The truth about Sarah Palin

[nuncio]

First of all, she was baptized Catholic. Now some of you will argue
that the baptism was performed without her consent...and you will
argue that she should be commended for later "leaving" the Cult of
Rome and joining a Bible-based church.

But truth be told: Once a Catholic, always a Catholic. 'Nuff said.

And look at her name: Sarah Palin. It's touching that she and her
older sister, Heather, married men with last names PALIN (Todd Palin)
and BRUCE (Kurt Bruce) so that together they became the
PALIN-BRUCE sisters. Rearrange those letters and you get
REPUBLICAN.

But...has it occurred to any of you that the name "Sarah" bears
remarkable resemblance to "Satan"? Slide the top half of the "h"
over to the "r", straighten the horizontal segment of the "r" and
extend it slightly to the left. It makes me wonder: Does she have a
"Pal in Satan"?

I'm afraid the enemy has invaded our (previously) Godly party!
Unless I am told by our pastor that I am suffering from demonic
delusions, there's no chance in hell I'll vote for Satan's Pal and
John MarkofCain. Vote for the lesser of two evils...and you're
still voting for evil.

Nuncio

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

First of all, she was baptized Catholic. Now some of you will argue
that the baptism was performed without her consent...and you will
argue that she should be commended for later "leaving" the Cult of
Rome and joining a Bible-based church.

But truth be told: Once a Catholic, always a Catholic. 'Nuff said.

And look at her name: Sarah Palin. It's touching that she and her
older sister, Heather, married men with last names PALIN (Todd Palin)
and BRUCE (Kurt Bruce) so that together they became the
PALIN-BRUCE sisters. Rearrange those letters and you get
REPUBLICAN.

But...has it occurred to any of you that the name "Sarah" bears
remarkable resemblance to "Satan"? Slide the top half of the "h"
over to the "r", straighten the horizontal segment of the "r" and
extend it slightly to the left. It makes me wonder: Does she have a
"Pal in Satan"?

I'm afraid the enemy has invaded our (previously) Godly party!
Unless I am told by our pastor that I am suffering from demonic
delusions, there's no chance in hell I'll vote for Satan's Pal and
John MarkofCain. Vote for the lesser of two evils...and you're
still voting for evil.

Nuncio

What a fascinating post - I've never seen one like it - why did you avoid the right hand side of the page? Something "sinister" about the left eh? Something "communist" about the left?

And the name... "nuncio" papist eh? Servant of the Antichrist? Did you sincerely believe that you could possibly enter God's Favorite Church and not be exposed as a minion of The Father of Lies? Shoo!

[nuncio]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

The McCain-Palin motto: Country First.
Shame on them! Why have so few of God's
people recognized the obvious heresy of that
motto?

It's God (Jesus) first...with Country (USA) second.

You can put a put the D in GOD on a stilt, but that doesn't
raise the GOP above GOD!!!!!

Nuncio

[nuncio]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

Ezekiel Bathfire,

You are correct in guessing why I avoid
the left. Godless communism is not something
that I want to be associated with.

Soon I won't be able to write on the right
hand side either, since our degenerate pop-culture
now causes people to associate "Dexter" with
an atheist serial killer!

Yes, my name is Nuncio. But don't read too much
into that combination of letters. I am not a Papist.
Never have been. Never will be.

When I engage in Godly wordplay and word analysis,
I make sure that I constantly take prayer breaks
and Bible breaks. "In the beginning was the Word."

Without such breaks and guidance, it's easy to be
led astray. One of my co-workers, a misguided Catholic
named Al Stanger, tried to apply a Bible-Code-like process
to the phrase "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

Guess what he found!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
..O...B.......AM......A!

Nuncio

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

I have drawn the short straw and am required to give your infantile post some attention.

The McCain-Palin motto: Country First. Shame on them! Why have so few of God's people recognized the obvious heresy of that motto? It's God (Jesus) first...with Country (USA) second.

America is God’s Favorite Country, it’s a comforting thought how much we have been blessed.

You can put a put the D in GOD on a stilt, but that doesn't raise the GOP above GOD!!!!!

…and we can remove the “nor” from “Country” and get “Nuncio”. Otherwise we could just remove “Nuncio” from the country.

Ezekiel Bathfire, You are correct in guessing why I avoid the left. Godless communism is not something that I want to be associated with.

Idiot, you are writing on the left! Stop using the enter key at the end of a line! The magic of vBulletin will add line breaks where necessary. Trust the button – your brain is redundant.

Yes, my name is Nuncio. But don't read too much into that combination of letters. I am not a Papist. Never have been. Never will be.

We’ll see.

When I engage in Godly wordplay and word analysis, I make sure that I constantly take prayer breaks and Bible breaks. "In the beginning was the Word." Without such breaks and guidance, it's easy to be
led astray. One of my co-workers, a misguided Catholic named Al Stanger, tried to apply a Bible-Code-like process to the phrase "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" Guess what he found!

…oh no! I’m beginning to think the straws were fixed…

GOD BLESS AMERICA! ..O...B.......AM......A!

You know, I sometime wonder why the defense policy isn’t run on a system like that or why there aren’t more informed commentators on television propounding such insights, and then I realize that 99.999% of this Godly land is inhabited by people who are not raving lunatics.

Nuncio, have you a point to make about how perfect the McCain/Palin ticket is?

[JennyD]

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First of all, she was baptized Catholic. Now some of you will argue
that the baptism was performed without her consent...and you will
argue that she should be commended for later "leaving" the Cult of
Rome and joining a Bible-based church.

But truth be told: Once a Catholic, always a Catholic. 'Nuff said.

You'd best not let Sister Mary Maria, an ex-Catholic, hear you say that.

Anyone who wishes to repent of their evil pagan/catholic ways is welcome to come to Jesus; you'd better learn that, and quick!

And look at her name: Sarah Palin. It's touching that she and her
older sister, Heather, married men with last names PALIN (Todd Palin)
and BRUCE (Kurt Bruce) so that together they became the
PALIN-BRUCE sisters. Rearrange those letters and you get
REPUBLICAN.

And she is one. Point?

But...has it occurred to any of you that the name "Sarah" bears
remarkable resemblance to "Satan"? Slide the top half of the "h"
over to the "r", straighten the horizontal segment of the "r" and
extend it slightly to the left. It makes me wonder: Does she have a
"Pal in Satan"?

Has it occurred to you that "nuncio" is remarkably similar to "duncio"? Or that it could also suggest that you are the female information officer of the Vatican (Nun CIO)?

I'm afraid the enemy has invaded our (previously) Godly party!
Unless I am told by our pastor that I am suffering from demonic
delusions

And who is your pastor? You're obviously not a True Christian™; I can tell by looking at the Unsaved Trash label below your vile name.

Ezekiel Bathfire,

You are correct in guessing why I avoid
the left. Godless communism is not something
that I want to be associated with.

Duncio, you ARE writing on the left-hand side.

Without such breaks and guidance, it's easy to be
led astray. One of my co-workers, a misguided Catholic
named Al Stanger, tried to apply a Bible-Code-like process
to the phrase "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

Guess what he found!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
..O...B.......AM......A!

Duncio

Are you a retarded, Duncio? Or do you just think we are?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

What a hateful, sexist attack. Misogyny has no place here. We would never smear Obama for being a jigaboo, but you say these terrible things about Palin just because she has a whisker biscuit? Awful. I'm glad I'm not you.

[nuncio]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

Ezekiel
Bathwater
and
JennyD,

You
are
both
correct.
I
am
an
idiot
and
a
dunce.

I
didn't
realize
you
were
talking
about
the
SECULAR
left.

Nuncio

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

Secular or True Christian, it makes no difference:
M't:25:32: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
M't:25:33: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
M't:25:34: Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
[…]
M't:25:41: Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

[nuncio]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

His right would be our left.
Unless you're sneaking up on Him from behind (which is ONLY possible in the delusional world of a papist's wet-dreams!)

If you agree with the secularists on which "right" is right, I wonder what else you
agree with them on?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

His right would be our left.

Nope, I think not. You're Damned.

[nuncio]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

Nope, I think not. You're Damned.

Ezekiel Bathfart,

I suppose the crazy emoticon is a clue that you're still speaking
in SECULAR talk.

In that case, I rejoice that I'm "Damned"! Can't wait to spend time
with Jesus in "Hell"!!!!!

Nuncio

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

Ezekiel Bathfart,

I suppose the crazy emoticon is a clue that you're still speaking
in SECULAR talk.

In that case, I rejoice that I'm "Damned"! Can't wait to spend time
with Jesus in "Hell"!!!!!

Nuncio

You're not right in the head, are you boy...

[nuncio]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

If by "right" you mean SECULAR right...

[Brother Cletus]

Re: The truth about Sarah Palin

If by "right" you mean SECULAR right...

Well, you'll have plenty of time to argue about the technical meaning of "right" while you're burning in Hell for eternity for mocking God's favorite vice presidential candidate.