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Well, I've had it. I have to tell you that, first off, it was our lovely Bristol Palin who was inconveniently raped into pregnancy at the moose-like insistence of that slack-jawed knuckle-dragger, Levi Johnston (who's only recently experienced Jesus and accepted training in the finer points of Republican public service). And NOW -- Jesus, forgive me for even repeating this vile FACT-- we've learned that our Godly Vice President Sarah, herself, succumbed to the come-hither winks and nods of failed Wasilla businessman -- and life-long Democrat -- Brad Hanson. That loser actually thought he was worthy of inserting his ideology into Sarah's agenda. As if.
But, I've had enough.
The Palin girls are NOT open season for anyone with a titer of testosterone flowing through their bloodstream. No. The Palin girls (from the younguns on up to Sarah herself) are chaste, lovely ladies who only ask for your respectful obedience and strict attention to their needs. Give the ladies that, and they’ll reward your attentions as the Lord God Himself has deemed appropriate, "By long forbearing is a prince persuaded, and a soft tongue breaketh the bone (Proverbs 18:1)" It certainly doesn’t get any more Alaskan than that.
Now, stop this gossip about the Palins being easy game.
But, I've had enough.
The Palin girls are NOT open season for anyone with a titer of testosterone flowing through their bloodstream. No. The Palin girls (from the younguns on up to Sarah herself) are chaste, lovely ladies who only ask for your respectful obedience and strict attention to their needs. Give the ladies that, and they’ll reward your attentions as the Lord God Himself has deemed appropriate, "By long forbearing is a prince persuaded, and a soft tongue breaketh the bone (Proverbs 18:1)" It certainly doesn’t get any more Alaskan than that.
Now, stop this gossip about the Palins being easy game.
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