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  • Bummer
    Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
    • Aug 2008
    • 61

    #31
    Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Son, guns kill people like pencils cause misspelled words. Before there were guns there were bows and arrows. Before that, swords and halberds. Before that, sharp sticks, and before that, rocks.

    Why would GOD allow something if he didn't want TRUE CHRISTIANS™ to use it?

    I have been assigned to Hawaii for almost twelve years now, bringing Christianity to the mish-mash of Hawaiian/potagee/flipper/chink/jap/mex/darkie/Jamacian mix of impure races and insane religions.

    Don't talk to ME about Hawaii. there are more FALSE CHRISTIANS here than almost anywhere else, and there are qweers ALL OVER THE PLACE!

    This is the worst assignment I have ever had, yet I obey JESUS ans try to spread the word to the local heathens. A word of advice to you. Don't go to a Filipino celebration where food is being served. Black dog is the best part, if you are willing to eat whatever they can steal from the drop-off cages at the pound. It goes downhill from there!
    Not being open to other cultures is your biggest problem and it works against you. As i said before, when the rest of the world is moving forward in accepting each other as equals, you stand still. You can't draw all people over one line and say just because this person does that or looks like this i know all about them and how they are.

    Why does god allow all other things that you don't approve of then? I guess there is another weird rationalization in your mind about that. Justifying the things you want and condemning the things you don't is religion in a nutshell. I wish you all could see that. It's so simple.
    Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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    • Bummer
      Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
      • Aug 2008
      • 61

      #32
      Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      And where are the grand African inventions?

      You know, the ones by Negroes who had not been raised up and trained to be civilized by Godly white folk?

      I'll wait.
      You mean the black people who were not oppressed by white and kept as slaves? You look a bit young so i assume that's why you say something so ignorant!
      Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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      • TC Patriot
        AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2008
        • 1060

        #33
        Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

        Originally posted by Bunion View Post
        You mean the black people who were not oppressed by white and kept as slaves? You look a bit young so i assume that's why you say something so ignorant!
        Slavery is a wonderful Biblical tradition. When the Nigras sold other Nigras into slavery they did them a favor. Africa has been and will always be an evil dark place full of wild spooks with spears and crazy pygmies.

        Keeping slaves is a Godly thing. Read the Bible and repent you liebrul trash.

        Jesus approved of slavery and so do I.

        Jesus loves Dick



        Cheney/Palin 2012

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        • Bummer
          Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
          • Aug 2008
          • 61

          #34
          Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

          Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
          Slavery is a wonderful Biblical tradition. When the Nigras sold other Nigras into slavery they did them a favor. Africa has been and will always be an evil dark place full of wild spooks with spears and crazy pygmies.

          Keeping slaves is a Godly thing. Read the Bible and repent you liebrul trash.

          Jesus approved of slavery and so do I.
          Have you been to Africa?
          Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #35
            Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

            Originally posted by Bunion View Post
            Have you been to Africa?
            Yes. We fly there several times a year with teams of missionaries to build churches for the betterment of the AIDS infected dark races. We have passed out hundreds of thousands of bibles to the poor, starving masses, and sometimes a few pounds of rice in exchange for 'antique' tusks and the like.

            First you wanted to know about Hawaii. Naturally, I know everything about it because I am assigned here. And, since I am the closest Pastor to Africa, I am responsible for those missions as well. Why do you insist on asking whether I have been to places you probably have never seen? Have you ever been to an injun reservation?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Bummer
              Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
              • Aug 2008
              • 61

              #36
              Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Yes. We fly there several times a year with teams of missionaries to build churches for the betterment of the AIDS infected dark races. We have passed out hundreds of thousands of bibles to the poor, starving masses, and sometimes a few pounds of rice in exchange for 'antique' tusks and the like.

              First you wanted to know about Hawaii. Naturally, I know everything about it because I am assigned here. And, since I am the closest Pastor to Africa, I am responsible for those missions as well. Why do you insist on asking whether I have been to places you probably have never seen? Have you ever been to an injun reservation?
              Well good then you must know they are completely normal people like all of us. I do not understand how you as racist Christians go there though. But it's good, you might learn something.

              Why i ask if you have been there is because i hear so much from people like you, all theses prejudices about other countries, people, religions. And most of the time you have never been anywhere but your own hometown. I've traveled a bit myself and do not live in the country i was born in, i see this as an eye opener and opportunity to meet new interesting people, everything you do brings you something new as long as you are open to it. I haven't been to Africa, but neither do i need to, to know they are normal people like us. Your church on the other hand have a lot of people who need to go somewhere and experience other cultures to understand they are not evil. Also i wish to go to Africa some day to live and work there, maybe help the more unfortunate people.
              Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2025
                • 15118

                #37
                Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                Originally posted by Bunion View Post
                Well good then you must know they are completely normal people like all of us. I do not understand how you as racist Christians go there though. But it's good, you might learn something.

                Why i ask if you have been there is because i hear so much from people like you, all theses prejudices about other countries, people, religions. And most of the time you have never been anywhere but your own hometown. I've traveled a bit myself and do not live in the country i was born in, i see this as an eye opener and opportunity to meet new interesting people, everything you do brings you something new as long as you are open to it. I haven't been to Africa, but neither do i need to, to know they are normal people like us. Your church on the other hand have a lot of people who need to go somewhere and experience other cultures to understand they are not evil. Also i wish to go to Africa some day to live and work there, maybe help the more unfortunate people.
                What's NORMAL about a bunch of darkies leaping around with not so much as a Band-Aid covering their huge black Tallywackers?
                They can't even speak American!!!

                Last October I spent a whole hour in one of these Villages and I CAN TELL YOU IT WAS HELL!!!

                All these Jigaboo Women trying to touch my hair with their filthy un-manicured fingers and their filthy Pillows bouncing around.
                HAVE THEY NO SHAME???

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Bummer
                  Unsaved Trash, Whiney God-Mocker
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 61

                  #38
                  Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  What's NORMAL about a bunch of darkies leaping around with not so much as a Band-Aid covering their huge black Tallywackers?
                  They can't even speak American!!!

                  Last October I spent a whole hour in one of these Villages and I CAN TELL YOU IT WAS HELL!!!

                  All these Jigaboo Women trying to touch my hair with their filthy un-manicured fingers and their filthy Pillows bouncing around.
                  HAVE THEY NO SHAME???
                  Well let me inform you about the English language, you see, there are other countries in this world with other languages, here is a list for you of the most spoken languages in the world:

                  Mandarin Sino-Tibetan, Chinese 873,000,000 1,210,000,000†[2] 882,000,000 native, 178,000,000 second language = 1,050,000,000 total[3]
                  †Encarta estimate includes all Chinese dialects 1 Hindustani Indo-European, Indo-Iranian, Indo-Aryan 366,000,000[4] 366,000,000 Standard Hindi 325,000,000, Ancient Hindi 100,000,000; A total of 650,000,000 including Urdu and secondary speakers, does not include Maithili. All Hindi dialects are mutually intelligible. 2 Spanish Indo-European, Italic, Romance 322,300,000[5] 322,000,000 - 358,000,000[6] Total of 417 million including second-language speakers (1999).[7][8] 3 English Indo-European, Germanic, West 309,350,000[9] 341,000,000 Over 1,500,000,000 worldwide.[10] Also see List of countries by English-speaking population which numbers 850,000,000 worldwide (as a total of first and additional language spoken). 4 Arabic Afro-Asiatic, Semitic 206,000,000[11] 422,039,637 It is also one of the six official languages of the United Nations.[12]
                  5 Portuguese Indo-European, Italic, Romance 177,500,000 191,000,000 215 millions native, 20 second language = 235 millions total[citation needed] 6 Bengali Indo-European, Indo-Iranian, Indo-Aryan 171,000,000 207,000,000 196 million native (2004 CIA) (includes 14 million Chittagonian and 10.3 million Sylheti). 7 Russian Indo-European, Slavic, East 145,000,000 167,000,000 165 million native, 110 million second language = 275 million total 8 Japanese Japanese-Ryukyuan 122,400,000 125,000,000 128 million native, 2 million second language = 130 million total 9 German Indo-European, Germanic, West 95,400,000 100,100,000 101 million native (88 million Standard German, 5 million Swiss German, 8 million Austrian German), 60 million second language in EU[13] + 5 - 20 million worldwide. 10 Punjabi Indo-European, Indo-Iranian, Indo-Aryan 88,000,000 57,000,000 61–62 million (2000 WCD) (taken together with Eastern Punjabi (28 million) and Siraiki (14 million): 104 million total) 11 Wu Sino-Tibetan, Chinese 77,200,000 -- 77 million native 12 Javanese Austronesian, Malayo-Polynesian, Sunda-Sulawesi 75,500,000 75,600,000 70-75 million 13 Telugu Dravidian, South Central 69,700,000 69,700,000 70 million native, 5 million second language, = 75 million total (2001)[14] 14 Marathi Indo-European, Indo-Iranian, Indo-Aryan 68,000,000 68,000,000 68 million native, 3 million second language, = 71 million total 15 Vietnamese Austro-Asiatic, Mon-Khmer, Vietic 67,400,000 68,000,000 70 million native, perhaps up to 16 million second language, = ~ 86 million total 16 Korean Considered either language isolate or Altaic 67,000,000 77,000,000 79 million if including secondary and non-native speakers.[15] 17 Tamil Dravidian, Southern 66,000,000 66,000,000 68 million native, 9 million second language, = 77 million total[14] 18 French Indo-European, Italic, Romance 64,860,000[16]
                  78,000,000
                  113 million “native and real speakers”[17] (includes 64,473,140 French people), 250 million second language (worldwide including Africa and North Africa) = 363 million (as a total of first and additional language spoken) and up to 500 million total with significant knowledge of the language (2008).[18] 19 Italian Indo-European, Italic, Romance 61,500,000 62,000,000 Regarded as fourth or fifth most studied language in the world, therefore there are about 120 million Italophones in the world. 20 Have you no respect for other peoples living conditions or other cultures, you are not the center of the world you know. And you call yourself "Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm" Exactly when are you all this? I expect someone with these characteristics to be open to other people!
                  Paliban rhymes with Taliban

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22828

                    #39
                    Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                    Originally posted by Bummer View Post
                    Well let me inform you about the English language, you see, there are other countries in this world with other languages, here is a list for you of the most spoken languages in the world: [irrelevant statistics deleted]
                    God’s Word is written in American for a reason; he does not approve of heathens and idol worshipers, who, He says, should worship Him. American is the language to do this because this is the language of the only inerrant Bible KJV 1611. What would you think if some Nigerian jigaboos character came up to you and started jabbering in Yoruba? Is he asking for a glass of water or, more likely, asking you for your bank account details?
                    Have you no respect for other peoples living conditions or other cultures,
                    Either they are True Christians
                    or Unsaved Trash. Naturally we are ‘concerned’ that they are not all True Christians and Landover is proof positive of that deep concern.
                    you are not the center of the world you know
                    You know, that is something that I have never considered. In ancient times Jerusalem was considered the center of the universe (see old maps.) Now, as America is God’s Favorite Country, you have started me wondering if America is not the new center of the universe. I must look into it, there is strong circumstantial evidence to suggest hat America is.
                    sigpic


                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Mr. Johnson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 100

                      #40
                      Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                      Originally posted by Bummer View Post
                      Have you no respect for other peoples living conditions or other cultures, you are not the center of the world you know. And you call yourself "Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm" Exactly when are you all this? I expect someone with these characteristics to be open to other people!
                      Respecting living conditons and other cultures has nothing to do with leading someone to God. It is our duty as Christians to spread the good news to these folks about our saviour Jesus Christ so that thier souls will be saved when they die of Aids, starvation, or are eaten by lions.

                      We care about the things that REALLY matter friend. The physical things of this world are insignificant. Having food to eat will not save your soul. Being disease free will not save your soul. Being fast enough to avoid predators wll not save your soul.

                      Knowing Jesus as your Lord and Savior is the ultimate life saver.
                      1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

                      God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three!sigpic God bless our troops and damn our enemies.

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                      • TC Patriot
                        AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1060

                        #41
                        Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                        Originally posted by Mr. Johnson View Post
                        Respecting living conditons and other cultures has nothing to do with leading someone to God. It is our duty as Christians to spread the good news to these folks about our saviour Jesus Christ so that thier souls will be saved when they die of Aids, starvation, or are eaten by lions.

                        We care about the things that REALLY matter friend. The physical things of this world are insignificant. Having food to eat will not save your soul. Being disease free will not save your soul. Being fast enough to avoid predators wll not save your soul.

                        Knowing Jesus as your Lord and Savior is the ultimate life saver.
                        Exactly!

                        The greatest gift we can give them is the word of God. If you give them food they will just fight over it like a troop of crazed baboons.

                        LBC is offering them salvation through Christ Jesus!

                        Praise!

                        Jesus loves Dick



                        Cheney/Palin 2012

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                        • Smithson
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 7

                          #42
                          Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          Even the LIEBRAL media is reporting on this one!

                          True Americans will not be detoured with an economy that is in the gutter thanks to Bill Clinton and Barack HUSSEIN Obama!!
                          Dear Bob4God,

                          Could you please elaborate why you think that Clinton and Obama are the ones to blame for the economical crisis we're facing? Don't you think that the actions taken by Bush's administration during the last eight years might have more to do with that?

                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          They are stocking up on guns and ammunition for the coming Obamageddon!
                          What exactly is Obamageddon?


                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          They know that with the recent "election" of Obama to be the next President of GOD'S United States, their rights are in jeopardy like never before.
                          Why "quote" the election word? Can't you just admit that most of the americans wanted some change to the republican administration?

                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          Eight years of the Bush administration has given us a sense of security in our right to bear arms, our right to privacy and our right to justice. But that will soon be taken away under the HUSSEIN regime!
                          Do we really live in a safe environment when everyone carries guns?

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                          • Smithson
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 7

                            #43
                            Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            No, he wants us to not have guns and feel a false sense of security.

                            Correct. And there are terrorists in a lot of countries. It doesn't take a genius to see the connection here.
                            This is something new to me. So a person having the same name as an ex dictator makes him a very likely candidate for terrorism? So Obama's cunning plan has been to devote his life to politics and going all the way to the presidental office and then start spreading his terror around when he gets the power? How will his terror manifest itself in january?

                            Does this name connection theory also apply to american names? So Ted and Henry for ecample would be very bad choices for president. Does it help if you change your name afterwards or are you doomed at the moment the name is given for the first time?

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                            • Smithson
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 7

                              #44
                              Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              I'm still waiting for the list of brilliant inventions from non-Westernized, uncivilized African Negroes.
                              I would like to see same kind of list of brilliant inventions from non-Westernized uncivilized white people. Don't you think that the terms uncivilized and brilliant inventions are a bit mutually exclusive? What brilliant stuff do you expect a person to invent if he/she is not civilized through a working school system or do you really think it's colour specific?

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                              • Smithson
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 7

                                #45
                                Re: Gun Sales Booming After Obama "election"

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I trust in Jesus, not your Google false God.

                                You don't understand the Holy Bible because are a liar because your father is satan, the father of lies.
                                So Jesus comes down when ever you need a piece of information so you don't have to trust the content of such unholy sources as Encyclopedias or Wikipedia? I don't have that luxury so I have to trust other undivine sources.

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