I think that being as Brother Remy is commenting on the satanic practises of the Mother of Whoredoms.

                  And I see you've backed out of our scheduled debate-Care to reschedule, or are you a coward?
                  If I know Brother Remy, he is probably recovering from your onslaught of stupidity - he expects a better argument.
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                  • Marshall
                    Righteous and Patriotic
                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3330

                    #39
                    Re: Obama Picks Biden

                    After Jesus removes Homobama from office(one way or another) that leaves Joe Bidladen and Nancy Peloser as the #1 and #2 in charge.
                    Osamba and Biden are the #1 and #3 most Liberal Senators according to Jesus and that means no more guns, no more God, no more bank accounts, no more private property, no more family values or morality...all these things will fall and disappear under a strict Socialist/Liberal/Atheist/Muslim government.
                    When hippies run the country we will be open to nuclear attack by the Communist Muslims we are currently confining to the polyp nations of the planets anus, the Godless and Satanic Middle East. Once they have their choice in our WHITEhouse it will only be a matter of time before Homobama and his henchman Joe Biden weakens America to the point that Sharia Law is the only law and Jesus is a memory and Christians are extinct.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #40
                      Re: Obama Picks Biden

                      When I view the title of this thread out of the corner of my eye, I see Osama bin Laden. I wonder if that means something. I think it does.

                      Here, you try it. Turn your head away and look at the the text below this paragraph out of the corner of your eye:

                      Obama Picks Biden

                      Creepy, isn't it?

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
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                      • WilliamJenningsBryan
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 9384

                        #41
                        Re: Obama Picks Biden

                        Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                        When I view the title of this thread out of the corner of my eye, I see Osama bin Laden. I wonder if that means something. I think it does.

                        Here, you try it. Turn your head away and look at the the text below this paragraph out of the corner of your eye:

                        Obama Picks Biden

                        Creepy, isn't it?

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Indeed Pastor, I saw something similar, but it was Obama Biden Laden.
                        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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