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  • SamDaHeathen
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2008
    • 13

    #1

    How did this happen?

    I keep asking myself how on earth the majority of Americans could see their way clear to elect a junior senator with such limited background and a Muslim name.

    To make matters worse, this selection was over a Real American war hero who has dedicated his entire life to honorable service to America. A man with a proven track record in the senate.

    I'm going crazy thinking that this great nation has sunken into the bowels of pestilence and sickness from what our ancestors shed blood to build up.

    God has surely grown weary of the sins of America and is letting us go.
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: How did this happen?

    Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
    God has surely grown weary of the sins of America and is letting us go.
    I have been thinking the same thing. I'm praying that Jesus returns before inauguration day.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #3
      Re: How did this happen?

      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
      I have been thinking the same thing. I'm praying that Jesus returns before inauguration day.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      The Lord moves in mysterious ways, and we cannot second-guess-Him.

      As I just posted in another thread, I have just finished a select conference of prominent Christian Pastors, who have determined that, while President-elect Obama shouldn't technically be President, he was, in fact, raised in a White, Landover Baptist household, and his father contributed only a little melanin to his genetic profile, so he is scientifically a white Republican.

      President-elect Obama is in Hawaii right now and I have discussed the situation with him, after giving a prayer and condolences for his GODLY grandmother. He agrees that, while his skin color is unseemly, he will follow the Landover agenda just as the Bush family has always done, and accepted me as the family pastor. He offered to see the specialist who turned Michael Jackson's skin color into whatever shade of green it is, but I assured the President-Elect that was not necessary, and that Jackson is probably an alien in any case.

      The President-elect also offered to change his family name to Pistle, but upon reflection, he actually IS a bit dark for that. I graciously declined.

      So I am now able to say that a black African will never inhabit the White House, and that President-Elect Obama is whiter than most Andalusians, Belgian people or Norwegians.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911

        #4
        Re: How did this happen?

        Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
        God has surely grown weary of the sins of America and is letting us go.
        We all know that 9/11 was God's punishment upon America for the sins of abortion and homosexuality. Now that several states have legalized gay marriage, we shouldn't be surprised to see the Lord's wrath.

        At least the citizens of California are starting to wake up.

        YIC,
        Buford
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        Brother Buford

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #5
          Re: How did this happen?

          Originally posted by SamDaHeathen View Post
          God has surely grown weary of the sins of America and is letting us go.
          Wait a minute! Are you sure that you're such a God expert? What if the Obama thing IS part of GOD's plan? As far as I'm concerned, HE is in control. Perhaps Obama has been chosen to lead us into Armageddon and beyond to a better place?

          I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm waiting for HIM to give me my next assignment, and believe me, I'm prepared to do whatever HE commands...

          Jeramaih 5:4 explains that the poor are stupid and don't know the ways of GOD. Perhaps HE wanted them to elect Obama? 5:4 Therefore I said, Surely these are poor; they are foolish: for they know not the way of the LORD, nor the judgment of their God.
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • Jethro
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 55

            #6
            Re: How did this happen?

            As Christians we believe that the basic starting point is the regeneration of man. Then man takes and applies that faith. For Christians the basic government is the self-government of the Christian man.

            The basic governmental unit is the family. This means that every father and mother will be more important in the sight of God than heads of state, because He controls children, property and the future.

            The third is the church as the government, fourth the school as a government, fifth your job governs you, then sixth society governs you with its ideas, beliefs and standards, and seventh, one among many forms of government, is the civil government.

            Today, we are implicitly totalitarian. We speak of the state as the government. That's totalitarian. So we have to rid ourselves of such things. The Christian theonomic society will only come about as each man governs himself under God and governs his particular sphere. And only so will we take back government from the state and put it in the hands of Christians.
            Sara Palin in 2016!
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22875

              #7
              Re: How did this happen?

              Questions that arise are,
              (i) "Was Barack HUSSEIN Obama the recipient of any overseas funding?"
              (ii) "Did Obama receive any help or support from The Axis of Evil"?

              Note the highlighted part of the photo and remind yourself that Kim Jong-Il has not been seen recently - perhaps he was "elsewhere"?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: How did this happen?

                Seeing how Barack Obama has been allowed by Jesus to take command of His favorite country, and seeing how Barack Obama IS at least 50% White, then it seems to me that we should honor and respect his normal half.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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