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  • Breaking News: OBAMA ADMITS HE'S A MUSLIM

    It's finally happened. Hussein has slipped up and admitted what every Republican knows: that he worships the demon pedophile Muhammad and rejects Christ. We all knew this day would come—thank God it happened before John McCain called him a ni the election and not after. Now the truth is laid bare before all of America!

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    Re: Breaking News: OBAMA ADMITS HE'S A MUSLIM

    Well, well, well, if that doesn’t give it all away – there he is, sitting comfortably in the barn he calls a home and it slips out in an unguarded moment. One wonders what other surprises he has in store! Sharia Law? Surrender to the Iraqians? No beer? Amputation for various crimes? A amnesty for Osama bin Laden? The mind boggles and women and children cower in terror!

    Sister Virginia, you have done the USA, God and GOP a service!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      Re: Breaking News: OBAMA ADMITS HE'S A MUSLIM

      Notice, the liebral joo media interviewer had to feed him his line after Osambo strayed from the script.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: Breaking News: OBAMA ADMITS HE'S A MUSLIM

        Hmm, tough choice. The Muslim-Commie ticket, or the War Hero-Christian Reconstructionist ticket.



        Let me think on that for a bit.

        I KNOW!

        McCain-Palin 2008!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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