[MeMeMe]

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Congratulations fellow workers of America - you made the right choice!!!! Comrade Obama for President!!!!

I cannot stop defiling myself thinking of him

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Congratulations fellow workers of America - you made the right choice!!!! Comrade Obama for President!!!!

I cannot stop defiling myself thinking of him

Ladies and gentleman, this is the typical Acorn employee who has helped subvert democracy in America.

[Nobar King]

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He's cr*pping in his pants thinking about how much money he's going to be able to syphon off the welfare system to cover his gambling habits.

[Wide-Open]

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I can only seek comfort in my trusted KJV to express how I feel.

Jeremiah 51:34
Nebuchadrezzar the king of Babylon hath devoured me, he hath crushed me, he hath made me an empty vessel, he hath swallowed me up like a dragon, he hath filled his belly with my delicates, he hath cast me out.

[Micah Boenheffer]

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We are not fighting!!! I'm just stating the facts. Osmabo paid McCain voters off to vote for him with his billions of dollars he got from Al-Qiada and those ACORN guys allowed fictional characters like Superman and Darth Vader to vote with their registration scams!!!!

I AM PISSED!!! BUT AT THE SAME TIME GLORY IS CLOSE!!!!

TRUE CHRISTIANS, PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!

If Glory is truly close, does this then mean that the Messiah is again amongst us ready to lead us to our Glory? Who was keeping watch? Has anyone seen the Messiah in the clouds.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Republican reign over terror is oooooooooovvvvvverrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! Go Obama!!! Congrats to all Obama voters, you made the right choice!

[JennyD]

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This is satire, right? This thread is some kind of spoof of what might happen if there were Christian extremists in this country, right?

I mean, you people don't ACTUALLY believe that because someone who doesn't believe the EXACT mythos that you do is the President-elect, that some kind of apocalyptic end is coming, do you? If at the VERY LEAST because of the philosophy of the separation of church and state...

Are you really that insecure that you feel threatened by other human beings with different beliefs, most of whom you will probably never even meet?

Well, Irrational Mind, Barack O'Sambo spent quite a bit of effort convincing Americans that he DID believe the "exact same mythos" we do. He claimed to be a Christian, over and over again.

However, we're still pretty horrified that an infanticide-promoting homicidal maniac has been elected president by the confused and God-hating electorate of America.

We fear for the coming Tribulation, since God has apparently not seen to begin the Rapture immediately.

Of course, we do still have over 2 months of the Bush Administration left!

[RationalMind]

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Actually, we're pretty horrified that an infanticide-promoting homicidal maniac has been elected president by the confused and God-hating electorate of America.

We fear for the coming Tribulation, since God has apparently not seen to begin the Rapture immediately.

Of course, we do still have over 2 months of the Bush Administration left!

If the god-haters are the majority, and there hasn't been a "raptute", perhaps you're the ones in the wrong? Maybe this god of yours doesn't hate blacks and gays. I know that if I were god, I'd be much more pissed about people like you using my name to push your own personal morals on others.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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If the god-haters are the majority, and there hasn't been a "raptute", perhaps you're the ones in the wrong?

Jesus will return in good time, as has been promised all along:

Hebrews 10:37: For yet a little while, and he that shall come will come, and will not tarry.

I know that if I were god....

But you're not, and praise be unto the real God for that.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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While it looks as though that one has succeeded in stealing the election, let's take heart in the fact that voters in several states have voted to deny sodomites the special privilege of equality. We should build on that success and work to amend the federal and state constitutions to ensure that secular laws regarding marriage, intimate relations, and divorce exactly track Biblical laws, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Heads are gonna roll for this, I can tell you.

Starting with a couple of pastors I know of!

[Bob4God]

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With current events being what they are, I strongly suggest that all True Christian residents of Freehold arm themselves with the latest in self-defense weapons and armor found at your local one-stop-shop for all things guns, Freehold Firearms on the corner of Exodus and 7th, and lock yourselves in your homes and wait to be caught up in GLORY!


Pastor Deacon Fred has also suggested in times like these that we abstain from bathing and going to the toilet, so that CHRIST will not have to see us in our most unflattering moments. Those of you who own a Rapture Ready Toilet are most certainly exempt.

The Second Coming is at hand! I can't wait to see Obama QUIVERING before the awesome power of the LORD!

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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That must of been some party last night its' going to take me forever to clean up all of this.

[Remy Lebeau]

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That must of been some party last night its' going to take me forever to clean up all of this.

You trying to be funny, boy?

[Bobby-Joe]

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That must of been some party last night its' going to take me forever to clean up all of this.

I am sorry Jimmy-Roy if we were a bit too vigorous in our security search of your trailer and store but those click threws to Kathleen Noan’s website raised some troubling questions. When Pastor Zeke is ready for you, we know were to find your RHINO ass.