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Today it has been revealed (in Britain’s only reliable newspaper) that the British ambassador in Washington, Sir KimKardashian Darroch, has been sending very offensive memoranda to his masters (or, in the case of Mrs May, his mistress) in London.
The British Foreign Office (the very un-Diplomatic Service) has not even had the good taste to deny that he wrote those lies! The leak has clearly come from one of their employees, but their attitude seems to be “Oh well, whatever – never mind.”
Needless to say this has caused consternation throughout the mainland, i.e. England. You only have to look at the below-the-line comments! I was particularly impressed by the one which pointed out that the ambassador has no credibility, as he was raised on a council estate – the British equivalent of a housing project. Nobody knows what (or if) the Northern Irish think about it. Who knows if they ever think about anything? The ungrateful Scotch are probably cheering him on. The Welsh can’t even speak Real American™ and can safely be ignored in this, as in everything else.
There will be an inquiry to find out who the perp was. My money is on it being one of Brother President Vladimir’s manyspies employees, men like Burgess, McLean and Philby, who traditionally fund their living expenses by working at the British Foreign Office.
Why would President Putin do this? Well, leaving aside the obvious “because he can”, I would guess it’s because he wants to alert The Donald to the utter, shameless, ungrateful perfidy of the Brits. It also has the benefit of looking like a conspiracy and spreading (in order of severity) terror, suspicion, alarm and despondency throughout England and the lesser parts of the union.
The documents may even have been leaked by Ambassador Darroch himself, in his capacity as a Putin “mole”. After all, he definitely had access to them.Coincidence? I don’t think so! Perhaps he longs to abandon his ghastly wife – a schoolteacher who works outside the home! - and return to his dacha on the Black Sea, where he can dress appropriately to his female name?
My husband has just read this through and for some reason he is laughing. Obviously he knows the whole story, but nevertheless I have his permission to post this.
YiC
Joanna
Today it has been revealed (in Britain’s only reliable newspaper) that the British ambassador in Washington, Sir Kim
'Of the main campaign promises, not an inch of the Wall has been built; the executive orders on travel bans from Muslim countries have been blocked by the state courts; tax reform and the infrastructure package have been pushed into the middle distance; and the repeal and replacement of Obamacare is on a knife edge,' Sir Kim wrote. The Ambassador 'wouldn't bet a tenner' on Trump's health proposals passing through the Senate.
The British Foreign Office (the very un-Diplomatic Service) has not even had the good taste to deny that he wrote those lies! The leak has clearly come from one of their employees, but their attitude seems to be “Oh well, whatever – never mind.”
Needless to say this has caused consternation throughout the mainland, i.e. England. You only have to look at the below-the-line comments! I was particularly impressed by the one which pointed out that the ambassador has no credibility, as he was raised on a council estate – the British equivalent of a housing project. Nobody knows what (or if) the Northern Irish think about it. Who knows if they ever think about anything? The ungrateful Scotch are probably cheering him on. The Welsh can’t even speak Real American™ and can safely be ignored in this, as in everything else.
There will be an inquiry to find out who the perp was. My money is on it being one of Brother President Vladimir’s many
Why would President Putin do this? Well, leaving aside the obvious “because he can”, I would guess it’s because he wants to alert The Donald to the utter, shameless, ungrateful perfidy of the Brits. It also has the benefit of looking like a conspiracy and spreading (in order of severity) terror, suspicion, alarm and despondency throughout England and the lesser parts of the union.
The documents may even have been leaked by Ambassador Darroch himself, in his capacity as a Putin “mole”. After all, he definitely had access to them.Coincidence? I don’t think so! Perhaps he longs to abandon his ghastly wife – a schoolteacher who works outside the home! - and return to his dacha on the Black Sea, where he can dress appropriately to his female name?
My husband has just read this through and for some reason he is laughing. Obviously he knows the whole story, but nevertheless I have his permission to post this.
YiC
Joanna
lost that war because it failed to take control of the airports. I mean, for goodness' sake, that would be the very first thing that any even half-intelligent belligerent nation would do!
When either Boris or Nigel becomes leader of the Conservative Party, it may well happen. Please pray for us.
Britain did not lose the war. Until the diplomatic recognition of the US in the Treaty of Paris in 1783 and certainly in 1776, both sides were British. When the British rebels won the war, they had been fighting the British army. The British won.
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