A credit to their race: Black conservatives

[Dennis Lukes]

Today I'd like to open a discussion about those rare and wonderful folks, black conservatives. These blackskinned Negroes are truly exceptional members of the African race, having managed to free themselves from the shackles of the Democrat plantation. Specifically I'd like to give a shout out to Clarence Thomas. He's a good boy and I'd like to give the old Tom a pat on his fuzzy noggin for what he just done did, helping us finally overturn constitutional abortion. Yes sir, I'd like to order Justice Thomas a big ol' mess of fried chicken, cornbread, black eyed peas, collard greens, and grits as a reward for being such a good boy and making us proud. Of course, there's certainly no constitutional defense of interracial marriage either, so his sinful "marriage" to that patriotic though mannish white woman is going to have to end.

Please feel free to post about other black conservatives (Slave Cabin Republicans?) whom you respect and appreciate.

[WWJDnow]

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There will always be a special place in my heart for Herman Cain. He knew that COVID was a hoax and was willing to put his life on the line to prove it by attending Trump rallies unmasked despite his advanced age. It's sad that the liberal media reported that he died of COVID when the truth is that he died of a broken heart when he saw that the less developed, jungle bunny members of his race remained in the thrall of the Democrat party.

Herman Cain was a black patriot who knew his place was to serve rich, white Republicans, and he did it as well as anyone. If only he'd lived a few years longer, we might have let him become the first black President of the United States.



I wouldn't have wanted my sister to marry him, of course, but I miss Uncle Herman.

[Larry Lee]

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Lordy! There's no finer darky than Uncle Tom Sowell. This accomplished academic with a degree in economics and a lucrative career in syndicated soapboxing has distinguished himself as the WORLD"S leading apologist for slavery. YES!! A pedigreed house nigger who supports slavery – and is trotted out at the finest conservative venues to step and fetch it. Sowell knows the NECESSITY of the black race having had to first pass through the crucible of serving as white men's property before advancing to second-class subservience... of their own making! How Uncle Tom Sowell RAILS against the slovenly refusal of his race to pull themselves up by their Nike Air Maxes... You think I jest, or misrepresent Uncle Tom Sowell's views. I don't. Sowell's self-hate is so profound that he can simultaneously deny systematic racism while championing economic inequality – as an opportunity for the darky to service the white man more slavishly and experience the redemption that Uncle Tom himself found on his deathbed. "I have been a poor fellow; but that's all past and gone, now. I'm right in the door, going into glory! O, Mas'r! Heaven has come!"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Would I be changing the subject I give a "shout-out" (see what I did there?) to African conservatives?

We see lots of moral fiber in Namibia, Uganda, Nigeria, and all over the place.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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What impresses me most about these boys is the way they've transcended the slave-master relationship and become leaders of White men. I mean, not the leader but up there. More like go-to boys when a hoop needs to be jumped through.

Particularly the first one, the judge - Clarence? - impresses me. For his first 30 years he looked uncomfortable in his job, like he knew he didn't belong there among the joo lawyers with their clear 10 point IQ advantage, but he kept his mouth shut and fooled everyone. Smart.

[WWJDnow]

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I hope all of the idiots out there who accuse our church of racism will read this thread and see that we respect--love even--black people who know how to behave properly in our white, Protestant Christian nation.

Never forget that, if we white people hadn't taken it upon ourselves to adopt and civilize the black race, they'd still be in Africa, shoeless and chucking spears at each other. The great black conservatives we're honoring in this thread are a testament to just how well we did that job.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I hope all of the idiots out there who accuse our church of racism will read this thread and see that we respect--love even--black people who know how to behave properly in our white, Protestant Christian nation.

Never forget that, if we white people hadn't taken it upon ourselves to adopt and civilize the black race, they'd still be in Africa, shoeless and chucking spears at each other. The great black conservatives we're honoring in this thread are a testament to just how well we did that job.

Amen, we've even got a few of the Godly, Heaven-bound Republican spooks on this forum. Our dear friend Uncle ̶R̶e̶m̶u̶s̶ Rutherford (if you're lucky enough to be a Freehold resident, you may know him as "the help") is our current token black. He pops his nappy head in here occasionally to give his valued opinion on the news of the day or to make admonitory public service announcements to unruly white trash (his spiritual inferiors, if nothing else).


Rutherford is truly a Negro who takes Ephesians 6:5 and Colossians 3:22 to heart and minds his place. Another one is my own hired hand, Reggie. He performs shoeshines and handyman services around my fine Christian establishment, the Blood of Christ Motel without a word of sass.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Our dear friend Uncle ̶R̶e̶m̶u̶s̶ Rutherford (if you're lucky enough to be a Freehold resident, you may know him as "the help") is our current token black.

I thought our dear ol' Reggie Ramus caught the COVIDs a year or two ago at a Trump rally. Wonderful news that he's still here somewhere, "helping". I heard the Pastor even held back on upgrading the septic system so he could keep his job. Bless.

He pops his nappy head in here occasionally to give his valued opinion on the news of the day or to make admonitory public service announcements

It's truly wonderful there are examples of his type that others like him can look up to. I've heard nary a cuss word nor raised voice from good ol' Reggie Ramus, nor a lick of complaint. That's the kind of positive news story they should show on television, not all those angry folks hollerin' about ho's and crack.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I thought our dear ol' Reggie Ramus caught the COVIDs a year or two ago at a Trump rally. Wonderful news that he's still here somewhere, "helping."

I don't think that was Uncle Rastus would caught "da rona" at a Trump rally, that was Dr. Ben Carson, who unfortunately passed on to the big watermelon patch in the sky after dying of an illness in 2020. Carson was another black friend of the white man.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The antebellum South was a good time for the democrats. There were the Stephen Foster songs, minstrel shows, pastoral fields for the nigras picking cotton, and house nigras to attend to the mint juleps. There was no need for "big government" welfare programs to administer as the nigras had "full employment" - even if they had to occasionally encourage and promote productivity.

Now the story here becomes a bit muddled depending on who you ask. Needless to say, the democrats wanted to preserve their lifestyle and they were the first ones to start the "war" by firing the first shots a Fort Sumter.

Ultimately it was President Lincoln that freed the slaves, and for some period of time there after that nigras became Republicans and voted republican. Indeed, the first nigra members were elected to congress as Republicans. To this day it annoys democrats that Martin Luther King was a registered Republican.

At some point in time the democrats figured out that they could convince the nigras to vote Democrat by promising to give them free watermelon. It's hard to say when the nigras started to become disenchanted with free watermelon - perhaps it can be traced to when the democrats invented avocado toast, but this was dismissed when they started calling these nigras "Uncle Toms".

This all came to a head when there was a confrontation as to whether we should elect the "first" woman president (Hillary) or the "first" nigra president (Obama). The democrats managed to find a nigra who could read a teleprompter and we got Obama. As we found out, Obama turned out to be only half-nigra, and Bill Clinton still retains the title of being called the first nigra President.

Far be it from me to ascertain why some free watermelon eating porch nigras are now deciding to become "racist" Republican voters. The democrats have now decided to eliminate fossil fuels because of "globull warming" - which has driven up gas prices (needed for tractors), so perhaps there will once again be a need for manual cotton pickers in the South.


Not to change the subject here, but has anyone thought of inviting Canada's Justin Trudeau to Freehold's annual Minstrel Shows?

[Larry Lee]

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Not to change the subject here, but has anyone thought of inviting Canada's Justin Trudeau to Freehold's annual Minstrel Shows?

Mr. Trudeau's calendar is fully booked in order for him to offer reconciliation and Fireballs outside of PowWows across Canada.

[Dennis Lukes]

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This may be an unusual choice for such a thread, but I think Malcolm X is underappreciated by conservatives. For much of his career, he quite rightly insisted that blacks and whites could never live with each other in peace and harmony. If only we'd heeded his separatism, carved off some blue state as a separate nation called Blackistan, shipped all the blacks there, and then built a wall around it, it would have saved us a world of trouble.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Clay Smothers, Texas State Representative (1977-1981)
Conservative bona fides:

• Served as a delegate for George Wallace at the 1972 Democratic National Convention in Miami Beach
• Opposed gay rights - "I ask for victory over the perverts in this country! I want the right to segregate my family from these misfits and perverts"
• Called Juneteenth a "fraudulent holiday" for "ceremoniously grinning and bursting watermelons on the Capitol grounds."
• Once compared to Stepin Fetchit by Hunter S. Thompson

James David Manning, Pastor of ATLAH World Missionary Church (1991-present)
Conservative bona fides:

• Very vocal in his hatred of the vast majority of African Americans
• Outspoken critic of Barack "Long-legged Mack Daddy" Obama, once held a trial for Obama in absentia and sentenced him to death by hanging
• Endorses a Biblical literalist application of Leviticus 20:13
• Stands up for religious freedom by refusing to pay over $1 million in back taxes to JYC

Alan Keyes, Assistant Secretary of State for International Organization Affairs (1985-1887)
Conservative bona fides:

• Ran against Barack Obama in the 2004 Illinois Senate race, won 27% of vote
• Disowned his daughter after she came out as a lesbian
• Filed a lawsuit against Obama for being ineligible to serve as president, described him as a "radical communist"

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I am ever-ready for praise of Mr. Alan Keyes. Thank you sir, for reminding us all of his wisdom!!!!

We've all heard about the many, many, many Negroes who remain hypnotized and zombiefied by the LIEberals. So it's all the more delightful when we find fine "Black" "men" and "women" like Mr. Alan Keyes, the distinguished Justice Clarence Thomas, Candace Owens, Harris Faulkner, Future Senator Hershel Walker, and Kanye West defy the rest of their race and do exactly as they're told.


Here's a giant Jigga-YAY!!! for these smart Negro Conservatives!!! And the rest of them get the Jigga-BOO!!! for sucking up to LIEberals.....

[Larry Lee]

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And the rest of them get the Jigga-BOO!!! for sucking up to LIEberals.....

you're referring to Michael Steele, whose talent for accommodating the needs of influential Democrats is legendary.