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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

    The mere idea that Braack Saddamhussein Osambo may become President is giving our economy the jitters.

    From The Washington False Christian Post:

    Federal Shortfall To Double This Year
    Next President To Inherit Deficit Of $500 Billion


    A weak economy and a sharp increase in government spending will drive the federal budget deficit to a near-record $407 billion when the budget year ends later this month, and the next president is likely to face a shortfall in January of well over $500 billion, congressional budget analysts said yesterday.
    Fellow prayer warriors, if you don't want any more of such fiscal irresponsibility by demon-cretins, get into your prayer closets and ask Jesus to guide the Supreme Court to pick McCain as our next President. We know it's God's will, but Jesus did tell us to pray to the Father that His will be done.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

    Isn't that the total amount of the Bear-Stearns/Fannie Mae-mac bailout? Other than that, the economy is on an even keel. Who's worried?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22929

      #3
      Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

      I've just looked at those figures, if the debt is $500,000,000,000 and there are 300,000,000 citizens, that's $5000/3, which is only $1,666.66 each. I'm sure this is less than most of us tithe.

      Proof again of the fiscal prudence of GWB.

      Vote McCain!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • thurman
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Sep 2008
        • 12

        #4
        Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        The mere idea that Braack Saddamhussein Osambo may become President is giving our economy the jitters.
        That just shows that you are a ignorant nothing-knowing racist most who most likely would like slavery be brought back.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22929

          #5
          Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

          Originally posted by thurman View Post
          That just shows that you are a ignorant nothing-knowing racist most who most likely would like slavery be brought back.
          Slavery is approved by God Himself - no True Christian could deny the benefits that it brought to the jigaboo and his multitude of descendants. Crime would be reduced, unemployment solved, the economy boosted, etc.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

            Originally posted by thurman View Post
            That just shows that you are a ignorant nothing-knowing racist most who most likely would like slavery be brought back.
            The Old and New Testaments, which are God's Word, both approve of slavery. Are you calling the Almighty an ignorant know-nothing racist?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • LIBERTYINCHRIST
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 28

              #7
              Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              The Old and New Testaments, which are God's Word, both approve of slavery. Are you calling the Almighty an ignorant know-nothing racist?
              why have i been considerd as unsaved trash who is the one who judges that i have'nt said anything that wasn't true?

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

                Originally posted by LIBERTYINCHRIST View Post
                why have i been considerd as unsaved trash who is the one who judges that i have'nt said anything that wasn't true?
                Everyone who registers on this forum is automatically labeled "unsaved trash, under investigation" until the Department of Faith can determine whether or not you are a True Christian™.

                However, the topic of this thread is not you. The topic also is not, "how badly can the Unsaved Trash mangle the American language?" The topic is how Barack Osama is destroying America. If you would like a thread about which you are the topic, please trot over to the Introductions section and post an introductory thread.

                I wonder, Pastor Peters, whether it's possible that God wishes for Barack Osama to be elected, as the AntiChrist, to bring about Armageddon and the Rapture? It'd certainly explain why the Electoral College numbers are favoring him, even as McCain leads in the popular vote!

                A horrifying possibility, I admit!
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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #9
                  Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

                  By reinstituting slavery, think of all the jobs that would be created right here in America.... You'd have to have Overseers, Auctioneers, Branders, Runaway Hunters, Veterinarians, Chattel Handlers, etc. Manicle and horsewhip manufacturers would have their best sales in decades!!

                  I tell you, the reinstitution of slavery and additional tax cuts for the wealthy would be a boon to the American economy!!

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                  • Buford T Scoggins
                    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 911

                    #10
                    Re: Osambo pre-steals America's prosperity

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    I've just looked at those figures, if the debt is $500,000,000,000 and there are 300,000,000 citizens, that's $5000/3, which is only $1,666.66 each. I'm sure this is less than most of us tithe.

                    Proof again of the fiscal prudence of GWB.

                    Vote McCain!
                    Brother Ezekiel,

                    It's better than that! The $500 billion is only the annual deficit for 2008. The cumulative national debt is an inspiring $10 trillion. So the actual government debt is around $33,000 for every man, woman and child in the USA, and will continue to rise.

                    This is by far the highest per capita debt in the world, which just proves what a great nation the USA is. What other country could borrow so much and not collapse (yet)? Surely, God has granted the US government an unlimited line of credit, so that we may bomb bearded ragheads in the Middle East and send them back to Hell from where they came.

                    Praise Jesus!
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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