Operation Rapture!

[JennyD]

The Paliban have revealed Sarah Palin's master plan, Operation Rapture, which will bring the Paliban and millions of American Christians to the safe haven of refuge state Alaska shortly before the Apocalypse!

It all sounds so exciting, doesn't it? Big underground cities, and only Christians allowed!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Operation Rapture!

I like the "only Christians" part, but I'm not so sure about the "underground cities" part.

We're people, not rabbits!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Operation Rapture!

I like the "only Christians" part, but I'm not so sure about the "underground cities" part.

We're people, not rabbits!

It reminds me of Watership Down, that book with the talking rabitts, except with Christians!

I hope I get a good warren!

[JennyD]

Re: Operation Rapture!

It reminds me of Watership Down, that book with the talking rabitts, except with Christians!

I hope I get a good warren!

I wonder if Warren Buffett is a Christian? I imagine he could teach us a lot about handling finances in a post-apocalyptic world order!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Operation Rapture!

This would be a great economic stimulus package that would jump start the economy and provide thousands of jobs.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Operation Rapture!

This would be a great economic stimulus package that would jump start the economy and provide thousands of jobs.

The millions needed for tunneling equipment, shovels, and earth removal alone should inject the stimulus needed for our Godly economy's recovery. Praise!!

[SUV]

Re: Operation Rapture!

Well, I know who we won't see at The Rapture for making fun of it:



(not to be confused with)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Operation Rapture!

The millions needed for tunneling equipment, shovels, and earth removal alone should inject the stimulus needed for our Godly economy's recovery. Praise!!

But we have all the plans to hand

[JennyD]

Re: Operation Rapture!

Brothers, you are so right! Imagine the tens of thousands of jobs which could be created for Christians, working in Alaska to build Rapturopolis! (Maybe the name could use some revision.)

New Jerusalem, maybe?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Operation Rapture!

Brothers, you are so right! Imagine the tens of thousands of jobs which could be created for Christians, working in Alaska to build Rapturopolis! (Maybe the name could use some revision.)

New Jerusalem, maybe?

Raptureville

Raptureburg -or- Raptureberg

North Rapturevania

New Raptureton

Raptureland

Rapturetown

Rapturedome

City of Holes

Iceholeia

Lower Alaska

Downthereville

Downthereton

Galveston, since their isn't one anymore.