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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6312
    #1

    Get The Vote Out

    Just a reminder to all Landover Baptist Church members that you need to meet your daily quota of calling minority voters in swing states. Please stay on script!

    Hi, this is (fake name--do NOT use your real name!!) with Biden for America. I'm calling to remind you to vote in this election. If you vote by mail, you should be aware that your voting record can be used by the state and federal governments to check for outstanding warrants, tax underpayments, and immigration issues, so we recommend voting in person on election day, Wednesday, November 4 at the polling place assigned to you.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12606
      #2
      Re: Get The Vote Out

      I think you have a terrific idea there, Brother Dnow. It would be sweet justice if millions of Biden voters woke up on Nov. 4th and learned the elections was yesterday. This kind of misdirection is necessary because the Bidens are so dishonest. In Des Moines yesterday the President reminded people again about how Hunter Biden got appointed to a Board of Director's position in Ukraine. The Russians did not like it. Because of that father Joe Biden should not be President.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8399
          #3
          Re: Get The Vote Out

          This is very good thinking, Brother Dnow. Those of us in Godless Britain remember the commie plot by the Grauniad newspaper to influence the vote in 2004, by encouraging its Limey readers to persecute innocent and Godly American voters in Clark County, Ohio by writing letters urging them to vote for the Demoncrats.

          Responses were mixed, but the result was predictably positive for GWB. My boys have been writing letters to voters in the current Battleground Counties for some weeks now, taking care to make it clear (by poor spelling) that they are Bidenists and signing their letters with names like Ahmed, José and Pawel.

          If there is anything more we can do from here in Britain, please let me know. Hebrews 13:16.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22879
              #4
              Re: Get The Vote Out

              Is the "Socialist Black Women for Biden" flyer still being used? It is effective in white neighborhoods.


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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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