I can’t see what the fuss is about the alleged plagiarizing of Michelle Obama’s speech by the charming and delightful Melanoma Trump. I plagiarize the Bible daily, and nobody save a few irredeemable sinners have any objection, and they don't count.
Of course, I do it with the Word of God – everyone knows that, so if you ever listen to Michelle Obama, (but why would you?) you would know that too – so where’s the big deal?
Now I don’t listen to this sort of “celebrity gossip” myself – I’m a man – but women do it all the time and they pick up on little phrases and saying without the faintest idea of where they come from – and why should they know such things? I caught Mrs Bathfire the other day spouting a piece about how we should look favorably on eugenics but I never accused her of “plagiarism” even though most of it was taken word for word from Francis Dalton himself.
Is any teacher to be accused of “plagiarism” because they tell us what someone said, or set questions on “Who said what?”
Look – this is a woman’s matter! Men should not even be discussing it! If Melanoma Trump said something like “Lawdy! Lawdy! Massah boss, yo shure do look fine!” of The Donald, then it would be no less true than when Obama’s squaw says it. If Melanoma wants some seafood, is she forbidden to say “Whe’s ma skrimps!?” Of course not – what is sauce for the gander is sauce for the … er… other gander.
Is Michelle Obama to be accused of “plagiarism” if she uses any word that Melanoma uses? (Well in her case, it probably would be, as we all know them Mammas have little imagination but that's not the point!)
Naturally, we accept that there’s a problem with Melanoma Trump – she’s foreign, and was not Solomon criticised for having “foreign wives”? [Yes, he was see 1Ki:11:8: And likewise did he for all his strange wives, which burnt incense and sacrificed unto their gods.] But Solomon and The Donald have so much in common, and in the same way that God made Solomon a great and wise Patriarch, so we see God’s design for Donald Trump.
CONCLUSION
Melanoma’s alleged plagiarism is, in fact, a sign that Donald Trump is God’s candidate.
Of course, I do it with the Word of God – everyone knows that, so if you ever listen to Michelle Obama, (but why would you?) you would know that too – so where’s the big deal?
Now I don’t listen to this sort of “celebrity gossip” myself – I’m a man – but women do it all the time and they pick up on little phrases and saying without the faintest idea of where they come from – and why should they know such things? I caught Mrs Bathfire the other day spouting a piece about how we should look favorably on eugenics but I never accused her of “plagiarism” even though most of it was taken word for word from Francis Dalton himself.
Is any teacher to be accused of “plagiarism” because they tell us what someone said, or set questions on “Who said what?”
Look – this is a woman’s matter! Men should not even be discussing it! If Melanoma Trump said something like “Lawdy! Lawdy! Massah boss, yo shure do look fine!” of The Donald, then it would be no less true than when Obama’s squaw says it. If Melanoma wants some seafood, is she forbidden to say “Whe’s ma skrimps!?” Of course not – what is sauce for the gander is sauce for the … er… other gander.
Is Michelle Obama to be accused of “plagiarism” if she uses any word that Melanoma uses? (Well in her case, it probably would be, as we all know them Mammas have little imagination but that's not the point!)
Naturally, we accept that there’s a problem with Melanoma Trump – she’s foreign, and was not Solomon criticised for having “foreign wives”? [Yes, he was see 1Ki:11:8: And likewise did he for all his strange wives, which burnt incense and sacrificed unto their gods.] But Solomon and The Donald have so much in common, and in the same way that God made Solomon a great and wise Patriarch, so we see God’s design for Donald Trump.
CONCLUSION
Melanoma’s alleged plagiarism is, in fact, a sign that Donald Trump is God’s candidate.
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