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    Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

    When did our distinguished United States Senate Chambers become a place for changing diapers? Liberal Senator Duckworth has become the first U. S. Senator to give birth while in office.

    Why would she do this? For one reason. To get more publicity than President Trump. She is so disappointed her ridicule of the President's deferment due to a bone spur disability has not brought him down. When she tries to compare him to her legs blown off in combat it just make him look even better.

    No doubt Quacking Duckworth will keep on reminding us of President Trump's bone spurs. If she had been a good helicopter pilot, she would taken out that enemy's anti-aircraft guns instead of getting shot down :

    Tammy Duckworth Becomes First Senator To Give Birth In Office
    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/duckworth-is-1st-senator-give-birth-in-office_us_5acba6fde4b07a3485e72f04
    The Iraq War veteran welcomed her second daughter, Maile Pearl, on Monday.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    If she had been a good helicopter pilot, she would taken out that enemy's anti-aircraft guns instead of getting shot down
    Amen! And if she truly loved our country, she would be at home making her husband a decent protein rich dinner instead of wasting her time in the office distracting the menfolk with her cyborg legs.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

      at least she didn't give birth to a baby whale in her office.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
        When did our distinguished United States Senate Chambers become a place for changing diapers? Liberal Senator Duckworth has become the first U. S. Senator to give birth while in office.
        When I read that, I assumed there had been a miracle and a man had given birth!

        I still can't get my head around women being senators - yes, yes, there is Clinton et al, who show some of the less pleasant instincts of women and therefore come to notoriety, but I would find it useful with these "unknowns" if there were a feminine term "Senatorette" or something like that.

        I blame it on the Demoncrats: the present crop all resemble the same creature - a social worker with the body of a spider.

        You see there's a trouble with women: Imagine you have a job to do, say, beating out a fire and you employ a man - obviously the man is going to do the job - a woman, on the other hand will, halfway through, suddenly demand three months off in preparation for having a baby and three months off after having the baby - by that time, the entire State's alight!

        Another thing! When I voted my Senator into his post - I wanted someone who would represent me 24/7 - not someone who is there at their own convenience and sees this as a way of being paid for having some organic life form clinging to their breasts. (Mark my words: there'll be a mewling brat, belching, spewing and creating a stench in the house before long.)

        And what about her brain - not that it matters much for Demoncrats - in pregnancy, a woman's brain shrinks - Now if you've not got much in the first place (and why else would anyone be a Demoncrat?) to lose a little is a bad thing - That woman got voted in by people who thought she was intelligent - She is less intelligent now - there should be a new vote, because that is not the woman who got voted in!

        And she produced a baby! Not a son!

        Surely the End of Days is nigh!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

          And she produced a baby! Not a son!

          Surely the End of Days is nigh!
          I'm surprised that she didn't hatch a duckling.


          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #6
            Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

            So many of God's laws being ignored when it comes to this "woman." Would you find Handmaiden, Mary Etheldreda, Basilissa, or any of the other REAL women in this forum going to a military role instead of serving JESUS and their men at home? NO! And why? Because they love the Lord.


            Would you see them having babies just to collect welfare -which I am sure Duckunworthy will? NO! And why? Because they trust in the Lord to supply all their needs.


            Our Landover women know how to sit down, shut up, clean, cook, and they are perfectly happy with that. And every one of them can shout the glory to Christ just as well as we men can. They may not understand all the intricacies of the Bible, but that's our job as men to interpret the scriptures for the lesser and weaker gender.


            And not one of them is anything to look at, but the LORD GOD doesn't look at the outside. (1 Samuel 16:7) Oh, I hope the LORD will move in our next wave of elections and get rid of uppity females and democrats. (They both act the same anyway)


            I would almost rather see a homer in office than an uppity female.
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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            • #7
              Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

              Disgusting.

              Every time I think of the disgusting Liberalism and outright fraud of the junior senator from Illinois, I'm reminded of another Jigaboo-American who distracted and confused America with ambulatory fakery-- Peg Leg Bates.





              O Lord, what is becoming of this country when part-robot liberals are popping out children after the age of 50?

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              • #8
                Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                Leave it the the liberals to push the limits of decent behavior beyond civility. Senator Quacking Duckworth is now demanding that she have the right to bring this baby Duckworth onto the Senate floor. I'm guessing she wants to strip to the waste and breastfeed.

                Do we taxpayers have to put up with this??

                Just a moment...
                https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/16/tammy-duckworth-senate-newborn-526360
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • #9
                  Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                  Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                  Disgusting.

                  Every time I think of the disgusting Liberalism and outright fraud of the junior senator from Illinois, I'm reminded of another Jigaboo-American who distracted and confused America with ambulatory fakery-- Peg Leg Bates.

                  O Lord, what is becoming of this country when part-robot liberals are popping out children after the age of 50?
                  True, true... one-trick ponies relying on a sympathy vote - no real talent at all.

                  This sort of thing will only encourage poor people to maim themselves or drop babies here, there and everywhere.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                    Leave it the the liberals to push the limits of decent behavior beyond civility. Senator Quacking Duckworth is now demanding that she have the right to bring this baby Duckworth onto the Senate floor. I'm guessing she wants to strip to the waste and breastfeed.

                    Do we taxpayers have to put up with this??

                    https://www.politico.com/story/2018/...newborn-526360
                    If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck - it's a Democrat. Look for Duckworth(less) to apply for Child and Dependent Care Credit, bring Head Start programs to the Senate, along with Child and Adult Care Food Program (CACFP), Family and Child Education (FACE), Social Services Block Grant (SSBG), Commodity Supplemental Food Program (CSFP) Child Nutrition Programs. Child and Adult Care Food Program (CACFP), Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) Farmers' Market Nutrition Program (FMNP).

                    It's time for the voters of Illinois to return the baby duck and the mother back home to be raised properly.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #11
                      Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                      And here's the real reason she had a kid: "Duckworth, whose daughter, Maile Pearl Bowlsbey, arrived April 9, plans to take an unofficial maternity leave."

                      That's right, she wants a nice long vacation on tax payer dime. First class travel, no doubt. Charter flights to her home state, sure. Family members in tow, duh. Expensive luxury hotels - check. A 24/7 security detail, yep. Expensive dining set, you bet.

                      The Democrats are a bunch of grafters. Did anyone even check the silverware after Obama's left the Whitehouse? I would bet there are a lot of spoons missing but THEY are doing a cover-up as usual.
                      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                        And here's the real reason she had a kid: "Duckworth, whose daughter, Maile Pearl Bowlsbey, arrived April 9, plans to take an unofficial maternity leave."

                        That's right, she wants a nice long vacation on tax payer dime. First class travel, no doubt. Charter flights to her home state, sure. Family members in tow, duh. Expensive luxury hotels - check. A 24/7 security detail, yep. Expensive dining set, you bet.

                        The Democrats are a bunch of grafters. Did anyone even check the silverware after Obama's left the Whitehouse? I would bet there are a lot of spoons missing but THEY are doing a cover-up as usual.
                        During the hysteria and unprecedented distraction created by the Trump inauguration ("The largest audience to ever witness an inauguration — period — both in person and around the globe"), I wouldn't be surprised if the Obamas stole the copper piping out of the White House walls to sell for scrap. It's an epidemic sweeping America. Here, just take a look at this article: "Copper theft 'like an epidemic' sweeping US"

                        Access Denied
                        https://www.cnbc.com/id/100917758


                        See the date on that article? July 30, 2013!! During the first year of Obummer's 2nd term.


                        And Obummer's reign of terror in the White House featured many other frightening epidemics:


                        Opiod addiction: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.cb1e7731b033

                        Ebola: https://www.foreignaffairs.com/artic...-ebola-failure

                        Heroin: https://www.forbes.com/sites/cjarlot.../#4da08dbd6d7c

                        Swine flu: https://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/25/u...ics/25flu.html

                        Uppity Negroes: http://time.com/4084113/obama-on-bla...aking-this-up/

                        Distracted Driving: https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov...iving-epidemic

                        Gun Violence: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...f-gun-violence

                        Beards: http://whisper.sh/whisper/0518f3ca60...cial-hair-but-


                        Disgusting....

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                        • #13
                          Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                          Leave it the the liberals to push the limits of decent behavior beyond civility. Senator Quacking Duckworth is now demanding that she have the right to bring this baby Duckworth onto the Senate floor. I'm guessing she wants to strip to the waste and breastfeed.

                          Do we taxpayers have to put up with this??

                          https://www.politico.com/story/2018/...newborn-526360
                          What does she think the Senate is, Coronation Street? That foul place in Manchester overun with the gaywise, harlots and mudslimes?
                          That's where all this belongs, in a soap opera.


                          Jeremiah 2:20-22 makes mention of too much soap:


                          20For of old time I have broken thy yoke, and burst thy bands; and thou saidst, I will not transgress; when upon every high hill and under every green tree thou wanderest, playing the harlot. 21Yet I had planted thee a noble vine, wholly a right seed: how then art thou turned into the degenerate plant of a strange vine unto me? 22For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD.


                          YIC
                          TT
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                            Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                            What does she think the Senate is, Coronation Street? That foul place in Manchester overun with the gaywise, harlots and mudslimes?
                            That's where all this belongs, in a soap opera.
                            YIC
                            TT
                            President Trump is in charge of running the government. If a Senator doesn't show up for work, or disrupts the work place by breast feeding or changing diapers right in the Senate chambers, that Senator should be fired. The President should fire her so the Senate can get its work done.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office

                              There has been talk that Senator Ducky will be "weaponizing" her baby. I don't claim to know exactly what that may mean, but it does seem like the sort of thing that a sneaky Democrat would do.
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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