[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

OK, these rumours about me have to stop. I've had it!

I did NOT vote for Obama. OK, I did, but as a prank to impress my friends. I assumed the vote wouldn't count, as I'm not a US citizen (much like Barack HUSSEIN Obama), so there was no harm in it. I had borrowed the ballot from my friend Seymour Flesh, and he is a US expat, so the prank may have gotten a little out of hand.

And how could I know that my congregation would follow my lead?

I know politics is serious business, but I was convinced that McCain would win anyway. So I had a few drinks too many and made a simple judgement error. BIG DEAL!

So I hope this cleared it up, and I can continue my journey with Jesus.

So the master mind of this whole thing comes out.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why John McCain lost

So the master mind of this whole thing comes out.

Yeah well, like I said, it was just a joke gone wrong. Boo hoo. You want to make a big thing out of that?

Weren't YOU the one who said that there were Obama votes from within Freehold? Well pal, you know DARNED WELL I don't live in Freehold. You should know, as I guess it's YOU who's holding back my greencard. So that Portway weasel isn't out in the clear yet. Did you ever check his DoF file PROPERLY?

I think you'd better do your job instead of putting all the blame on me. I'm sure the other Pastors will back me up here.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I'm right here in town, Brother. And the Gulfstream (AirJesus III) isn't here! It's gone, Brother JH took it to Utah. BUT, did he go to Belgicistan FIRST? How do we know YOU'RE not in Utah too!?!?

Answer me that! At least I didn't vote for Obamanation! I figured this whole mess out! I'm the one! I saved us ALL!!!

Glory to ME!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I'm right here in town, Brother. And the Gulfstream (AirJesus III) isn't here! It's gone, Brother JH took it to Utah. BUT, did he go to Belgicistan FIRST? How do we know YOU'RE not in Utah too!?!?

Answer me that! At least I didn't vote for Obamanation! I figured this whole mess out! I'm the one! I saved us ALL!!!

Glory to ME!

By, "I saved us ALL", are you saying that you've overturned Obama the Antichrist, thus saving us all? Or are you saying that you think you're Jesus, who Saves us all?

I'm getting a bit concerned about your Messiah complex, Captain A.

Tell me, how many guns do you have handy?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I'm right here in town, Brother.

You were in a cave last time I checked.

And the Gulfstream (AirJesus III) isn't here! It's gone, Brother JH took it to Utah.

Sure Portway, sure. Blame someone else, why don't you.

BUT, did he go to Belgicistan FIRST? How do we know YOU'RE not in Utah too!?!?

So Brother J.H. knows how to fly (and land) AirJesus III. On an imaginary airport... What a load of bollocks (forgive me Jesus. )

Answer me that! At least I didn't vote for Obamanation! I figured this whole mess out! I'm the one! I saved us ALL!!!

Glory to ME!

So you are God now? Man, that's pretty messed up if you ask me.

WHERE IS AIRJESUSIII? I know by now that Boby and his boys probably can't find their way out of a paper bag, but you are NOT FOOLING ME.

I didn't trust you when you first got to Freehold, and I certainly don't trust you now!

What do you want me to do? Post a pic of me with today's Belgican newspaper in my hands and a loaf of bread on my head? Would that convince you that I'm NOT in Utah?

[Killing For Christ]

Re: Why John McCain lost

McCain lost because Obama cheated like the Nigra he is. Brothers what is happening here, have i joined at a time of divisions in this Church? Sounds like this Captain is the one who dropped Osama posters all over my peaceful little town in peaceful Iowa .

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Shut up! Shut up I tell you! Who are you? You were sent by THEM!!! I know it! You're all out to get me, aren't you!?!?

But why? Why me? I only did what I was told, I did just what I was told! And now this! Someone steals a plane, and everyone blames the pilot! That doesn't make any sense!

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? God, why have you forsaken me! Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

WHERE IS AIRJESUSIII? I know by now that Boby and his boys probably can't find their way out of a paper bag, but you are NOT FOOLING ME.

I didn't trust you when you first got to Freehold, and I certainly don't trust you now!

What do you want me to do? Post a pic of me with today's Belgican newspaper in my hands and a loaf of bread on my head? Would that convince you that I'm NOT in Utah?

You know something Wide Open. I have been checking my files and I have yet to find your Loyalty Oath as an American Citizen.

Were is it BOY???

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

Which Father is that?

"Father" Maurice Lester?

"Father" Thomas Martian?

Who is your contact, Captain A?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Shut up! Shut up I tell you! Who are you? You were sent by THEM!!! I know it! You're all out to get me, aren't you!?!?

But why? Why me? I only did what I was told, I did just what I was told! And now this! Someone steals a plane, and everyone blames the pilot! That doesn't make any sense!

I'M here. The PLANE isn't, how could I have stolen it? God, why have you forsaken me! Please Father, why have you forsaken ME!!!

God Gawd, You are still in that damn bunker. I though we would have this resolved by this morning.

Damn, I am ordering the blasting. I don't have the time for this Portway.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

I told you yesterday, the door is UNLOCKED, I just can't lift it myself. It's a foot thick and solid steel! Please, let me out! I'm getting rather lightheaded from the smell and lack of salt!

Send whoever, but make sure you trust them, they must be CLEAN, don't sund anyone SUSPECT, just clean True Christians™

Please God, let them not harm me! After all I've done for you Lord, don't let them hurt me! Please!

[Killing For Christ]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Friend, the only person that has sent me to these Godly forums is our Lord God, please come out of the Bumker, your Brothers and Sisters will welcome you!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Who the heck are you to tell me when to do ANYTHING!!! And it's not a "bumker", it's a basement. I have no idea who you are, but I can assure you you are bing investigated by the DOF as we speak!

Bumker. That sounds like some sort of queer sex thing to me. Are you hitting on me? The Lord is no fan of sodomites my friend!

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Who the heck are you to tell me when to do ANYTHING!!! And it's not a "bumker", it's a basement. I have no idea who you are, but I can assure you you are bing investigated by the DOF as we speak!

Bumker. That sounds like some sort of queer sex thing to me. Are you hitting on me? The Lord is no fan of sodomites my friend!

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

You may be right, Captain A.

He's interested in your Bumker.

Perhaps you should relock the door until BJ can get it open!

[Osambo 08]

Re: Why John McCain lost

Obama's brainwashing mission has already commenced! My White brothers and sisters, don't fall victim to this dark plague. TURN OFF YOUR TV, SHRED YOUR JOO-TAINTED NEWSPAPERS, and LOCK YOURSELVES IN CHURCH. The Anti-Christ and his dark minions are starting a Rapturelution. Hide your pies, chicken, watermelons, and White women in a secure environment because Negroes like me can sense the distinct smell from afar.

My nigra tendencies that I have attempted to shove back for a month are manifesting. The lust for chicken and beautiful blondes is invading my thoughts. Please, I implore all of you to pray for me. It's time to read the New Testament.