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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12879

    #1

    Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

    I was elated to read that the beautiful Michele Bachmann is praying about running for Al Franken's seat in the U. S. Senate. What wonderful thing it would be for we True Christians™ to see this Godly woman enter the halls of power in Washington.

    It would be great for her husband also. He left the sodomites to start an sodomite cure-through-prayer center. With her in DC it could help the family business.






    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

    She is an inspiration for all True Christian™ women, an enemy of the elite, and close, personal friend of ! She has my vote/s!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2266

      #3
      Re: Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

      I see Bachmann as the exception to God's rule that women should not be in authority over men. She has earned this special place due to her commitment to the teachings of Christ Jesus and her honesty in performing her duties as a woman, wife, and politician. I would shout GLORY all day if she replaces the heathen who has disgraced the poor Minnesotans for the last several years.

      Let's all pray a hedge of protection over her, since the liberal demoncrats will be pushing for another demoncrat to take the office. With Minnesota, there's just no telling how the vote will go so it's time to start bombarding heaven with our earnest and fervent prayers.

      Praise God for such a perfect example of womanhood. Brains and beauty AND saved, sanctified, filled with the Holy Ghost. Hallelujah!
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12879

        #4
        Re: Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

        Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
        Praise God for such a perfect example of womanhood. Brains and beauty AND saved, sanctified, filled with the Holy Ghost. Hallelujah!
        Good observations about Michele, Brother Larry.

        We should not forget, with Michele we get two for one. Along with her we get husband Marcus, a hero in his own right. Marcus has related how men get confused about their sexual orientation early in their lives. It is evident he himself was tempted by Satan's sodomy but defeated it for Jesus. GLORY!!.

        What more powerful testimony could we have in the Senate then Michele bragging about how Jesus stopped her husband from a life of Sodomy. The only thing more powerful is when our pastors and members here at LBC tell us their stories of victory over this demon.

        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22899

          #5
          Re: Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

          I think the broad sweep and inspirationally fresh look that Michele Bachmann brings to America is what makes her such a great politician. Her words will go down in history.
          I remember being present as she spoke these words ata presidential campaign event in Florida2011 about that year’s East Coast earthquake and hurricane:
          "I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to Me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending."
          You will note how Michele knows God does not want money frittered away on relief efforts – God did not send “Relief Efforts" to Sodom and Gomorrah, did He? No! He inspired Lot to leave and start a new business with his daughters - Republicans mean business!

          And then there is the Michele Bachmann who manages to sum up an entire political ethos in a few words: At the CPAC conference, March 2014, she said of her Tea Party
          "Our movement at its core is an intellectual movement."

          And what is the Bible – indeed what is God – if not “intellectual"?

          She is strong on the economy, her insightful view in January 2005, for solving the unemployment problem was
          "If we took away the minimum wage -- if conceivably it was gone -- we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level."
          And I know she stands by that.

          Her heritage is straight from Senator Joe himself: Sometime in 2008 she hit another nail on the head:
          "I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?"
          You can hear it now, can’t you, as Demoncrat after Demoncrat is dragged into the House and asked: “Are you now, or have you ever been Anti-American?” – Listen to those Commies reply “I plead the 5th!”

          With her scientific knowledge, Global Warming Hippies are soon dismissed. From 2009, her very words were
          "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."
          And she gives a new twist to history, while speaking at an Iowan's for Tax Relief event in January 2011:
          "But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States. ... I think it is high time that we recognize the contribution of our forebears who worked tirelessly -- men like John Quincy Adams, who would not rest until slavery was extinguished in the country."
          Yes, yes… we know The Founding Fathers did not work to end slavery, and John Quincy Adams was not one of the Founding Fathers, but if he had have been, he would have done. She sees the good in people.

          I’m right behind her.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • BrotherLarry
            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2266

            #6
            Re: Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

            Brother Bathfire,

            I was leaping and praising GOD as I read your post, reminding us of the true stateswoman Bachmann is. I happened to think of the time she wished Elvis a happy birthday even though it was actually the day he died. Many made fun of her for this.

            Instead, we should take it as Michele meant it: she was thinking of LIFE, the eternal life into which Elvis passed on the day he died. Only a Christian would see the day of death as a birthday. Praise God!

            Indeed, as a senator, Mrs. Bachmann would be an example of what it means to be a Christian. As our dear Brother Mayor Hold mentioned, she would also help root out and rid our world of homers, those vile serpents who wander the world hoping to end hetero marriage (horrors!) and seductify our youth with their white vans and candy. Oh, please, Michele - please hear the voice of our LORD whispering for you to pursue this office. We need people like you to exemplify followers of Christ for the rest of the world.
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22899

              #7
              Re: Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

              Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
              Brother Bathfire,

              I was leaping and praising GOD as I read your post, reminding us of the true stateswoman Bachmann is. I happened to think of the time she wished Elvis a happy birthday even though it was actually the day he died. Many made fun of her for this.
              I had forgotten that one, but, yes, you are right when you say
              Instead, we should take it as Michele meant it: she was thinking of LIFE, the eternal life into which Elvis passed on the day he died. Only a Christian would see the day of death as a birthday. Praise God!
              Through Jesus Christ, we Christians know that Death has been defeated and that death is simply a new life.

              As an example, you must have heard many Pastors say "Suffering is joy" and "Hunger is being full" and "Desperate poverty is riches" and all those other contradictions to which the congregation says "What?" but nevertheless, with their faith, accept this as true, and see the clever logic that has been employed.

              It makes complete sense, doesn't it?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14534

                #8
                Re: Michele Bachmann ® MN for U. S. Senate. Win one for Jesus.

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                She does have nice eyes.

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