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Praise Sarah Palin and Praise her daughter 'Bristol'. Well - maybe the child was conceived out of wedlock, but it sure as hell is going to be born in wedlock!
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The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL -
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I suspect Levi Johnston could be indicted for statutory rape. Whose responsibility is it to bring charges? From his pics he looks a bit thuggish. Wonder how he plans to support her--illegal salmon fishing perhaps?
ok. here's the answer in terms of the alaskan law...
The age of consent is defined as 16 years old, according to Alaska statutory rape laws. If a person who is at least 18 years old engages in sexual activity with a person who is 16 years old or younger, he or she will be charged with sexual abuse of a minor in the first degree. This charge is a felony in Alaska. And remember, it does not matter if you did not force or threaten the other person into performing this sexual act with you. It is still a crime under Alaska statutory rape laws.
Any person who is 16 years old or older who has sexual intercourse with a minor who is 13-, 14-, or 15-years-old will be charged with sexual abuse of a minor in the second degree. Again, this charge is also a felony.
You can also be charged with a felony – sexual abuse in the third degree – if you are at least 16 years old and you have sex with anyone who is age 13-15, or if the person is a minor at least three years younger than you. In addition, Alaska statutory rape laws declare that anyone who is 18 years old or older who has sex with a person who is 16 or 17, or who is at least three years younger than the offender, can be charged with sexual abuse in the third degree. This is also a felony.
so, the boyfriend/soon to be husband could be charged sexual abuse in the third degree. a felony.
my guess, and i'm calling it here first, is that the 'they're going to get married' angle is as much to protect the young man against the inevitable calls for his arrest as it is because the two are 'meant to be'....
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From his name he sounds a bit Yiddish, so I don't think money will be a problem. Bearing responsibility for the murder of Christ, on the other hand...Originally posted by Roberta View PostI suspect Levi Johnston could be indicted for statutory rape. Whose responsibility is it to bring charges? From his pics he looks a bit thuggish. Wonder how he plans to support her--illegal salmon fishing perhaps?
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So basically our VP is married to a half-breed injun and will have a Kike as a son in law? I've a feeling I know how GOP HQ will take this...Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostFrom his name he sounds a bit Yiddish, so I don't think money will be a problem. Bearing responsibility for the murder of Christ, on the other hand...sigpic
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Brother Guy, can a bastard be a soldier for Christ?Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
Perhaps Landover and North Salem Baptist disagree on an issue of doctrine. I'd certainly be sad to hear such news! Let me tell you a story:
Here at North Salem, we had a young lady -- and I use the term loosely, much like her morals -- who chose to seduce and fornicate with a fine, upstanding Christian doctor in town. We have no reason to doubt his claim that she came to his house while his wife and children were visiting the wife's sister. We firmly believe that the litle harlot drugged him, tied him up, and forced him to take Viagra so she could use him as her plaything.
Where they learn these things at fourteen, I've no idea. Probably from the hippity-hop on the MTV, filthy "soap operas", and the video games. Disgusting.
Long story short, she got pregnant and claimed HE had assaulted HER
and tried to have him arrested for statutory rape, sexual assault, etc.
After she served her three-month sentence for filing a false police report, she tried to return to church. Naturally, we expelled her, and told her that neither she nor her child, nor any of their descendants, could ever return. For it is written,Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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In the same way that a Sinner may repent and achieve Salvation, any child born in wedlock is not a bastard, even if the fonicatorous conception of said bastard occurred while its underrage parents were bumping their ugly parts together in a blasphemous, illegal, sweaty, gasping, fevered adolescent mockery of the sacred act of procreation. I would question the right of the daughter to wear a white wedding dress, however, and discourage the ceremony from taking place inside an actual 'Church'. I would go so far as to make the child a ward of the state , as its parents have exhibited none of the Godly qualities we desirein parents. Unless the child is a retard, in which case they deserve everything they get. I hope it is a retard baby, and still needs to have its arse cleaned when its 45 years old and still living with its parents. That should serve as a warning to others who would seek the same path as Palins daughter.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostThe devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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GLORY!!
Your inspiring post sparked my wife Delores to play "Onward Christian Soldiers" on our spinnet organ!!Comment
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Apparently, being born out of wedlock, which is never the child's fault, is somehow worse than being a mass murderer.Comment
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are you aware of the distinction between 'murderer' and 'killer'?Originally posted by The_Arizonan View Post
In many circumstances , mass 'killings' in the name of the Lord are perfectly acceptable, whereas being born out of wedlock NEVER is. And before you try and get smart, Mary was married - to Joseph, not God, but Jesus was born IN WEDLOCK so don't try that angle Mr Smartypants.The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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I'm not trying to be a smartass.
Maybe I'm getting the wrong message, but is being born out of wedlock something "uneraseable" (for lack of a better term in the context of sinning)?Comment
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well yes. You can't change the past. However , even though that bastard child may never enter the congregation of the Lord (Deuteronomy 22:2-3), the child can atone for its lifestyle choice by living a Godly life. After that, however, its down to the fiery furnace and the lake of fire for all eternity.Originally posted by The_Arizonan View PostThe devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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That's pretty depressing.Originally posted by Brother Guy View PostComment
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I suggest you never put the curse of bastardization upon any of your own seed, then.Originally posted by The_Arizonan View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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Well, usually. It all depends on whether the mass-murdering is done in Jesus' Name or not.Originally posted by The_Arizonan View PostComment
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