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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #1

    Christian Electon results thred

    Hi,

    On the laptop at the Celebrating Pro-America party. Let's post the results of election here. I can feel a Governor Palin landslide coming. It will be a Palinbration!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Tags: electon 2008, electon resutls, osambo, pro-america, sarah palin, some old dude
    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553
      #2
      Re: Christian Electon results thred

      I've just gotten off the phone with Pastor Deacon Fred. He tell's me that John McCain is weeping uncontrollably. No doubt he is overwhelmed with his love for Jesus and His favorite country, America. That and the memory of the day he chose Sarah Palin as his runningmate.

      Prayer Warriors!! Double Time!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
          Tin Tither
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2008
          • 234
          #3
          Re: Christian Electon results thred

          I hope you all have fun at you're party i know there wasnt' room for me and my family to atend but thats' cool.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405
              #4
              Re: Christian Electon results thred

              Thanks Jimmy-Roy. I am out here in the parking lot and can’t see the results darn it. People seem worked up in there!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: Christian Electon results thred

                  GLORY! McCain has Kentucky by 63%! Landslide.

                  Some nonsense about Indiania and Vermont. 1% of the percents. Who cares?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553
                      #6
                      Re: Christian Electon results thred

                      Praise Jesus! McCain takes Kentucky! The lynchpin is ours!! GLORY!!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Mistress Cookie
                          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 6790
                          #7
                          Re: Christian Electon results thred

                          I heard one newscaster saying some state was hit with an "OBAMA TSUNAMI"

                          The violence begins ALREADY ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405
                              #8
                              Re: Christian Electon results thred

                              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                              I heard one newscaster saying some state was hit with an "OBAMA TSUNAMI"

                              The violence begins ALREADY ? ! ? ! ? ! ?
                              Must be Detroit or Los Angels. They hate America there.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                  Senior Pastor
                                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                  Always Biblically correct
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 10639
                                  #9
                                  Re: Christian Electon results thred

                                  Both IN and KY are going for McCain. The real America has spoken.

                                  So there, NH! Then again, you folks are far enough north that you can just cross the border into the People's Republic of Canadiastan.
                                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                      Christ's Rottweiler
                                       
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 22869
                                      #10
                                      Re: Christian Electon results thred

                                      Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
                                      I hope you all have fun at you're party i know there wasnt' room for me and my family to atend but thats' cool.
                                      Hey Jimmy-Roy! For get that! - Give me a call as soon as McCain's Overwhelming Victory is announced and I'll come down and get you!
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                                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                                          Christ's Battle Axe
                                           
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 2827
                                          #11
                                          Re: Christian Electon results thred

                                          Just think: after tonight, we'll never hear about Barack Obama ever again.
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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78553
                                              #12
                                              Re: Christian Electon results thred

                                              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                                              Just think: after tonight, we'll never hear about Barack Obama ever again.
                                              Next time I see him, I can say "Hey boy! I need a shine!" Praise Jesus!!
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                  Senior Pastor
                                                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                  Always Biblically correct
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 10639
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Christian Electon results thred

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  Next time I see him, I can say "Hey boy! I need a shine!" Praise Jesus!!
                                                  And after that, we can see him deported to Kenya. Thank You, Lord!

                                                  ETA: Virginia is going red. It's over for Osambo.
                                                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 13996
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Christian Electon results thred

                                                      McCain: 8
                                                      O'Sambo: 3

                                                      Sounds like a done deal to me. When does the party start?
                                                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                                                          Christ's Battle Axe
                                                           
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 2827
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Christian Electon results thred

                                                          Has Osambo conceded defeat yet?
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